Hardcore Mel

sundried tomatoes (pretty good ones) are in the pasta and sauces aisle at morrisons which is one of the few decent things still left to buy there.

tinkerbell if it's a girl, blumarine if it's a boy.

ooh yeah, to all of the above!

sting is the bigger cunt, for the heinous crime of white reggae!

so no one else was disturbingly aroused by the sight of haddaway gyrating on the floor at the end of his rendition of toxic then? oh well...

they should be in the bassment now. jim said he was dropping some off. it's 217 if you wanna pop past and grab some for your flats.

A-AC/DC B-Burt Bacharach C-Cheap Trick D-Donnas, The E-Europe F-Faith No More G-Girls Aloud H-Hellacopters, The I-Idol, Billy J-Jane's Addiction K-Kid Rock L-Lee Harvey Oswald Band, The M-Motley Crue N-Nada Surf O-Outkast P-Poison Q-Quattro, Suzi R-Ramones, The S-Scissor Sisters T-T-Rex U-Ugly Kid Joe V-Van Halen W-Wildhearts, The X- Y-Yo-Yos, The Z-ZZ Top

i like the fact that the bookies are citing that lib dems are only 10 times as likely to get in to government as father dougal maguire is to become the next pope.

yeah died 33 days into his papacy suddenly after revealing that he was going to permit discussions on contraception.

feel free to pop over and pick some up from the flat this evening. i didn't make it out on monday night.

Correction, lucifer! I had heard OF them, just not heard them. I knew what Ginger looked like based on the poster Ross had on the back of his living room door.

i'm voting tory as i do in every election because their economic policy is one i agree with. Labour wastes far too much money on beurocracy and their only solution is to keep hiking up taxes. Did anyone see on the news about how generally we're worse off financially because tax increases in the form of national insurance was higher than inflation. and yet they want to add more increases, including a 40% flat tax on any capital gain from property, a proposal which will completely freeze the housing market and thus kill a huge chunk of the economy. plus i hate gordon brown in general. the stealth tax he charged pension fund companies in his first year as chancellor is exactly equal to the money missing from pension funds today. but no one in the media seems to pick up on these figures. and now they want to raise council tax in scotland to pay to police the smoking in pubs ban that nobody wanted.

who doesn't maxi? who doesn't?

i don't think lucifer has ever dj'd without slipping in something by ginger.

any chance of getting some meade in? we were just discussing at the weekend how wonderfully medieval it would be to sample meade, particularly in a place as wonderfully medieval as the moorings (a compliment, i assure you.)

i like a lot of stuff. mostly the rawk n roll of which medichi spake, although i do take it back to the 80s quite a lot. but that said, i still think girls aloud are the best pop act since the bangles.

i decided i could actually appreciate type o when they covered 'angry inch' from hedwig and the angry inch so bloody well. still enjoy dancing to my girlfriends girlfriend whenever neil makes it out to air guitar.

do the bassment not have flyers? i'll pop some in this evening for you to pick up.

little britain wasn't worthy of being number 1, but even when you just look at the lou and andy characters, there were better sketches with them than that swimming pool one. one of the few little britain sketches that actually made me laugh was the one where he knocked over his own wheelchair and then blamed it on the other blokes new bird.

my mum's got a cute little red audi quattro. black softtop. 3.2l engine i think. still got that new car smell too.

did you see the show on before smack alley with skint people hawking stuff at cash converters and the minky family who had to go to court for beating up cops and then the dad was surprised when his kid was excluded from school.

i read christopher pike scary books when i was little. only ever read my little sister's goosebumps books when i was on holiday and had run out of things to read so the choice was either that or my great grandma's reader's digests.

fuck yeah!

hey, if i get my way, he'll be in drag again which will be even better to see!