Alkaline

Yes, you've joined in the japes on here plenty. Also, what's wrong with that post, is it overly sexual? Does it push the boundaries of what most people are comfortable with sexually? Generally interested as "staffing on tits" is pretty out the park for a website like this anyway.

Why? What's your problem?

You've said as much questionable stuff yourself in the past. Apologies for taking it too far though, it's almost as if Loopy Racist didn't take it too far in the first place though.

Oh, sorry Guv, didn't realise that you (of all people) were king of the good taste police. Consider me chastised, I've been bad.

There are some great bits of Aberdeen. There are also some horrible bits. Every city has those. Union Street is Aberdeen's main problem. It's run-down, ugly and empty and as a result devoid of character. Union Square is fine, Marischall College is a beautiful example of architecture, the regen of Riverside is looking good, the beach is great, footdee is a spectacular wee anomaly, Duthie Park is looking great, Union Terrace Gardens needs work but is still pretty. ACC need to look at modern but captivating buildings that evoke the same response as walking through the city centre of Sydney or New York. Unfortunately that costs more money than the architecturally sound but uninspiring glass monstrosities that keep popping up. The demolition of St Nicholas House was a major opportunity to help engage the public and reignite the love affair this city has with granite, at present though the current idea will further divorce the heart of the city from the people who love it.

Not far enough.

And then licked it off and spat it in her mouth.

That's the only post I've seen anywhere so far from an Aberdeen fan that isn't clarted with sour grapes. Bravo other Phil, bravo.

Goodwillie was definitely offside. I think you had a decent shout for a penalty when Rooney was brought down in the box just after that though.

Aye, yer nae bad. Big and ginger, nowt wrong with that.

Yeah, dicks.

Glass houses chubs, glass houses.

If Teabags is his wife then the combination of their DNA will make one ugly baby.

As it happens though, that guitar would be one worth keeping if you save the money, leave it the fuck alone self-customisation wise and get some mileage out of it by playing the thing for more than 5 minutes before selling it on at a loss.

You haven't even been paid yet! Save all the money you need first. For gods sake learn a life lesson you dopey little fud.

Probably when I get mine. I'm still waiting from a year and a half ago.

Is the update usually pretty sharpish after the transfer window slams shut? Can't remember as I've been playing 2012 for so long.

His mother is from Cyprus actually. But whatevs, potato potato.

I concede plenty on the Internet, he was born in Britain, he has lived most of his life in Britain, he started playing in Britain and he happens to play for Turkey because his father is from Turkey. C'mon, is this really the first thing you want to express a strong opinion about on the Internet?

He was born in the UK, he's fucking British, pipe down.

Also, Dalian Atkinson Colin Kazim-Richards

Scott Carson Allan McGregor

Finished watching Justified to the end of the most recent series, pretty good if not a little formulaic. Started watching Mad Men from the start, not sure whether I'm enjoying it 10 episodes in, don't really like any of the characters. Will persevere though for the time being.

Yeah, if it was going to cost a hundred or so I'd stabilise the Sound City myself. The clean tone on that bad boy is sweeeeeeeeeet.

8am-5pm Mon-Fri. Easy. Nowt to moan about.