Alan Cynic Posted September 27, 2004 Report Share Posted September 27, 2004 Ask Mr TimI thought I'd be the first (well, second after Hog), to have my problem solved by Timson. Here goes......Dear TimsonSometimes I lie on the settee for ages and watch crap films (eg Die Hard) on TV. I usually end up with a sore neck....what should I do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted September 28, 2004 Report Share Posted September 28, 2004 I thought I'd be the first (well' date=' second after Hog), to have my problem solved by Timson. Here goes......Dear TimsonSometimes I lie on the settee for ages and watch crap films (eg Die Hard) on TV. I usually end up with a sore neck....what should I do?[/quote']You should get the stiff neck checked out. It might be meningitis, you know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psydoll Posted September 28, 2004 Report Share Posted September 28, 2004 Sometimes I lie on the settee for ages and watch crap films (eg Die Hard) on TV. I usually end up with a sore neck....what should I do?You should get your taste checked out - Die Hard rules Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted September 28, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 28, 2004 I like Die Hard, but feel guilty about it, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psydoll Posted September 28, 2004 Report Share Posted September 28, 2004 I like Die Hard' date=' but feel guilty about it, too.[/quote']I'm sure Timson approves of your Die Hard watching and I get the feeling that Hog and Jake dig it as well so you shouldn't feel bad! You're amongst friends and like-minded people! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted September 28, 2004 Report Share Posted September 28, 2004 I'm sure Timson approves of your Die Hard watching and I get the feeling that Hog and Jake dig it as well so you shouldn't feel bad! You're amongst friends and like-minded people! I do not "dig" that film. I've never seen it. So there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted September 28, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 28, 2004 You should get the stiff neck checked out. It might be meningitis' date=' you know.[/quote']Hopefully it's just old age, and stupid 'lazing about' positions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayeth Posted September 28, 2004 Report Share Posted September 28, 2004 You should get the stiff neck checked out. It might be meningitis' date=' you know.[/quote']I've had a bad neck for years ...but was told i DIDN'T have meningitis....which was nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Scorge Spike Posted September 28, 2004 Report Share Posted September 28, 2004 Sometimes I lie on the settee for ages and watch crap films (eg Die Hard) on TV. I usually end up with a sore neck....what should I do?Siiit up! I'm going to count to stree, zer vill not be a for, etc...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted September 28, 2004 Report Share Posted September 28, 2004 I've had a bad neck for years ...but was told i DIDN'T have meningitis....which was nice.It's probably all that hair throwing you do on the Moshulu dancefloor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted September 29, 2004 Report Share Posted September 29, 2004 Timson, why I cant barely leave the house without women following me because Im so sexually attractive. What can I do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayeth Posted September 29, 2004 Report Share Posted September 29, 2004 It's probably all that hair throwing you do on the Moshulu dancefloor.Yeh... it doesn't help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawy Lawson:Attorney Posted September 29, 2004 Report Share Posted September 29, 2004 I thought I'd be the first (well' date=' second after Hog), to have my problem solved by Timson. Here goes......Dear TimsonSometimes I lie on the settee for ages and watch crap films (eg Die Hard) on TV. I usually end up with a sore neck....what should I do?[/quote']If you think Die Hard is "crap", maybe the pain is divine retrubution. It's a genre classic, Alan! More to Die Hard than meets the eye, although the sequels get progressively worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayeth Posted September 29, 2004 Report Share Posted September 29, 2004 Timson' date=' why I cant barely leave the house without women following me because Im so sexually attractive. What can I do?[/quote']invest in a tasteless wig The lack of baldness will hit them down a notch, then the pure obviousness of your new floppy barnet will just down right offend them.Edit: I ignored the "Timson" part of "Ask Timson"....sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest haigyman Posted September 30, 2004 Report Share Posted September 30, 2004 If you think Die Hard is "crap"' date=' maybe the pain is divine retrubution. It's a genre classic, Alan! More to Die Hard than meets the eye, although the sequels get progressively worse.[/quote']wha? die hard 2 is shit, i prefer 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted September 30, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 30, 2004 'Fessing up time....I LOVE Die Hard, but, not having the courage of my convictions, I took the easy option and said it's crap. I like the sequels too. I think the Lethal Weapon films ARE crap, though!However, my favourite films are probably George Formby and Will Hay comedies, so I can't speak. My last sore neck happened after watching the Alastair Sim classic 'Green for Danger' at the weekend. It was worth it though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psydoll Posted September 30, 2004 Report Share Posted September 30, 2004 'Fessing up time....I LOVE Die Hard' date=' but, not having the courage of my convictions, I took the easy option and said it's crap. I like the sequels too. I think the Lethal Weapon films ARE crap, though![/quote']Strange that you wouldn't admit this in the first place Mr.Cynic - more a case of Lie Hard I guess but for what purpose? Hmmmm... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted September 30, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 30, 2004 Well, I suppose in the larger scheme of things Die Hard is crap compared to the Battleship Potemkin etc, but I should have said that I was still entertained by it....hence the sore neck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Tim Posted September 30, 2004 Report Share Posted September 30, 2004 I thought I'd be the first (well' date=' second after Hog), to have my problem solved by Timson. Here goes......Dear TimsonSometimes I lie on the settee for ages and watch crap films (eg Die Hard) on TV. I usually end up with a sore neck....what should I do?[/quote']firstly i enjoy the film die hard. i recommend maybe buying a lovely comfy cushion and resting your head upon that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Tim Posted September 30, 2004 Report Share Posted September 30, 2004 Timson' date=' why I cant barely leave the house without women following me because Im so sexually attractive. What can I do?[/quote']hog, this is a great thing to have. most males would love for this to happen to them. if you see some lady you like give her a wink and if they are stinkers give them a finger or two (and not up the fud you sicko) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Tim Posted September 30, 2004 Report Share Posted September 30, 2004 i like this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psydoll Posted September 30, 2004 Report Share Posted September 30, 2004 Well' date=' I suppose in the larger scheme of things Die Hard is crap compared to the Battleship Potemkin etc, but I should have said that I was still entertained by it....hence the sore neck.[/quote']I did Battleship Potemkin for my Film Studies. My most amusing bit was the bit where they're examining the foosty meat Andrew Brown was tonight wasn't it? You must've been chuffed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted September 30, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 30, 2004 firstly i enjoy the film die hard. i recommend maybe buying a lovely comfy cushion and resting your head upon that. That is such a thoughtful answer....thank you, Timson. I will invest in a cushion this weekend. It will be filled with feathers plucked gently from a white swan's arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Jack Posted September 30, 2004 Report Share Posted September 30, 2004 It will be filled with feathers plucked gently from a white swan's arse. "Down?""Well' date=' he wasn't too happy about it"...1/10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted September 30, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 30, 2004 I did Battleship Potemkin for my Film Studies. My most amusing bit was the bit where they're examining the foosty meat Andrew Brown was tonight wasn't it? You must've been chuffed I liked the bit with the nurse's eye (doesn't everyone?)Arthur Brown was deffo last night.....moan!!!!Frosty Jack,... that feather joke was a quiller!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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