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Can I just say I'm so glad we've got our own parliment. Yeah, it went slightly over budget and it looks like a bamboo stick prison, but hey. I'm also overly pleased with the results of the smaller parties (green, and the one in london which is anti-war) thanks to our proportional representation method of seat dispersion. All we need to do now is get out of the EU.

Took the words out of my mouth. Or rather.. movements out of my fingers.

You do realise in doing this you'll have to put up with a large amount of annoying people for a good couple of hours?? Don't let anyone by the name of 'Keith Scott' get on your bus. It'll be the biggest regret of your life.

Member of a trade union? Get onto your shop steward pronto.

Well whatever you do.. do not stay in the Prins Hendric hotel. It cost us a friggin bomb for itchy beds, carpets ad unclean bathrooms (toenails!!) plus we were right at the front and it was so fucking noisy. Didn't have curtains either so all the stag nights would come past and have a peek. In the end.. just though 'fuck this' and stayed 5 star in the crowne plaza. Got a hundred euros off our room due to our sob story. Much nicer area with proper beds, swimming pool etc. Still paying of debt.. but y'know.. it was worth it.

Dude.. University is the one and only time you have a real reason to move. I say, unless you're obsessed by Aberdeen and never want to leave, get the fuck out. The town you go to Uni in may well be the one you stay in for life.

Yeah, I like ska. Reel Big Fish are my favourite band.. watch out they're cds cost shitloads in hmv though (and usually can't get them anywhere else!) But I'll tell you what I love most. Ska Covers. Go get ghostbusters, tetris and whatever else/

When, where, who and possibly why?

Thats ANDREW Barron and ooh i shouldn't name him due to legal reasons. I knew him at primary school. His brother burnt down archies.

Time for some reminiscing guys....

had some spiifing rose the other day.. riveria something. it was actually so fine.. the 3 of us drank a crate. Lucikily, the stuff is like 9% so no probs. I hate wine that tastes like nail varnish remover.

I'm thinking about taking higher chemistry like. I got a 2 in my standard grade estimate, although had to work shit hard to get it. Not naturally talented at chemistry. But need to get a B in it at least in order to go to Belfast for Dentistry. Is it possible?

hey, looking for a little help from you experinced ones out there. Next month I will be picking my subjects for higher. I do not have a fucking clue. At the moment, I am an aspiring dentist, last week I was an art teacher. I have a tendancy to change my mind often. Therefore, I 'd like to choose subjects that keep my options open. We have to take English. I would like to take 5 subjects. I'm thinking.. art, chemistry, biology, english and then either physics (easiest subject in the world) or maths. How hard are these subjects?? Reckon I'm fucked up?

http://artpad.art.com/gallery/?i954dcyihmo me this morning

OMFG. Neighbours just got 20,000 times better. Apart from Harold having sex with 'Svetlanka' we now have two teenage blond lesbians!!

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=42453&item=5341428998&rd=1 currenlt at 2.20 plus fiver for p and p. Had better come in gold box with illegal immigrant at that price.

Tabby uses the same hair dye as Sharon osbourne. You cannay tell who's who's when they stand next to each other.

what the fucking fuck was that. Jesus christ I am well dizzed up. Looks like humans are dying out altogether!

I might just go as a cardboard box again. That didn't cost me anything, although.. it was a bit of a fire hazard!

Right, time to get serious. Yeah, on the wasteland. I'm writing an essay with the pros and cons of illegal music downloads.. you know, kazaa and stuff. I'd appreciate people's opinions and thoughts.

Thank fuck I am not the only neighbours obsessor. I'll answer the unanswerable. Toadfish Rebbeci is wearing a patch because of a wasp sting. Err what were the others?? Anyway.. can't fuckin wait for neighbours today... I love watching Jack Scully dance.

My sister's wee friend died yesterday from taking an 'E'. She's 15. What the fucken hell.

Well I was thinking an overdose of some sort. May as well go out on a high.

i was thinking about dying today. And i was thinking about all the stuff to sort out. I'm on the organ donars list etc.. I want 'good riddance' buy greenday played at my funeral. Just because I hope it will make someone laugh. Plus I just generally like that song. What about you?

MY English teacher got back at 6.00 am this morning the twat. He's trying to pull off the 'totally awake and totally sober' look but it sure ain't working.