Frosty Jack Posted September 30, 2004 Report Share Posted September 30, 2004 Frosty Jack' date='... that feather joke was a quiller!!![/quote']That's enough of the barbed comments... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psydoll Posted September 30, 2004 Report Share Posted September 30, 2004 Arthur Brown was deffo last night.....moan!!!!Ah crap - Drummonds had it listed outside for Thursday so I thought you'd been granted the treat of seeing him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted October 1, 2004 Report Share Posted October 1, 2004 Timson' date=' why I cant barely leave the house without women following me because Im so sexually attractive. What can I do?[/quote']What can you do? You can stop being such a fucking liar for a start. You can also go out on the pull more often. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted October 1, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 1, 2004 Are you suggesting Hog joins a tug o' war team, Jakey? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted October 1, 2004 Report Share Posted October 1, 2004 Haha, no, not exactly. I have been telling him for ages that he is unlikely to meet any women by staying in all the time scoffing red wine! The squeakiest wheel gets the most oil........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted October 2, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 2, 2004 I'm still confused.....should Hog be attempting unnatural things with hamsters, in an attempt to emulate Richard Gere (allegedly)?If so, should he get them drunk on red wine first? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soundian Posted October 2, 2004 Report Share Posted October 2, 2004 I'm still confused.....should Hog be attempting unnatural things with hamsters' date=' in an attempt to emulate Richard Gere (allegedly)?If so, should he get them drunk on red wine first?[/quote'] Defffnily gettt thyemm drunk fiirtsstt, woorjks fir me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted October 2, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 2, 2004 Defffnily gettt thyemm drunk fiirtsstt' date=' woorjks fir me.[/quote']NOOOOO!!!!!!! I'm really shocked. How can Ian allow himself to be put in a hamster wheel, then be rogered even more senseless by Hog???? I tell thee, kids....this is a VERY BAD THING!!! (Because the poor little hamster will become unfit, and also very jealous. They mate for life, and get upset at the slightest hint of cheating). Maybe Ian & Hog could allow the hamster to join in, too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soundian Posted October 2, 2004 Report Share Posted October 2, 2004 NOOOOO!!!!!!! I'm really shocked. How can Ian allow himself to be put in a hamster wheel' date=' then be rogered even more senseless by Hog???? I tell thee, kids....this is a VERY BAD THING!!! (Because the poor little hamster will become unfit, and also very jealous. They mate for life, and get upset at the slightest hint of cheating). Maybe Ian & Hog could allow the hamster to join in, too?[/quote'] I wondered why the hamster has been giving me dirty looks all day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted October 2, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 2, 2004 If it gets too depressed maybe it could join Mike, Jim, Andy & Lenny in the Downrodents?Hmmmm....any other rodenty local bands?.....Contrat ?Alyssa's Whiskers ?Wheel Shocks ?Vole Doubt ?Mighty Human Gerbilator ?Suvarat ?Mice Mind's Weapon ?Black Ratom ?Weasel Become Less ?On the wider stage.....Stoatal ChaosBrian Ferret Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted October 2, 2004 Report Share Posted October 2, 2004 Mighty Human Gerbilator is my fave! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Tim Posted October 2, 2004 Report Share Posted October 2, 2004 hog dev fucker, how did your date go ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted October 3, 2004 Report Share Posted October 3, 2004 Alan, for fuck's sake, get out more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted October 3, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 3, 2004 Good advice, Jake! (Watch Timson doesn't hear about you taking business away from him, though. He might send "the boys" round with baseball bats).The last time I went out late was Moshulu on a Mondaya couple of months ago, and I ended up demonstrating how to do the "Dead Fly" on the sticky carpet.....I'm lucky I'm not still there!! So I think I'll stick to my Ovaltine, slippers and Penguin Crime Novels whilst listening to some Bert Kaempfert.................mmmmm.....schon...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Tim Posted October 3, 2004 Report Share Posted October 3, 2004 Good advice' date=' Jake! (Watch Timson doesn't hear about you taking business away from him, though. He might send "the boys" round with baseball bats).The last time I went out late was Moshulu on a Mondaya couple of months ago, and I ended up demonstrating how to do the "Dead Fly" on the sticky carpet.....I'm lucky I'm not still there!! So I think I'll stick to my Ovaltine, slippers and Penguin Crime Novels whilst listening to some Bert Kaempfert.................mmmmm.....schon......[/quote']i must say alan i prefer hot chocloate to ovaltine. but i recommend you have a honey and hot milk, this will make you even happier than you already are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted October 3, 2004 Report Share Posted October 3, 2004 I personally find that 8 cans of cidor ensures a magnificent night's sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted October 3, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 3, 2004 Oh dear,...I foresee a "Battle of the Agony Aunts" competition is needed here!!?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Tim Posted October 5, 2004 Report Share Posted October 5, 2004 has nobody got any problems ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tav Posted October 8, 2004 Report Share Posted October 8, 2004 Timson and Jake should have their own advice Tv show. Each should have an armchair to sit on. I think Jakes should be rather dark and "grind terror"eque whilst timsons should include the colours in his avatar. People come on the show and Timson gives them good advice...during which Jake interupts telling them to stop being cunts...it's a winner! Hog could have a weekly slot to update on the woman situation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted October 8, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 8, 2004 This would make an excellent 'support' entertainment at Drakes or the Moorings!! (Seriously!!!!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Tim Posted October 8, 2004 Report Share Posted October 8, 2004 fuck yeah tav, you have the right idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted October 9, 2004 Report Share Posted October 9, 2004 Timson and Jake should have their own advice Tv show. Each should have an armchair to sit on. I think Jakes should be rather dark and "grind terror"eque whilst timsons should include the colours in his avatar. People come on the show and Timson gives them good advice...during which Jake interupts telling them to stop being cunts...it's a winner! Hog could have a weekly slot to update on the woman situation.Tav you are a genius.Timson could be like an Agony Aunt.Jake would be like Nasty Nick and me.....I could be em Hog! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tav Posted October 12, 2004 Report Share Posted October 12, 2004 Woop and I get all the credit and a lot of the money...mmm this forum is cosy! lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Scorge Spike Posted October 12, 2004 Report Share Posted October 12, 2004 This has potential for an excellent horror movie! The cast.......Hog - Jake - Alan Cynic - Timson - Dayeth - soundian - Scorge - Chris E106 - Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest haigyman Posted October 13, 2004 Report Share Posted October 13, 2004 awww...i want to be in it, you bastards left me out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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