Teabags Posted November 10, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 10, 2011 I just listened to again. This is only the second time I've listened.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT A TON OF COCK! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted November 10, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 10, 2011 Hahahahahahahahahaha.Seriously. Holy fuck. It's just so fucking LOL-worthy I can't take it seriously. until I think "Oh yeah, they released St Anger." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted November 10, 2011 Report Share Posted November 10, 2011 Do record labels not listen to albums before putting them out anymore? I just listened to the whole album. It's fucking awful. That later performance was cringe worthy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted November 10, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 10, 2011 It says Metallica on it. And fuckwits will buy any steaming pile of shit with the word Metallica on it. See the aforementioned St Anger.Producer Bob Rock said that it was intended to sound like "a band jamming together in a garage for the first time...That it does. Sounds like a bunch of inept fuckwits playing on paint tins recorded on a tape player....and the band just happened to be Metallica".Oh, so does that make it alright? No. No it doesn't. It now sounds like a bunch of rich inept fuckwits playing on high quality paint tins recorded on the worlds most expensive tape player. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted November 10, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 10, 2011 Why did this happen?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSQAvA64mssI'm not offended or angry, just truly baffled. Who on earth said to them that this would be a good idea? Really? Nobody said "hang on a minute, that sounds a bit shit." Grim. Who looks more out of place, Lou Reed or Kirk Hammett?AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I hadn't seen that until now.What a gigantic sack of cum. Seriously, Tibetan Dave is more interesting to watch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted November 10, 2011 Report Share Posted November 10, 2011 http://www.loureedmetallica.com/listen-to-lulu.php Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted November 10, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 10, 2011 Holy shit. Just watched it again. It is actually Tibetan Dave playing with a shit metal band at The Mooring son a Sunday. It's pretty much the exact same. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted November 10, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 10, 2011 Seriously, is ANYONE familiar with Tibetan Dave? If you are, go to 3:09 of that live performance. It is ACTUALLY him. Mumbling shite and twiddling away nonsense on guitar strings.Fucking GENIUS. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted November 10, 2011 Report Share Posted November 10, 2011 Let's just forget about that awful performance and enjoy the song as it should be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted November 10, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 10, 2011 No, in fact, while I'm here I might as well ruin another great song... I'm not even sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted November 10, 2011 Report Share Posted November 10, 2011 No, in fact, while I'm here I might as well ruin another great song... I'm not even sorry.Why would someone do that? I blame you as much as them Teabags, i felt compelled to watch it but i knew it was going to be shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted November 10, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 10, 2011 I felt the same. We can't unknow that it exists. Depressing isn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted November 10, 2011 Report Share Posted November 10, 2011 What is it? The filter nazis at work render those last few posts big white squares. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted November 10, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 10, 2011 A Christian metal-core-fringe band covering the Postal Service's Such Great Heights, complete with synchronized headbanging, beatdowns and an overwhelming smell of dog shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted November 10, 2011 Report Share Posted November 10, 2011 I posted the original VU white light White Heat then Teabags decided to poison our ears by posting a cover of a postal service song by some god awful band named CONFIDE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted November 10, 2011 Report Share Posted November 10, 2011 A Christian metal-core-fringe band covering the Postal Service's Such Great Heights, complete with synchronized headbanging, beatdowns and an overwhelming smell of dog shit.I knew it was going to be shite when i saw the drummers sticks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted November 10, 2011 Report Share Posted November 10, 2011 i have found it on spotify. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted November 10, 2011 Report Share Posted November 10, 2011 I think it was Uncut mind you, so maybe not that objective...I'll need to see if Joooolz is on BT Vision replay so I can check out this musical marvel for myself.I'm sure I read an Uncut review which gave five stars to an album of Bob Dylan's farts. They have their untouchable favourites, maybe Reed is in the club.Mojo gave Loutallica 4 stars and said "The shock in this collaboration is that it sounds savagely natural, as if Reed had made 1982's The Blue Mask with a heavier Rock'N'Roll Animal band, scoured of glam."Who knows, maybe this album will be considered before it's time. Perhaps society will be based on it in 1000 years a la Wyld Stallyns... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted November 10, 2011 Report Share Posted November 10, 2011 It's always possible the reviewer actually liked it...........................It's just like when you see an awful review of something universally praised. It just seems like a deliverate ploy. It will get more attention, stand out on sites like Metacritic etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoney_stu Posted November 10, 2011 Report Share Posted November 10, 2011 Just watched Jools Holland prog on iPlayer... had Lou reed doing some new material with Metallica...Thought it was awful, is it just me or is Metallica the most overrated band ever ? Lou Reed did something good once... but this combination is less than the sum of its parts...blech ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted November 10, 2011 Report Share Posted November 10, 2011 http://aberdeen-music.com/threads/metalolica.50757/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted November 10, 2011 Report Share Posted November 10, 2011 And didn't they just do that one song for the live show? Far from new material. Just an awful new performance of a great song. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoney_stu Posted November 10, 2011 Report Share Posted November 10, 2011 Ahh for some reason I couldnt read the other thread on my 'puter... anyway its all been said already ... just utter SHITE. Steve Earle was good... though his band look miserable, must be the lack of drink & drugs in the tour bus and that Hollie Cook was OK as well... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
girl anachronism Posted November 10, 2011 Report Share Posted November 10, 2011 And is it just me or are there one or two people who don't realise that the song in that Jools Holland video is not from the Lou Reed/ Metallica album?Well sure, the one that Jan posted earlier isn't, but the second song they performed on the show, "Iced Honey", is. I think people are just observing that Loutallica is a terrible idea in general. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted November 15, 2011 Report Share Posted November 15, 2011 I'm sure I read an Uncut review which gave five stars to an album of Bob Dylan's farts. They have their untouchable favourites, maybe Reed is in the club.Mojo gave Loutallica 4 stars and said "The shock in this collaboration is that it sounds savagely natural, as if Reed had made 1982's The Blue Mask with a heavier Rock'N'Roll Animal band, scoured of glam."Who knows, maybe this album will be considered before it's time. Perhaps society will be based on it in 1000 years a la Wyld Stallyns...Well, folk seem to wank over 'Metal Machine Music' these days and it was widely regarded as shite for years....I hope this album isn't as bad as that version of 'White Light, White Heat', that was grim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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