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False - We all know that peter pan is gonna lose his ability to fly at some point while 30000 feet above a church spire. Wouldnt want that now, would we. TPBM regular makes an arse of themselves trying to play musical instruments whilst drunk

Tunnocks teacakes? Fantastic! im feckin going!

so... do you just turn up?

when i was turned 17 i was really eager to give blood. I searched on the internet, i asked people, i sent off for information... but in the end of all that, i didnt have a bloody clue what to do or where to go. Hence i gave up. They are desperate for blood, but if its not easy to find out how to give it, how do they expect to get a lot?

putting is the easy bit

the 8 character limit is there for a reason.... mainly to avoid posts like the one you just made

single coils. Well. Thats what i would do.

true. Despite being a big bugger, my trouser'll still fall off. TPBM owns a NOW cd and has listened to it in the last 6 months

Im considering getting started into golf again. Stopped about 6 years ago. I used to be pretty good, but i went on a driving range about a year ago and realised how rubbish you can get in that time. i think, but dont take this as utter truth, that slicing is to do with the distance each foot is to the ball. For example, if the ball is more towards your front foot in your stance, it will go one way. Too close to the back foot and it goes the other way. i think

edit: Fergetabboudit

speaking of which, did anyone see in the papers several months ago, the plans for toilets that would emerge out the ground at night time to stop people pissing in the street, and would just go back underground during the day?

probably promotion is the problem. Ive never heard of you. However, two posts making it sound like you are putting us at fault for your failings doesnt fill me with an urge to see your the gigs you guys put on

I might be interested in playing guitar. That cool?

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I was at first tempted to say a couple of pink floyd albums (trust me to do that), but i realised they usually do the bleak thing, but then tell you that everythings going to be okay and not to worry... So i shan't

Mine will be a bunch of songs that i like. No theme. Sorry.

its not just motorbikes that are annoying. Countesswells road had a 10mph speed limit after they laid new surface or something recently. I was breaking the rules myself, trundling along at 20 (rebellious). As hypocritical as it is, a lot of drivers think the rules are for everyone expect them. This was going through my head as people overtook at 70mph.

was this pedal not in Guitarist months ago? I seem to recall it was pretty good, digitech as far as i can tell have a good track record with 'artist' pedals. Eric Clapton and Dan Donegan ones certainly.

Once again, hog setting the example we should all live by

You voted for youself didnt you?

Dont want to rain on your parade, but the first pressings of Dark Side of the Moon sell for 2 quid on ebay.

ha. True. How did you guess

False. Kids are for people that arn't me. TPBM is going to bed because they have to get up at 7am in order to get to work on time at 9 with a very long walk there thrown in