Guest Giles Walker Posted June 13, 2011 Report Share Posted June 13, 2011 "We can thank Nazi German for what is known today as Rave Parties or as it is called in street talk Acid Parades. The Nazis were known for holding secret events, where they doped themselves up on heroin drugs and smoke meth rocks until all hours of the night, while banging on drums to put themselves into a state of enraged ecstasy. These drum beats (now known as bpm loops) where transformed into what modern day electronic house music sounds like and this is the same type of beat todays candy hippies dance to while they shove pills of ecstasy drugs up their rectums and suck on cherry flavored ring pops.Raves first became famous in Russia and moved over to England in the 1980?s where the term Acid Parties started. These parties were drug infested sex orgies, full of pre-martial sin docking, multiple and same sexed closet make out sessions and enough acid to send a gorilla on a trip down the Dorthys yellow brick road, while holding hands with Captain Crunch and rainbow colored vampire midgets. These phase in UK history is also known as the Abortion Plague, as the rate of abortions shot up to 74% in girls from the ages of 14 to 19."The rest of the article Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted June 13, 2011 Report Share Posted June 13, 2011 I'll speed this one up.person 1: 'generic point about raving/ravers'person 2: 'another generic point in which they don't explicitly state they 'get' the joke/irony/sarcasm/etc'Giles: You lot are losers. Ab-music is shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Giles Walker Posted June 13, 2011 Report Share Posted June 13, 2011 Jesus... I just found this funny and thought i would share it.You need to chill out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted June 13, 2011 Report Share Posted June 13, 2011 You need to chill out.Totes. I'm not wrong though eh?It is pretty funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Giles Walker Posted June 13, 2011 Report Share Posted June 13, 2011 Totes. I'm not wrong though eh?It is pretty funny.Yeah you're probably right...Some amazing stuff on that website though.Parents guide to common teenage internet sex slang.CULKN Home AloneFB* High School Football Star Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pierre Von Mondragon Posted June 14, 2011 Report Share Posted June 14, 2011 Thats a pretty risque photo for a Christian site. Nice one.EDIT; I had thought that piece had more of a Chris Morris off-your-mash-on-ecstasy-pipes type vibe, but after viewing, no, I think they might have meant it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted June 14, 2011 Report Share Posted June 14, 2011 Wait.. My sarcasm detector is broken..Is this an ACTUAL christian website, or a fairly elaborate piss-take?xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pierre Von Mondragon Posted June 14, 2011 Report Share Posted June 14, 2011 That slang glossary is revealing to me concepts as yet unheard of...What is a Power Bottoming Jew?Are Masturbating Atheists more or less of a problem than Religious wanks?Twink for Daddy??Yeah I could look it up, but do I want the veil torn from my eyes? probably not(SFW). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted June 14, 2011 Report Share Posted June 14, 2011 Oh, I thought this was a shit joke. If the site is serious its a TOTALLY different story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted June 14, 2011 Report Share Posted June 14, 2011 I hardly dare say it... but I think it might be legit...??xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pierre Von Mondragon Posted June 14, 2011 Report Share Posted June 14, 2011 Its like the usual sub-HST junior Gonzo, I'm so mad crap stylings, but with a Christ 'yin twist.Or a god-bothering Chris Morris...Are Atheist Using 3D Printers to Blaspheme Creationism? | ChristWireQuick googles reveal that the netz is unsure on this issue, apparently it takes reader submissions, so it is open to both interpretations. The militant atheist in me wants it to be real, but then some heavy electricity kicks in, and my sceptical nodes start working again."Today the media used is plastic, the same as used in the diabolical Lego building blocks that harm feet when left on stairs. Visionaries have greater plans that include scanning a kidney and using stem cells to manufacture a replacement part in a tragic mockery of Gods creation." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted June 14, 2011 Report Share Posted June 14, 2011 Are You A Dutch? You Might Be The Devil!!! | ChristWire"Let me preface this article by saying, I do not hate all the Dutches, just the evil drug abusing, homogay loving, prostitution usering, pornographfying Dutch people. It sickens me to have learned that the once wholesome Dutch people, with their windmills and wooden shoes, have decided on a horse-drawn carriage to Satans Playland. If you dont believe me, I am about to destroy your little bubble of Dutch Love, so listen up!"Can't be legit. Damn.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oedo 808 Posted June 14, 2011 Report Share Posted June 14, 2011 I hear U2 is quite popular there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jester1470 Posted June 14, 2011 Report Share Posted June 14, 2011 Just for anyone wondering...Christwire - Wikipedia, the free encyclopediaIt's a satire website Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted June 14, 2011 Report Share Posted June 14, 2011 Just for anyone wondering...Christwire - Wikipedia, the free encyclopediaIt's a satire websiteWe all know wikipedia is a satire website but what about Christwire? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted June 14, 2011 Report Share Posted June 14, 2011 Oh. So shit satire then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted June 14, 2011 Report Share Posted June 14, 2011 Awh, that's disappointing.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pierre Von Mondragon Posted June 14, 2011 Report Share Posted June 14, 2011 But, yeah, what if some Liberal "fag" wernt an' changed it on the Wikipedia......sigh, it was much funnier way back then, in the sunlit uplands of this morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Giles Walker Posted June 14, 2011 Report Share Posted June 14, 2011 Oh, I thought this was a shit joke. If the site is serious its a TOTALLY different story.Have we ever met in real life? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 Once or twice I think. Why? You gonna smack me in the puss? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 This was posted to my Jungle List a week ago Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Giles Walker Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 Once or twice I think. Why? You gonna smack me in the puss?Haha far from it, just wondered that's all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Giles Walker Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 This was posted to my Jungle List a week ago You got a link?How was it received? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 You got a link?How was it received?"What is a Raver" from Christwire.org - Dogs On AcidSeems like mostly in favour, some detractors of course, claiming a lack of originality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Giles Walker Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 "What is a Raver" from Christwire.org - Dogs On AcidSeems like mostly in favour, some detractors of course, claiming a lack of originality.Wow this place is more negative that DOA...Good work guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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