Paulscoconutass Posted October 26, 2004 Report Share Posted October 26, 2004 .... would be developing a brain tumor from your mobile while calling an ambulance, that's the best one i could think of.This acually happened.A man tryed to commit suicide by lighting himself on fire. Halfway through, he realized he wanted to live. So, to put out the flame, he jumped in a nearby pond. He proceded to drown. (ha ha ha ha ha ha ha) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tv tanned Posted October 26, 2004 Report Share Posted October 26, 2004 That would be one long phonecall to develop a tumor!!!stupid is as stupid does Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cameroon Posted October 26, 2004 Report Share Posted October 26, 2004 Life sometimes has a way of shafting you so you really know it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawy Lawson:Attorney Posted October 26, 2004 Report Share Posted October 26, 2004 Surely the most ironic way to die is to be to forced up your mothers birth canal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willum Posted October 26, 2004 Report Share Posted October 26, 2004 If you died in a car accident...while you were on your way to give a big speech about how road saftey has improved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam the Eagle Posted October 26, 2004 Report Share Posted October 26, 2004 irony is a bit of a touchy subject... look at alanis for instance, she wrote a whole song about what she thought was irony, turned out every point she made was more of an unfortunate coincidence...i'm still plagued by dreams of ten thousand spoons you know... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Tim Posted October 26, 2004 Report Share Posted October 26, 2004 i'm still plagued by dreams of ten thousand spoons you know...all you needed was that mother fucking knife ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flossie suvara Posted October 26, 2004 Report Share Posted October 26, 2004 Ah, good old Alannis (what's with the long face) Morissette and her definition of irony."A traffic jam when you're already late" is NOT ironic - it's merely unfortunate.However, if you were in charge of sorting out traffic congestion and were on your way to a press conference where you were to announce that traffic jams were a thing of the past due to your reforms, and were made late due to a traffic jam, then that WOULD be ironic.Flossie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted October 26, 2004 Report Share Posted October 26, 2004 I remember reading about 2 cows that were killed near fourdon a while back. They'd escaped from a field and where hit by a milk truck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tv tanned Posted October 26, 2004 Report Share Posted October 26, 2004 were they dairy cattle though? as otherwise where's the irony? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted October 26, 2004 Report Share Posted October 26, 2004 were they dairy cattle though? as otherwise where's the irony? They were indeed dairy cattle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tv tanned Posted October 26, 2004 Report Share Posted October 26, 2004 Good stuff, here's your rosette.*pin* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gilly Posted October 26, 2004 Report Share Posted October 26, 2004 .... would be developing a brain tumor from your mobile while calling an ambulance' date=' that's the best one i could think of.[/quote']Why would you be calling for an ambulance before you'd become ill?or would you be calling for someone else and just so happen to develop cancer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HARRY Posted October 26, 2004 Report Share Posted October 26, 2004 Why would you be calling for an ambulance before you'd become ill?or would you be calling for someone else and just so happen to develop cancer?It just pops out of the blue nowadays, cancer does Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gilly Posted October 26, 2004 Report Share Posted October 26, 2004 It just pops out of the blue nowadays' date=' cancer does [/quote']so you're saying that you'd get it after you had phoned for your own ambulance?hrmm.. makes a whole load of sense, that does. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HARRY Posted October 26, 2004 Report Share Posted October 26, 2004 so you're saying that you'd get it after you had phoned for your own ambulance?hrmm.. makes a whole load of sense' date=' that does. [/quote']o_OI didn't even say that, tit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gilly Posted October 26, 2004 Report Share Posted October 26, 2004 o_OI didn't even say that' date=' tit [/quote']aye, but you seem to disagree with the other Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HARRY Posted October 26, 2004 Report Share Posted October 26, 2004 aye' date=' but you seem to disagree with the other [/quote']Well, I thought it would be pretty damn obvious with the added "" at the end of my post, that I was being quite sarcasticOf course, i know you are being sarcastic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gilly Posted October 26, 2004 Report Share Posted October 26, 2004 I don't do sarcasm.and to think.. I thought you knew me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rass Posted October 26, 2004 Report Share Posted October 26, 2004 irony is a bit of a touchy subject... look at alanis for instance' date=' she wrote a whole song about what she thought was irony, turned out every point she made was more of an unfortunate coincidence...i'm still plagued by dreams of ten thousand spoons you know...[/quote']I always thought the irony of the song was that none of the things she talked about were actually irony.... or was that stupidity... hmmmm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HARRY Posted October 26, 2004 Report Share Posted October 26, 2004 How about being crowbarred by an angry mob whilst playing in your death metal band Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawy Lawson:Attorney Posted October 26, 2004 Report Share Posted October 26, 2004 How about being crowbarred by an angry mob whilst playing in your death metal bandThat's not ironic, just brutal.How about being crowbarred by a scientist while playing Half-Life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HARRY Posted October 26, 2004 Report Share Posted October 26, 2004 That's not ironic' date=' just brutal.How about being crowbarred by a scientist while playing Half-Life.[/quote']That's not ironic, just shite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StewCat Posted October 26, 2004 Report Share Posted October 26, 2004 DEATH!MILKMAN!MILK!<<MILK>><<CLICKHERE>> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paulscoconutass Posted October 26, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 26, 2004 A diabetic being stabbed to death with an insulin needle?A snakebite victim dying of an allergic reaction to the antivenom?An ethiopian choking on the only sandwitch hes eaten in months? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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