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Sorry, I'm being very unsympathetic.

Well if she's anything like my friend they want some attention and sympathy. Looks like it is working. When it gets to the stage that she's puttting fake tan around the 'scars' to make them more prominant, tell her to fuck off.

How do you know a blonde has been in the fridge? There are lipstick marks on the cucumber. What kind of bees make milk? BOOBIES (boo-bees) Whats brown and sticky? A stick HAve you heard of the new drug going around aberdeen? Ken fit a mean?

Watching it makes me wish i was there. And come on, the brain wilson even playing was ledgendery enough. Playing the most fucking classic songs with however many thousands of people singing along (and crowd surfers on boards!) was simply fantastic.

Live8 In Seaton Park? Sorry if this has already been posted, but I'm told there is to be a large screen showing the 'live8' festival this saturday in Seaton Park. Any info? And who's going?

Good. I lost like twenty something. So before I even post, I am recognised as a a wanker.

Dude, I'm a medical phenomemon and I've got 9. Well 8 definate ones and a white smudgy thing. Don't even bother complaining.

1st week - work experience at Dentists (had better get free toothpaste!) 2nd week - family holiday in the costa brava (SHITE). ALthough, as long as I get sunburnt and meet some nice people I'm not bothered. 3rd week - ditto 4th, 5th and 6th weeks - Plently of bumming about, drinking, eating, oh and also a metric shitload of work to do.

Toward the top of the paper, you are positive and optimistic. Facing left, you believe in tradition, are friendly, and remember dates (birthdays, etc.) With few details, you are emotional and naive, they care little for details and are a risk-taker. With 4 legs showing, they are secure, stubborn, and stick to their ideals. The size of the ears indicates how good a listener you are. The bigger the better. You drew large ears, you are a great listener! The length of the tail indicates the quality of your sex life. And again more is better! You drew large tail, WOW!

McFly - 5 colours in her hair

Yes. Hated the thing as I watched it as a child (on christmas eve). I have never been so scared. I have a great liking towards it now, its fab. We actually studied it in English once - it has depth!

Oh yeah!! There is heaps of shit about him in the staff quarters, he made a bid deal of it. But then, why not?

As long as your decent, yeah! The Lemon Tree always seems to have the most.

Shitting out in the wilderness Freshly made beds Monoghan Mushrooms Sherbert sweets from asda, otherwise known as 'crack' Bright orange gingers Nudity When somone's penis hangs out of their boxers Irvine Welsh Pissing on your school Pubic Hair Pirates Gin Tits Snail Trails Cookies from markies Hogshead Bar Luxumburg Cafe in Amsterdam Amsterdam Dublin Poo Skitty Poo Wet Farts

I once met a guy called Justin Time. For other comedy names, check up simpson scripts for prank calls at Moe's. My favourite names of all time are: Kieran, Ferghal, Seamus, and Finn.

How fantastic are Stringray and Dylans sisters?! We have fat mink who always has her head in a book, and fat slag who already wants to get in there with Boyd. Shit-hot tv.

Yeah! You rock.

Fuck yeah! Although I couldn't give a shit about his band. It's not the 'right prescription' is it?

I fucking love that show :O

Did anyone else today see Boyd's sexy dancing?? I don't think I've ever laughed so much at him before. Dancing like a constipated hunchback is definately a sign of schizophrenia in my book!

I love stuffed mushrooms. But only Irish mushrooms from Monoghan. And only with cheese and ham.

The underage disco 'hotsteppers', which usually houses itself in Westhill, decided to move to the slightly bigger premises (Beach Ballroom). They underestimated the about of little neds that would turn up and so were understaffed. All wee whippersnappers were held inside by the few 'bouncers'. I guess it was just a clash of people from different areas and an act of 'hardness' but it was to be expected. Just hope it is not too serious.

I'm stuck for ideas. Basically, fill the gaps. Design an outfit for ___________ based on the theme of ______________- For example; An outfit for a goth based on a theme of spiders, An elven princess costume based on a theme of water. I dunno whats up with me but I need some inspiration! Help appreciated. Danke.

OK, so see if I have a photo. And I wanna make that little bit surreal. For example, this: http://www.woo.se/images%20v%20illu/v%20computer%20art.jpg What do I do? Help very much appreciated!!!

I actually thought it was due to 'legal reasons'. Big Brother are only allowed to show like 50% of the live show or something.... Fuck Knows.