Guest treader. Posted January 9, 2009 Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 Dear Uncle G,What is x, when y is 45? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GraemeC Posted January 9, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 Dear Uncle G,What is x, when y is 45?I have no idea what "x" is.... I also don't care how old "y" is and neither should you you ageist bastard.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest treader. Posted January 13, 2009 Report Share Posted January 13, 2009 Dear Uncle G,A woman pushes her car towards a hotel. When she gets there, she goes bankrupt. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted January 13, 2009 Report Share Posted January 13, 2009 Dear Uncle G,A woman pushes her car towards a hotel. When she gets there, she goes bankrupt. Why?She's playing Monopoly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted January 13, 2009 Report Share Posted January 13, 2009 Dear Mr G,Years of good food, real ale, two children and a sedentary lifestyle/job have left me with this big spare tyre around my former abs? What would you do?Mr KYou're asking the wrong guy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest treader. Posted January 13, 2009 Report Share Posted January 13, 2009 She's playing MonopolyNo, not correct. The answer is her car broke down and the hotel is in Auchenblae. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GraemeC Posted January 13, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 13, 2009 You're asking the wrong guy!What are you saying? I have unfeasably well developed abs...o_O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GraemeC Posted January 13, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 13, 2009 Dear Uncle G,A woman pushes her car towards a hotel. When she gets there, she goes bankrupt. Why?You can fuck off to the quiz thread any time you like.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skuzzlebutt Posted January 13, 2009 Report Share Posted January 13, 2009 Dear Uncle G, A while back i bought a new guitar, although i was jolly pleased with it, i thought the neck pick up with no coil taps sounded a little mushy. Now some 6 months have passed, and with all effects and amp in the same settings i find the sound pretty decent. What do you think has happened? Has my hearing changed? Have the pick ups improved with age? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GraemeC Posted January 13, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 13, 2009 Dear Uncle G, A while back i bought a new guitar, although i was jolly pleased with it, i thought the neck pick up with no coil taps sounded a little mushy. Now some 6 months have passed, and with all effects and amp in the same settings i find the sound pretty decent. What do you think has happened? Has my hearing changed? Have the pick ups improved with age?There is a school of thought that says that due to pickups relying on their magnets to shape the sound then as the magnetic field changes with age the sound changes accordingly....I think that as you play guitar it fucks up your hearing and the sound of the guitars stays the same.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted January 14, 2009 Report Share Posted January 14, 2009 Dear Uncle G,I went out running today in an effort to try and lead a more active lifestyle. However I only managed about 15 minutes before extreme nausea set in- when I got home I sat for half an hour trying not to be sick. Should I integrate this into my morning routine, or just sod it, eat more shit and start smoking? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tam o' Shantie Posted January 14, 2009 Report Share Posted January 14, 2009 Dear Uncle G,I went out running today in an effort to try and lead a more active lifestyle. However I only managed about 15 minutes before extreme nausea set in- when I got home I sat for half an hour trying not to be sick. Should I integrate this into my morning routine, or just sod it, eat more shit and start smoking?Can I just step in here and suggest that eating faeces might explain your feelings of nausia in the first place Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skuzzlebutt Posted January 14, 2009 Report Share Posted January 14, 2009 There is a school of thought that says that due to pickups relying on their magnets to shape the sound then as the magnetic field changes with age the sound changes accordingly....I think that as you play guitar it fucks up your hearing and the sound of the guitars stays the same....neato!thanks uncle G, another satisfied customer.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted January 14, 2009 Report Share Posted January 14, 2009 Can I just step in here and suggest that eating faeces might explain your feelings of nausia in the first placeI knew I'd find the advice I needed in this thread. Thank you kind sir. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GraemeC Posted January 14, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 14, 2009 Dear Uncle G,I went out running today in an effort to try and lead a more active lifestyle. However I only managed about 15 minutes before extreme nausea set in- when I got home I sat for half an hour trying not to be sick. Should I integrate this into my morning routine, or just sod it, eat more shit and start smoking?I once saw my doctor eating a pie and drinking beer in a pub... this fine example has seen me alright for many years now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glennbuchan Posted January 14, 2009 Report Share Posted January 14, 2009 I once saw my doctor eating a pie and drinking beer in a pub... this fine example has seen me alright for many years nowDear Auntie Graeme,Your doctor probably looked like this and it's therefore not "alright" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GraemeC Posted January 15, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 Your doctor probably looked like this Him and me both.... whats the problem? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted January 15, 2009 Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 My mobility scooter's fucked, and I promised Diesel a shottie this weekend.....what should I do? His need is greater than mine! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glennbuchan Posted January 15, 2009 Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 Him and me both.... whats the problem?Bad times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GraemeC Posted January 15, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 My mobility scooter's fucked, and I promised Diesel a shottie this weekend.....what should I do? His need is greater than mine!Easy... give him a les paul and ask him to play it standing up... by the time hes figured it out the scoot'll be fixed... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted January 15, 2009 Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 Cheers, min! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blingking Posted February 22, 2009 Report Share Posted February 22, 2009 In an earlier thread I asked about changing from gauge 8 up to gauge 9 strings. I have be working away with 9s for a while now and feeling quite good about it. So much so that I feel Im now ready to really go macho and grow a beard. What should I go for, a full beard, or a goatee? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GraemeC Posted February 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 22, 2009 In an earlier thread I asked about changing from gauge 8 up to gauge 9 strings. I have be working away with 9s for a while now and feeling quite good about it. So much so that I feel Im now ready to really go macho and grow a beard. What should I go for, a full beard, or a goatee?You play guitar and have just worked up to 9's......Trust me you are not ready for the world of beards....!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
britheguy Posted March 20, 2010 Report Share Posted March 20, 2010 Uncle G,I think my wife fancies Mr Bingo Fox. What should I do? Should I kill the nasty fox and attach his tail to the whip lash arial on my 1600E Grey Ford Cortina as a warning to other foxy bastards to stay clear?Also, my 8 track in the Cortina is showing signs of age. Do you think I should get a new cassette player instead. Will I get Sidney Devine cassettes to replace my 8 track ones? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GraemeC Posted March 20, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 20, 2010 Uncle G,I think my wife fancies Mr Bingo Fox. What should I do? Should I kill the nasty fox and attach his tail to the whip lash arial on my 1600E Grey Ford Cortina as a warning to other foxy bastards to stay clear?Also, my 8 track in the Cortina is showing signs of age. Do you think I should get a new cassette player instead. Will I get Sidney Devine cassettes to replace my 8 track ones?I think this is a trick question... you've been given the job of catching me out because its over a year since my services were last required... I'll deal with this enquiry like this...Bestiallity and Fox hunting are illegalThe Ford Cortina 1600E was never available in grey... ironicly the nearest colour to grey was Silver FOXAs you well know I am currently selling my entire Sidney Devine signed back catalogue on cassette as I have now replaced them all with these new fangled compact discs... Hello 20th century!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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