waltz Posted February 14, 2011 Report Share Posted February 14, 2011 Right then, who wants a fuck?No weirdos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted February 14, 2011 Report Share Posted February 14, 2011 Fuck off.Poove. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oedo 808 Posted February 14, 2011 Report Share Posted February 14, 2011 Dinna ken, probably plenty o burds on the toon lookin for a boaby the nicht so ya never know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captain burrito Posted February 14, 2011 Report Share Posted February 14, 2011 Stand outside a cinema and pick up a hot single sci-fi geek. "Paul" is out today and the combo of funny aliens and Spaced nostalgia is a massive draw for tidy snatch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oedo 808 Posted February 14, 2011 Report Share Posted February 14, 2011 Just received a message from Tiger! Tiger! claiming there will be hundreds of horny singles there tonight. A remarkable piece of foresight I gladly share with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted February 14, 2011 Report Share Posted February 14, 2011 Just received a message from Tiger! Tiger! claiming there will be hundreds of horny singles there tonight. A remarkable piece of foresight I gladly share with you.Aye, hundreds of horny single males with conformist cologne and overly (and overtly) expensive shirts.Smart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted February 14, 2011 Report Share Posted February 14, 2011 Aye, hundreds of horny single males with conformist cologne and overly (and overtly) expensive shirts.Smart.Still, if you don't pull it's not far to the cinema to try out the sci-fi geek suggestion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted February 14, 2011 Report Share Posted February 14, 2011 Still, if you don't pull it's not far to the cinema to try out the sci-fi geek suggestion.But everyone knows that sci-fi geeks actually get all the poon-clunge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted February 14, 2011 Report Share Posted February 14, 2011 I saw a sign outside Ma Camerons saying they are doing speed dating tonight. I've always been curious as to just how disasterous and astronimically awkward speed dating actually is. Sign me up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted February 14, 2011 Report Share Posted February 14, 2011 I had a wank this morning so I'm sorted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oedo 808 Posted February 14, 2011 Report Share Posted February 14, 2011 I've always been curious as to just how disasterous and astronimically awkward speed dating actually is.It's not awkward if your both taking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davewarden Posted February 14, 2011 Report Share Posted February 14, 2011 I saw a sign outside Ma Camerons saying they are doing speed dating tonight. I've always been curious as to just how disasterous and astronimically awkward speed dating actually is. Sign me up.some people on this board might be getting a call about that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 14, 2011 Report Share Posted February 14, 2011 I love Valentines Day. Chance to get in the good books with my girlfriend and make loadsa fucking money of you mugs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer_Rosa Posted February 14, 2011 Report Share Posted February 14, 2011 I love Valentines Day. Chance to get in the good books with my girlfriend and make loadsa fucking money of you mugs.Oh fuck the fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted February 14, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2011 Oh fuck the fuck offJ'agree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted February 14, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2011 hot sci-fi geek.No such thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benji Posted February 14, 2011 Report Share Posted February 14, 2011 I saw a sign outside Ma Camerons saying they are doing speed dating tonight. I've always been curious as to just how disasterous and astronimically awkward speed dating actually is. Sign me up.If your American you'll be fine, otherwise, dinna min, just dinna! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted February 14, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2011 Speed dating is awful. I cannot function on amphetamines. Took her on a walk to the beach and I woke up in Ramboland, naked and crying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MerryChristmas Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 I made my woman a loaf of Carrot and oat wholemeal bread, plonked it down in front of her and said that it was the only bread she was ever getting from my cold undead hands Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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