kitteh Posted October 7, 2004 Report Share Posted October 7, 2004 I am guilty of "man"' date=' but it comes from my lack of style and my hip friendzI also hate when people abbreviate on the internet:"i dnt kno""klkl""g2g""u2u"I end up asking then what the fuck are they saying, because I just don't understand it And there is one more: "Deadloss MUTHA FUCKIN Superstar!!!!!!!!"There is plain just no need for it, and it extremely gets on my teats[/quote']what the HELL is 'klkl'??! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HARRY Posted October 7, 2004 Report Share Posted October 7, 2004 what the HELL is 'klkl'??!I didnt have a clue until last nightit means "cool' date=' cool"[i']translation: Yes, I really do care. Honest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tam o' Shantie Posted October 7, 2004 Report Share Posted October 7, 2004 people who think that 'never' and 'didn't' are the same word. fuck off, cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delly Posted October 22, 2004 Report Share Posted October 22, 2004 "Do you know what I mean?" after every sentence is extremely irritating. People with whom I converse have adopted it and quickly discarded the phrase after I answer every time with "yes' date=' I know what you mean." r.[/quote']See I do that alot Due to insecurities and lack of confidence in knowing that people DO actually know what I mean YOu know what i mean? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardcore Mel Posted October 22, 2004 Report Share Posted October 22, 2004 when people say "the ukraine" as if its not a real country. You dont say "the Russia" do you. but it's called the ukraine, like the vatican or the falklands. i dunno why, it just is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted October 22, 2004 Report Share Posted October 22, 2004 Several infuriariting bastardisations of language exist, here's a couple:"Oh My God!" (shouted really loudly, ALWAYS by a female)This one does my fucking skull in. The perpetrator is trying to appear over-excitable and hyper, but it's just nauseating attention-seeking. Empty vessels make most noise. It is a reaction to a snippet of news which the reaction would indicate is amazing and controversial, but is in fact as dull as fucking ditch-water. It isn't important, shut your fucking mouth, nobody cares.example: "Did you hear X shagged Y?" "OH MY GOD!!!!" Die.Phrases such as "I'm SO there!" and "He's SO not speaking to me." This makes no fucking sense at all, until you remove the unnecessary "so". There is no need for it, get rid of it.There are undoubtedly many more, but OH MY GOD! I SO can't think of any just now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardcore Mel Posted October 22, 2004 Report Share Posted October 22, 2004 i hate hearing parents swearing at their young children. i heard a woman tell her probably 3 year old kid in the disney store on sunday 'fuck off you little shit. i'm nae paying that much fucking money for something for you.' the you said with utter disdain. and then today i heard another woman tell a small child to bugger off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted October 22, 2004 Report Share Posted October 22, 2004 i hate hearing parents swearing at their young children. i heard a woman tell her probably 3 year old kid in the disney store on sunday 'fuck off you little shit. i'm nae paying that much fucking money for something for you.' the you said with utter disdain. and then today i heard another woman tell a small child to bugger off.I agree, that's terrible. Back in the hideous nightmare of Asda employment, I heard these phrases uttered by "mothers" :"Shut up, I'm not your mum anyway." The kid had just said "mummy" about 50 times and it was clear she WAS the mother."Stop crying, or I'll leave you here. You wouldn't last very long then, would you?" It's strange. You need a licence to keep a dog, but any form of pondlife is allowed to give birth, no questions asked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawy Lawson:Attorney Posted October 22, 2004 Report Share Posted October 22, 2004 today i heard another woman tell a small child to bugger off.HERO!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delly Posted October 22, 2004 Report Share Posted October 22, 2004 HERO!!!!Kids are so annoying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hexagram56 Posted October 22, 2004 Report Share Posted October 22, 2004 "So' date=' what have you been up to?".On what time scale are you talking about? In the past hour? Week? Month? Year? SINCE THE DAY I WAS BORN?![/quote']WHAT?that realy doesent bother me, infact its a good line if your stuck in a conversatoin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabotage Posted October 24, 2004 Report Share Posted October 24, 2004 I hate it when people say "kurt cobain is god". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth_groover Posted October 25, 2004 Report Share Posted October 25, 2004 "Fooz yer dooz"I think it means "How are you" but I can't stand it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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