Not sure if this is the right forum as this post has more do do with Rangers fans than the actual sport of football, but here goes anyway... Last week, I had a few days away in London with my lovely new girlfriend and this is an account of a surreal incident that occurred on the Underground... We had been doing the tourist thing pretty much all day and were heading back to our hotel in Kensington on the Piccadilly Line (changing onto the Circle Line at South Kensington). We were both pretty tired and I dozed off and when I woke up, our carriage was a sea of Royal Blue "Carling" branded shirts, filled with big fat tattooed men who were very, very drunk (just back from the Arsenal/Gers game I presumed). "Oh fukkin no!" was my initial reaction. Anyway, we sat quietly and nothing happened for the first few stops, the one of them - an older guy - spotted my girlfriend, who's black. "Awright doll,?" he slurred, "you're pure gorgeous by-the-way, yiv goat that lovely broon skin, so ye huv" G/F looks at me in a panic. "S'awright doll, wur no' racist, so we urnae, aw Jock Tamsons bairns, y'know? Rabbie Burns....Rabbie Burns, he wiz the man, so he wiz! "Jist like Nelson Mandela, so he wiz, Nelson Mandela wiz the man, soartit aw thae racist cunts out so he did...." He then bursts into a chorus of "Free Nelson Mandela", just as our train arrives - mercifully - at South Kensington. So, we got off at the station and left a trainload of Rangers fans, all enthusiatically belting out "Free-eeeeee Nelson Man-delaaaaaaaaaa" You couldn't make this shit up! - I just wish I had recorded it on my mobile. It would have been a YouTube classic.