trippinoneastereggs

i have no idea where that is either. Im not even from Aberdeen.

where's that?

where is St Machar?

my mate went to see Karl do an acoustic set in Strathclyde Union a couple of months ago. Although he is also always trying to get this years latvian entry to Eurovision on the Jukebox and thinks top Gun is the best film ever

curse my lack of BBC 4

hahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaaha

i was despirate and lonelly having just moved to aberdeen. Kept trying to dump her but she kept crying and I felt bad. Although she ended up shagging my flatmate for three weeks before she dumped me. evil cow

might be the same megan, she was an ugly cheating little whore with saggy tits and a fanny that stunk worse than a contaminated fish farm

sadly I am. she'll get her cummopance. I went out with a girl called Megan once. She was a bitch too

I'd be interested but im not very good. Just got my bas the other day. Although i have been playing rthym guitar for about five years

to pee out of and have sex with.

i thought everyone had

yeah your right its not. But its like an early warning signal. if you are in a relationship you shouldnt want or need to snog other people. it could show that you are not happy with your partner. And that shows ther is a problem which needs to be addressed. Just finished reading "Boiling a Frog" after "Quite Ugly One Morning" and "Country of the Blind" addresses the subject of cheating. And it kinda says things i've never thought about. You should read it. it's good. but then again that depends on your personal taste. You might hate it.

i crashed at an exes place in Edinburgh and her cat shat on me. it was the ugliest cat in the world as well. Looked like an accordian

wow actually sounds good. if only I was a proper bassist.

im sure he doesnt mean to say chain them to a wall. They can do what they want. But a kiss is an intimate act, i dont go around snogging my mates. There are certain things, when in a relationship, should only be donw with your partner, and kissing (And we're not talking just simple close mouthed on the lips or a peck on the cheek) is one such thing.

i once sneezed into a mirror and it seemed to form a pentagram and say spell out "Kill all Non-Believers"

i should seriously have thought about pusting before i submitted that.

what sort of stuff do you do?

i went to see filthpact play naked on my own. But i met someone there I knew

in his digestive tract. or toilet. depending on how long ago the soup was consumed

bawbags (dam minimum word limit)

and mine

when are they playing?