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we used to have an overgrown hedge in the garden, and my Dad's called George. So technically that was George's Bush. And I did like that bush, it used to double as a fort caus it was practically hollow.

whats the loft?

hooray! now everyones happy

with Jean Claude Vann Damm, Angelina Jolie and Alan Rickman

a massive budget live acton remake of the Poddington Peas

but is he doing the voice or the whole thing though?

he gave a big talk last march or something, tickets only. Had a ticket but couldnt be arsed going.

you say what now?

Ned Hunter was an ordinary man until he was spat on by a burberry clad jakey. He finally cracked and became THE NED HUNTER. I'm going to draw him and post him, but not just now cause i cant be arsed.

that'll be the maquette

Kenny Hunter made it. its been there for over a year now. There used to be a video on the wall with an interview with him talking about how he made it.

do neds know that they're neds though?

Christopher Brookmyer's A Big Boy Did It And Ran Away. Contains a two page, no holds barred slagging of Aberdeen. "Aberdeen is not Silver it is Grey. If Aberdeen is Silver then shit isn't brown. It's coppertone"

i usually find if you ignore them it annoys them more. Engage with banter in a non threatening manner and eventually they will fuck off, or wont noticeif you high tail it down the stairs onto correction wynd and run to the green as fast as possible.

I cant think of having any trouble with neds. But the other day I was walking down the street and accidently bumped into a ned with a can of cider in his hand. He turned to me and I began to think "oh fuck, here we go" but then he shook my hand and asked me where he could buy a bandana and went on his way.

Wonder if you'll still be happy by Christmas. First Year Sucks. But it gets better. I have to give a lecture at you guys' induction. Shitting myself

that's make sense. It coincided with my departure from the family home. Do you have fingerless hands? and are they stitched to a featureless face?

dancing in your bare feet on the carpet

i have. For some reason she bought it when my brothers girlfriend was pregnant. She calls it Molly.

actually my mum bought one a few years ago and she still has one. Not only does it have no face, its bulbous fingerless hands are stitched to its featurless head

Fourth Year Fine Art at Grays

Ayrs a craphole. The Cinema has the bigest damp patch I have ever witnessed in an Odeon Establishment. As for speeding, i tend not to go faster than 80. And my ex thought that was way too fast.

aye. 'tis a good new road. left glasgow and before I knew it was t Kilmarnock ready to face the average speed. So your at uni in Ayr and are from Aberdeen?

yeah i've got aberdeen-stranraer down to about four hours. Over the last three years ive worked out what times are best for traffic, make sure not to hit dundee or glasgow at peak times. When I went up last week managed to get from the kingston bridge to the Stirling slip in six minutes. We should have a race sometime haha

for info try www.wikipedia.org they have absolute shiteloads about the most random stuff. And I've already done X-Men through it. Has a vast amount of info.