Guest Gladstone Posted July 22, 2011 Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 Right, today is my last day at my current job, and I've got fuck all to do for the next few hours...What crazy things could/should I do to entertain myself?(Things along the lines of shitting in people's drawers, rewiring the toaster, taking the legs off my boss's desk etc) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted July 22, 2011 Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 poop in the sink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest E.C Posted July 22, 2011 Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 Fill the communal fridge with pints of blood.Alternatively: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted July 22, 2011 Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 Fill the communal fridge with pints of blood.Whose blood? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted July 22, 2011 Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 Cling film the toilets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted July 22, 2011 Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 On my last night at working at Morrisons (night shift so it was closed) instead of putting the boxes of cereal on the shelf, I made a domino rally from the warehouse door to the checkout. I was a bit underwhelmed when I set it off. Didnt leave enough room between the boxes. It was a waste of 15 minutes.So, yeah. Don't do that. Just punch your boss in the face and snake his missus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted July 22, 2011 Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted July 22, 2011 Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 So, yeah. Don't do that. Just punch your boss in the face and snake his missus.My immediate line manager is a woman.My boss above her is a gay man (with a civil partner).I'm nae snaking any of their partners. Punch in the face maybe though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted July 22, 2011 Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 What's that from?The stapler in the jelly is ace! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted July 22, 2011 Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 American Office by the looks of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted July 22, 2011 Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 The (US) Office.Stapler in the jelly is original UK Office, although I think the picture is from the US version.Please tell me you have seen the UK version of The Office! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted July 22, 2011 Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 I haven't.What is it you do? Then we can think of ways to use stuff at your work for pranks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted July 22, 2011 Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 The (US) Office.Stapler in the jelly is original UK Office, although I think the picture is from the US version.Please tell me you have seen the UK version of The Office!I have seen UK version - not all of it or even close to all of it. I don't really watch anything on TV religiously. I'm not a sit down and watch TV series kind of guy cos I'm always doing other stuff and end up missing episodes etc./coolstorybro...My only real memory of UK Office is the bird getting pumped in the car park after the Christmas party. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted July 22, 2011 Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 I haven't.What is it you do? Then we can think of ways to use stuff at your work for pranks.I'm a lawyer for an oil company. Just based in an office - so all office-y type things here. Staplers, photocopiers, people, chairs, desks etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest E.C Posted July 22, 2011 Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 Seeing the US Office without seeing the UK one is devastating.David Brent > Michael Scott (not that Michael Scott isnt hilarious.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted July 22, 2011 Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 I'm a lawyer for an oil company.You could always kill yourself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted July 22, 2011 Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 You could always kill yourselfOooh, harsh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest E.C Posted July 22, 2011 Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 You could always kill yourselfHe's already dead on the inside. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted July 22, 2011 Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 Oooh, harsh.For an oil company lawyer who is planning on a wacky, prank-laden last day? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted July 22, 2011 Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 Oil company? You could convince an IT Technician to turn off all the firewalls or something for this upcoming supposed Anon attack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted July 22, 2011 Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 For an oil company lawyer who is planning on a wacky, prank-laden last day?Yeah, still harsh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted July 22, 2011 Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 You could extract all evidence of your company's wrong doing and the cover ups you've been involved in and send it to Julian Assange before capturing a flock of cormorants, covering them in crude oil and letting them loose in the office. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted July 22, 2011 Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 For the record I don't really think he should kill himself. I'm just being wacky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted July 22, 2011 Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 Yeah well.The only thing I tried from this thread was killing myself.Nobody seemed to see the funny side of it unfortunately. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted July 22, 2011 Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 Flood the bathrooms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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