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Naked Charles Bronson covered himself in butter in latest jail rage

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found this today on "the mirror website"

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Crackpot Charles Bronson covered himself in butter while naked and took on 12 prison warders in his latest jail rage.

The 57-year-old flipped after growing more and more furious over his latest failed bid to be freed.

He took on six warders, then another six in a specialist restraint team who rushed to help before finally being dragged back to solitary.

At least four officers were injured in the rampage on the notorious F-wing at Wakefield jail, West Yorks.

An insider said: "He was naked and covered himself in butter so staff trying to restrain him could not take him down. He assaulted four before they sent in six members of the control and restraint team to get him.

"They finally managed to control him and he was taken back into solitary confinement.

"Charlie has not been in the news for a while and his failed appeal last year hit him hard. He was moved to Long Lartin and thought he was going to get out.

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What a (w)anchor!

To be serious though...covering yourself in butter is a dangerous thing to do.......if it gets into your eardrum you can get a bad case of dairyear.

The thought of that makes my stomach churn.

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Guest idol_wild

Would you guys just Lurpack it in with these repugnant puns?

They're not a-moo-sing.

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This report is incorrect. It wasn't butter, it was margarine.

really? i cant believe its not butter......

sounds like he cant wait to get out and live the country life

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We've been milking it for all its worth, to be sure!

Nah, you've just been acting the goat.

You'll soon wish for the same things me: that these puns will be invisible to your eyes or go completely pasteurise.

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They should get him to replace Johnny Rotten in the TV ad...he could strangle the farmer's wife and butt-rape the farmer, or vice-versa.

i think he would be up for the strangly/butt rape combo for both of them, he seems like the sort of guy who doesnt do things half arsed.....

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