Teabags Posted August 29, 2011 Report Share Posted August 29, 2011 Farting in front of your missus. Unless you precede it with "dedicated to you, baby." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanClews Posted August 29, 2011 Report Share Posted August 29, 2011 Farting in front of your missus. Unless you precede it with "dedicated to you, baby."Or you fart in bed, and then dutchoven her. That is cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest E.C Posted August 29, 2011 Report Share Posted August 29, 2011 Searching 'Mark Speight' on Wikipedia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke1976 Posted August 29, 2011 Report Share Posted August 29, 2011 Trying to beat the lights between Bon Accord centre and St Nichs (on foot). Then for a whole pile of pound coins to fly out of my jacket pockets onto the road. If i was rich i woulda kept running. Alas a shameful treasure hunt ensued dodging cars whilst people watched with pity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest E.C Posted August 30, 2011 Report Share Posted August 30, 2011 Obsessing over the same girl for months and years and months and weeks and moments. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted August 30, 2011 Report Share Posted August 30, 2011 Obsessing over the same girl for months and years and months and weeks and moments.Then getting SHOT DOON. It's just the worst. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted August 30, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 30, 2011 You could end up being one of those uncool folk who have arguments with their girlfriends in shopping centres. There's nothing uncooler than a grown man shouting 'TRACEY! Come back!' as his Ugg-booted sidekick storms off in a huff. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted August 31, 2011 Report Share Posted August 31, 2011 I had a massive argument once at a bus stop in front of a queue of folk. Once everything cooled down I felt so much of a twat I had to walk on and get a different bus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted August 31, 2011 Report Share Posted August 31, 2011 You sure don't let heartbreak get in the way of mentioning that girl. Props. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted September 24, 2011 Report Share Posted September 24, 2011 Towelling the jizz off your post-sex dick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted September 24, 2011 Report Share Posted September 24, 2011 Sex with me always looks cool. You might not enjoy it, but god damn it you'll look good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted September 24, 2011 Report Share Posted September 24, 2011 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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