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That video made me think. It made me think that my balls aren't as big as plums and in the eyes of rachel stevens i am not a man.

Why do we need to turn protesting into a joyous occasion here? Live8, lets sing songs and have fun while we think about children dieing in Africa. Ok. In Bolvia when the people protested against the privatisation of the gas industry they didn't dress up in furry outfits and dance to cheese rock for change. I would go to these protests except that I would most likely be incited to violence by some hippy with died green dreadlocks telling me my belt is an affront to his beliefs.

1. My tail would be denim. 2. Most certianly. Since I rarely think before I speak it's more likely all that you would be able to do is pick up peoples inner voice. I want to know what you sound like to yourself. In my head I am actually margret thatcher but my recorded voice sounds like grinding cogs. It would also be a total mindfuck as you would be hearing the persons thoughts aswell as the persons voice and your own ponderings all at once. Do you need a line of sight to operate this power or does it work through walls? Do you have to focus or does everyones voice just jump into your head? I concur with the off button suggestion, I don't want to know what the other person is thinking during sex, i'm insecure enough that you, and don't want to have to listen to someone screaming "OOOH MR ESTRADA!" into my mind. 3. Get a pony. 4. This is actually my fault, many apoligies, its part two of god's wrath for not leaving this shithole already.

there are, infact, many reasons why channel 5 is the greatest channel in the world, excluding spanish language channels and the advert channel. Some of these reasons are: Steven Seagull flicks Chuck Norris flicks bountiful terrible action flicks Argentinian football. Argentinian football commentator whose english can't keep up with play. "COUNTERATTACK" that stupid anagram game. the guy that presents that stupid anagram game. the pretty adverts for the shitty action flicks. the only thing that channel 5 does not have is John Snow and his ties.

I read this as "Eat your own piece of gang of four history" I was intrigued.

duh, heat ray! no blood duh, GAWD.

If smoking was banned it would probably become more popular. People don't like being told what they can or cannot do to their bodies. If it's ok for someone to stick a 13" dildo up their arse its ok to inhale deathsticks in my book.

well I suppose posting a picture is a better retort than a your mother joke.

You see I don't understand this. If the government refuses to ban smoking then it is either because they don't think smoking is harmful, or they respect the right of the person to choose what they inhale into their lungs (as long as it can be taxed of course). Now obviously this ban would suggest that the government does believe that smoking is harmful (woo) So why not adopt the same stance on this issue. Why not leave it up to the places themselves to decide whether to impose a ban or not? If there is such a mass of people crying out for a ban then surely there is a market for no-smoking pubs. I rarely smoke, but I am not overly bothered about it, and I like the fact that if I feel like it, i can. What pisses me off is people smoking on sunny days. What the hell is that about?

Loverly. Future perfect is a stunning album. What was the video?

you'll be a father some day tv tanned, don't worry.

was the later playing times not due to various band members going to see a hawk in a hacksaw? I don't know as I was denied seeing anything by fiscal terrors. I had not even enough money to secure my entrance, which is slightly depressing since it was payday.

taken from http://simplemission.typepad.com/ "I know you've been wondering. Where is Nick Diamonds? Where is J'aime? Montreal? LA? NYC? Since winning the hearts of the masses as two/thirds of the French Canadian band the Unicorns, the pair have been busy traveling around this country and theirs working on various musical projects including a brand new fantastique pop group called Islands. Diamonds describes his group's new music as "F-14 tomcat blah, blah," which is really French-Canadian slang for fiery, shiny and shimmering madcap pop. Really though, it's wonderful stuff and I couldn't be happier to be the first kid on the block to bring it to you. This time out, you can take a little piece of the music home " abominable snow flesh its loverly

call him a homewrecker

you should have berated me for my horrible typing

pfft, why on earth would you do something so sensible? you up for heckling minnie tommorow night?

last time i checked, stepping on dogshit wont give you cancer. Though eating it may give you open to some fun diseases.

what a joke. you going to the tunnels tonight yousef?

you avoided the drink then dave? proud of you man.

The problem is not the ending itself but the execution of the ending which spielberg manages to screw up. Everyone who is worth their weight in sponge knows the ending already but the anticlimatic manner in which stevo manages it in is quite amazing. Add the usual panzy "i'm too much of a pussy to kill off certain characters" and we have a recipe for nausea. The tripods looked lovely though.

staff showing. It will make you angry.

Spielberg cannot finish movies. I'm going to sleep probably to dream about tripods

he's a drunken bum.