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Man U are looking pretty fucking awesome...

How can anyone want Blackpool relegated?! Holloway is the best thing about the Premiership.

Who knew that educational urination episodes would prove to be so controversial? In the interests of science, I should probably contrive to wet myself at work tomorrow, just to get the opposing perspective.

You're forgetting the third option: act like a vaguely sentient human, go to the loo at break/lunch/before school and don't get to the point of wetting yourself in class. If you can't do that, you have a medical condition and the point is moot.

Jon Daly only scores REAL hattricks. Also, it looks like our bogey team aren't condemned to relegation just yet...

If you can't plan your day to avoid wetting yourself in an hour long lesson, you deserve the ridicule that wetting yourself will bring. Honestly, kids these days have no time management skills.

Anything by the Red Hot Chilli Peppers.

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Apologies if this is a repost:

Watching the royal wedding.

This RM/Barca game has more diving than the Olympics and more handbags than Jenners. Boo.

The principle? The idea of hereditary monarchical privilege based on a feudal concept of divine right is pretty offensive as far as I'm concerned.

There is absolutely nothing wrong with a true meritocracy.

*applauds*

Fixed that for you

The tourism argument is baws. People still go to Versailles don't they? Things find a new function. I'm all for a republic - I cannot acccept what the monarchy stands for as anything other than deeply offensive and unjustifiable.

I think it's a bit of a shame that this thread has to have the title it does - a little perjorative no? Anyway, I was born in Scotland but I have an English mum, a Greek gran and a Russian grandmother. I don't like a lot of the "qualities" often associated with Britishness (and I tend not to use the term to describe myself), but the same goes for idiot Braveheart nationalists.

That was genuinely interesting. On yersel' the Beeb!

I have never heard Hum before, but that wall of noise is IMMENSE.

That ATD-I performance was immense. I was watching it with my parents (who responded in a suitably parent-y fashion). Their response to was pretty similar too.

I'm off to the Fife derby today with a bunch of Raith supporting mates. Hopefully United can stuff Killie first and set up a fun afternoon...

hackneyedmemewhichisaboutasfunnyasjimdavidson.jpg I do thank you for your patronisation.

This thread needs to be put out of its misery.

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