fatboy Posted November 17, 2010 Report Share Posted November 17, 2010 found this today on "the mirror website" Crackpot Charles Bronson covered himself in butter while naked and took on 12 prison warders in his latest jail rage.The 57-year-old flipped after growing more and more furious over his latest failed bid to be freed.He took on six warders, then another six in a specialist restraint team who rushed to help before finally being dragged back to solitary.At least four officers were injured in the rampage on the notorious F-wing at Wakefield jail, West Yorks.An insider said: "He was naked and covered himself in butter so staff trying to restrain him could not take him down. He assaulted four before they sent in six members of the control and restraint team to get him."They finally managed to control him and he was taken back into solitary confinement."Charlie has not been in the news for a while and his failed appeal last year hit him hard. He was moved to Long Lartin and thought he was going to get out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted November 17, 2010 Report Share Posted November 17, 2010 He was 'spread' eagled! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted November 17, 2010 Report Share Posted November 17, 2010 What a guy... 57 years old and her buttered 12 prison guards!xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted November 17, 2010 Report Share Posted November 17, 2010 Was it ass-salted buttery? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted November 17, 2010 Report Share Posted November 17, 2010 This report is incorrect. It wasn't butter, it was margarine.He was however Stork bollock naked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted November 17, 2010 Report Share Posted November 17, 2010 What a (w)anchor! To be serious though...covering yourself in butter is a dangerous thing to do.......if it gets into your eardrum you can get a bad case of dairyear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted November 17, 2010 Report Share Posted November 17, 2010 What a (w)anchor! To be serious though...covering yourself in butter is a dangerous thing to do.......if it gets into your eardrum you can get a bad case of dairyear.The thought of that makes my stomach churn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted November 17, 2010 Report Share Posted November 17, 2010 Would you guys just Lurpack it in with these repugnant puns?They're not a-moo-sing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted November 17, 2010 Report Share Posted November 17, 2010 We've been milking it for all its worth, to be sure! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berti Posted November 17, 2010 Report Share Posted November 17, 2010 This report is incorrect. It wasn't butter, it was margarine.really? i cant believe its not butter......sounds like he cant wait to get out and live the country life 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted November 17, 2010 Report Share Posted November 17, 2010 They should get him to replace Johnny Rotten in the TV ad...he could strangle the farmer's wife and butt-rape the farmer, or vice-versa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted November 17, 2010 Report Share Posted November 17, 2010 We've been milking it for all its worth, to be sure!Nah, you've just been acting the goat.You'll soon wish for the same things me: that these puns will be invisible to your eyes or go completely pasteurise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berti Posted November 17, 2010 Report Share Posted November 17, 2010 They should get him to replace Johnny Rotten in the TV ad...he could strangle the farmer's wife and butt-rape the farmer, or vice-versa.i think he would be up for the strangly/butt rape combo for both of them, he seems like the sort of guy who doesnt do things half arsed..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted November 18, 2010 Report Share Posted November 18, 2010 I want to make a butter pun, but the margarine for error is too big. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sloth Posted November 24, 2010 Report Share Posted November 24, 2010 thats pretty funny. The puns are not though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted November 25, 2010 Report Share Posted November 25, 2010 What about a half-pun? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benji Posted November 25, 2010 Report Share Posted November 25, 2010 Wow. Took him long enough.Seriously couldn't think of a Butter pun... so yeah, deal with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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