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Unneccesary public spending cuts. The biggest lie in British politics : Johann Hari

Right, I need to go and do something else before my mind implodes. I'm going to have to declare on 31. Rainbow sleeves and thin stripes have done for me. If anyone gets them, feel free to PM them.

Are they an English club? I'm losing my mind. As for rainbow sleeves...fucking hell.

Horizontal = the Southern equivalent of Lucky's ex-team.

If I get the last two through Google, I'll be able to sleep tonight! No shame

Rainbow sleeves and thin red/white stripes. I had to go to the shop to buy beer to help my thinking. The United game on the radio, Google to hand...

Right, am I being a complete pillock? Are Arsenal called FC Arsenal or something? [EDIT] Oops, turns out I am a pillock, got it now [/EDIT]

Is Ricoh English? They wouldn't normally play in blue and have recently played Barca?

Rainbow sleeves, Ricoh, thin red and white stripes. I'm going to have a break down.

10, rainbow sleeves, Ricoh, red and white stripes. This is driving me mental.

I'm stuck on: Thin red and white stripes (bugging, I should know it) Triton Sanderson Goodyear Heinz Fitgar Ricoh rainbow sleeves white with red and blue diagonal porn tastic number 10

Argh, 21 but now I'm really struggling. (Fucking formatting, now it's 23 after some name rejigging)

18 down but now I'm stuck. [EDIT] Actually, a couple of guesses have got me to 20 [/EDIT]

I didn't say I wasn't coining it in

I've never read or watched any Harry Potter, nor do I have any intention to.

A few of my mates from down south went to the Fife derby a few months ago. They were used to Premiership football and were blown away by a small but packed ground, a 3 all draw, a referee passing out and a replacement being found over the tannoy ect etc etc. Two now have Raith tops and one has a Pars shirt. They all rave continually about the competition in Scottish first division fitba. I've got them coming through to Tannadice too. We've got a fair bit to live up to!

The Daily Mash - Rebecca Black's, like, totally awesome Cricket World Cup blog

Wisdom teeth can fuck right off. Mine got me admitted to hospital after everything went fuzzy and hot. Shite.

Wait, this isn't about the congestion charge?

While I agree that there is a fair bit of quality in England outwith the Premiership, I think we as a nation are incredibly negative about our domestic football. Even when United have had prolonged periods of being gash, I have always enjoyed going to shout such managerial gems as "we're playing in tangerine United" and "one of you, god, have you never played together before?" from the stands. When we've been good (Cup wins, European football, good league positions), it's been all the more joyous. *stands up* My name is Jon, and I love Scottish football. Except the Old Firm, who can fuck off to the 19th century and take all their bullshit with them.

Strawberry yoghurt has always been king. Always.

I can't endorse this heartily enough. Do it!

Agreed - our original bassist had one of them and it was lovely.

I know it's not the same, but I can email you mp3s of nigh on everything!

The first one is presumably a temperance thing, no?