LimsKragma Posted October 2, 2004 Report Share Posted October 2, 2004 i have to agree with Maddox on - Sorry, but (also known as "No offense, but"):Girls usually say this when they think they're being clever: "sorry, but you're a moron." It's a phrase derived from the expression people use when they're breaking some bad news to an old friend: "I'm sorry to say this, but the results are back and... you're an idiot." The only problem is, they never intend to say it with such eloquence, but rather, they use the phrase like it's a blunt object, hammering their square insult through your round psyche. If you think someone's an idiot, just come out and say it without these pussy apologies you dumb hag. Unless you're a character in a fighting game, have big boobs, and just won the round with a bitch slap, saying "sorry" just before you insult someone is obnoxious, cut the bull.http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=boiling_blood Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest haigyman Posted October 2, 2004 Report Share Posted October 2, 2004 when i ask "what's the time?", any of the following responses:the time, sponsored by accurist, will be...time you got a watch2 hairs past a freckle (i mean...wtf)late o' clockstupid things like "80 minutes past 2" instead of 20 past 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demon Of The Fall Posted October 2, 2004 Report Share Posted October 2, 2004 people who say "its more or less done" ....what the fuck does that mean?! its more or less done? break it down and you will see its the most moronic thing you have ever heardpeople who say "im more or less done" should be shot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qzdiablo Posted October 2, 2004 Report Share Posted October 2, 2004 "get your hands out of my underwear drawer, you creepy bastard" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spellchecker Posted October 2, 2004 Report Share Posted October 2, 2004 when i ask "what's the time?"' date=' any of the following responses:the time, sponsored by accurist, will be...time you got a watch2 hairs past a freckle (i mean...wtf)late o' clockstupid things like "80 minutes past 2" instead of 20 past 3[/quote']much better is"it's beer o'clock" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayeth Posted October 2, 2004 Report Share Posted October 2, 2004 "howz u?"ok, spell it propely then I'll considering answering your empty question without talking down to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest haigyman Posted October 2, 2004 Report Share Posted October 2, 2004 much better is"it's beer o'clock"hahahaha, i actually LOLd at that, that's not annoying in the slightest*steals phrase* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest haigyman Posted October 2, 2004 Report Share Posted October 2, 2004 dunno if it's a phrase, but girls who put kisses at the end of messages or whatever without them actually meaning something. it ruins it for those who use them properly. i migt as well just type "trousers" at the end of every message, just so that word becomes devoid of all meaning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayeth Posted October 2, 2004 Report Share Posted October 2, 2004 "howz u?"ok' date=' spell it propely then I'll considering answering your empty question without talking down to you.[/quote']oh yes, also see: "sup man?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimsKragma Posted October 2, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 2, 2004 isn't it annoying when you use the one's you hate?Literate & Stylish, Kissable & Quiet, That's What Boy's Dreams Are Made Of. That's All You Need To Know, You Have It Or You Dont says:lol, yes. i get an hour break at one point aswell. no offence, but im not going to stop by a strangers house. doesnt sound too safe to me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melonpie Posted October 2, 2004 Report Share Posted October 2, 2004 langauge is so detestablebody speak is betterwhy do we bother, then i wouldnt have to learn all the damn terminology for linguistics, fricatives, alveolar shit who cares, or french for that matter. I have a french student coming to exchange words with me, and i'll tell her good english, why do i arrange such dumb things, dumb dumb indeed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melonpie Posted October 2, 2004 Report Share Posted October 2, 2004 dunno if it's a phrase' date=' but girls who put kisses at the end of messages or whatever without them actually meaning something. it ruins it for those who use them properly. i migt as well just type "trousers" at the end of every message, just so that word becomes devoid of all meaning.[/quote']oh shut up you hairy foolkisses are quite productive in text messages, it beats an end without an end. Things need conclusions, or where would we be, it would be like an unfinished bridge. go back to hairy land Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayeth Posted October 2, 2004 Report Share Posted October 2, 2004 oh shut up you hairy foolkisses are quite productive in text messages' date=' it beats an end without an end. Things need conclusions, or where would we be, it would be like an unfinished bridge. go back to hairy land[/quote']xxxx's are not as irritating as people who put their name at the end of the text for no reason.... like I was thinking "wow, a message from god" before I saw it was from someone on my phonebook. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melonpie Posted October 2, 2004 Report Share Posted October 2, 2004 but what if you hate them and deleted their number? then you wouldnt even know who it was from would you? huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qzdiablo Posted October 2, 2004 Report Share Posted October 2, 2004 one time this girl went completely over the top and ended a message with something like "xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"so i texted back with a message that ended "yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattJimF Posted October 2, 2004 Report Share Posted October 2, 2004 the thing that annoys me most with text messages is the people that put tb at the end. What if you can't or just plain don't want to text them back? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayeth Posted October 2, 2004 Report Share Posted October 2, 2004 but what if you hate them and deleted their number? then you wouldnt even know who it was from would you? huh?but I hate them...and have deleted their number cos I don't want to hear what they have to say' date=' so if I don't know who its from, its for the best. :'] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayeth Posted October 2, 2004 Report Share Posted October 2, 2004 the thing that annoys me most with text messages is the people that put tb at the end. What if you can't or just plain don't want to text them back?worse, people that ring your phone once so that you phone them back and pay for the call....SOD OFF! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willum Posted October 2, 2004 Report Share Posted October 2, 2004 "It's always the last place you look", some bright spark tells you when you hunt for something you have lost. Well yeah, I don't keep on looking for it after I've found it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HARRY Posted October 2, 2004 Report Share Posted October 2, 2004 the word "random" used when describing or commenting on something which I regard as normal.Can't stand it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Keira Posted October 2, 2004 Report Share Posted October 2, 2004 phrases... when people say... "Fucking A" . NO DONT SAY IT. JUST DONT. DONT, DONT, DONT. also.. "heh and k" could you sound ANY more uninterested?! i think not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HARRY Posted October 2, 2004 Report Share Posted October 2, 2004 phrases... when people say... "Fucking A" . NO DONT SAY IT. JUST DONT. DONT' date=' DONT, DONT. also.. "heh and k" could you sound ANY more uninterested?! i think not.[/quote']The latter examples tend to be what my friends always say in answer to their "so what are you up to?" question, i.e they couldn't care less. Very arrogant it is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattJimF Posted October 2, 2004 Report Share Posted October 2, 2004 people who ask "are you ok?" or "does it hurt?" after you have just injured yourself.No i'm not bloody ok, i have a six foot spike stuck in my leg, want to try it and see if your ok afterwards, or if it really hurts that much that you are screaming your head off? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cowboy Dan Posted October 3, 2004 Report Share Posted October 3, 2004 the word "random" used when describing or commenting on something which I regard as normal.Can't stand itexactly what I was going to say Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest haigyman Posted October 3, 2004 Report Share Posted October 3, 2004 oh shut up you hairy foolkisses are quite productive in text messages' date=' it beats an end without an end. Things need conclusions, or where would we be, it would be like an unfinished bridge. go back to hairy land[/quote']hairy? wtf? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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