trippinoneastereggs

yup, from Kilmarnock all the way to Ballantrae. The amount of times ive driven between Stranraer and Aberdeen this year I've got used to them. Thing is once you pass Ayr, the road is so shit you can never go faster than fifty because you're always trapped behind a lorry or an old fucker in a corsa who thinks the limit is fifty mph on every road. I hate driving home. Three and a half hours to Ayr, then the last leg of fifty miles should only take about forty-five minutes but it is such a shit road it usually takes an hour and a half. plus the driving ability in South Ayrshire/Dumfries and Galloway takes a total dive from the rest of the country

its somthing we're trying to do with Underflow in the Tunnels, turn it into a Kazoo. Though people just come, see the band they want to see then fuck off. Which pisses me off because if your gonna pay three quid you might as well stay and see the full set. Even bands leave after they've played which is slightly inconsiderate to the other bands on the bill. Personally I would love to pay three quid, watch a bunch of bands and then stay and have a bit of a dance or listen to Djs playing for the rest of the night. People in general dont care enough for such a venue to work up here.

what we need is one REALLY BIG bedroom, with an oven baking cakes, and a big stereo turned really low playing the best in Arab Strap b-sides. In fact not b-sides, but demos that Aiden Moffat thought were shit but the studio inde geek picked off the floor and made them tapes. And no CD player, just a cassette deck, one of the old eighties ones that you used to plug into your spectrum. and loads of posters on the walls, and maybe a cabinet full of recorded from tv tapes of eightiens sit coms and cartoons.

god thought it was Rick Waller

what is gavfest?

a fucking refrigerated lorry in the car park across from my house, every time i start nodding off it blares itself into action. That and the high speed ferry sitting in the peir making its noises all fucking night. And the boy fucking racers flying around sed car park and talking in their fucking annoying yokal accents really loud trying to sound intelligent and opinionated around their eqiually no brainer mates and slapper lassies who hang around them. That is why i am posting at this ungodly hour. Plus i have to drive back to aberdeen in the morning with probably half an hour's sleep under my belt. I am not going to be the happiest bunnie tomorrow.

i want to know what that blue creature crawling from the top of the wooden thing behind him is....

cheers. but most of them are too far out.

fucking difficult to find a two bed place to rent in City Centre at the moment. Starting to get a bit worried as I want to move back soon.

'tis the smokey beast of aberdeen. Displaced smoke from an unholy fire. travels the city trying to find the fire. Has been f'r a hundred year hence.

'tis the smokey beast of aberdeen. Displaced smoke from an unholy fire. travels the city trying to find the fire. Has been f'r a hundred year hence.

no idea. although he does have hair like a badly drawn manga character

now look around. if there is a crackling sound and orange things around abuilding, that means it is on fire. Fire is a major cause of smoke. if this is the case then your should stay away/. if no one has noticed it call 999

cant think "stick that in your pipe and smoke it, ya poofs" was the best motto for a school

so you never got sent on a Mr Wildgoose chase?

were you ever sent to look for him?

what did he teach?

is that a real name?

well i for one would definatelly not be willing. I can already drive so it would be forty hours work for free...

i managed to get four posts out of it. And I didnt even know where it was

ah now i get you.