GraemeC Posted December 23, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 I'm going to be pedantic and point out it's actually an 'advice' thread How should I tell my boss that he's a pathetic little shit who is only making life harder for himself by being such a cunt, without getting fired?Your problem is you obviously have no respect for your betters, he's your boss and has every right to be a cunt especially if you are a pedantic twat at work as well... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GraemeC Posted December 23, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 Dear George,Last week I came home from work with man flu. When I let myself in to the flat ,I noticed my Jap Strat lying on the sofa with a broken string. I thought 'strange I don't remember breaking a string last night. It was then I heard moans from from the bedroom. When I got there, I saw my girlfriend getting humped from behind by a big geezer with a ACDC t shirt on.Where is the best place to get cheap strings, and should I go from 8's up to 9'syours hopefullyWho the fuck is George? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 You sir, are a fucking crap agony uncle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatboy Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 Who the fuck is George?Dode Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizen Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 Dear Uncle G,Please help. I'm a pedantic, arrogant arsehole that likes to pretend im better than others by insulting them on a forum. In order to quench my thirst for said passtimes and to generally make myself feel better about my life, which is of course pathetic enough to have said passtimes, I have started a thread on said forum which supplies me with ample material to console myself with. However, I do feel, that I am infact a dick.Any advice? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hobo Posted December 24, 2008 Report Share Posted December 24, 2008 Dear Uncle G,I do feel, that I am infact a dick.Any advice?A condom is cheaper than a mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blingking Posted December 24, 2008 Report Share Posted December 24, 2008 Who the fuck is George?I think he designs clothes for Tesco.Ok sorry GraemeCAnyway, I agree with the person above. You are a rubbish Agony Uncle. You seem to swear in every reply. In fact, I bet you're not even an Uncle, or in agony. So cut the crap.Is it to be Slinkys or Roto's?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tam o' Shantie Posted December 24, 2008 Report Share Posted December 24, 2008 However, I do feel, that I am infact a dick.Any advice?Yeah, I advise that you stop writing 'in fact' as a word. Because it isn't one. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blingking Posted December 24, 2008 Report Share Posted December 24, 2008 Yeah, I advise that you stop writing 'in fact' as a word. Because it isn't one.That's true, in fact it's a fact.Hail to the new Agony Uncle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paulscoconutass Posted December 24, 2008 Report Share Posted December 24, 2008 "You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to GraemeC again." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GraemeC Posted December 24, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 24, 2008 You sir, are a fucking crap agony uncle.And you are comparing me to who.....exactly!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GraemeC Posted December 24, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 24, 2008 I think he designs clothes for Tesco.Ok sorry GraemeCAnyway, I agree with the person above. You are a rubbish Agony Uncle. You seem to swear in every reply. In fact, I bet you're not even an Uncle, or in agony. So cut the crap.Is it to be Slinkys or Roto's??Me....fuckin swear....no fuckin chance!!Not only am I an uncle....Im a fuckin great uncle in more than one way!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GraemeC Posted December 24, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 24, 2008 Yeah, I advise that you stop writing 'in fact' as a word. Because it isn't one.A drummer giving advise....I've seen it all now...o_O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tam o' Shantie Posted December 24, 2008 Report Share Posted December 24, 2008 Yes G, the world has gone utterly insane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizen Posted December 24, 2008 Report Share Posted December 24, 2008 Yeah, I advise that you stop writing 'in fact' as a word. Because it isn't one.Not a great plan in reply to a post where i was complaining about someone being pedantic...x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hobo Posted December 24, 2008 Report Share Posted December 24, 2008 Dear GSome chick made me a hand drawn multicoloured picture of pedobear for christmas should I be worried?P.S She may be from terrorist stock?( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesbroonbreed Posted December 24, 2008 Report Share Posted December 24, 2008 Not a great plan in reply to a post where i was complaining about someone being pedantic...xI find the irony rather amusing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blingking Posted December 24, 2008 Report Share Posted December 24, 2008 Me....fuckin swear....no fuckin chance!!Not only am I an uncle....Im a fuckin great uncle in more than one way!!A Great Uncle eh! Well I don't care if you are the Great Man from Uncle you bearded bampot. I asked a question about guitars strings, and all I get is a string of abuse. Anyway, I bought a new E string (size 9) and will work away with this until I see if I should move the other 5 strings up to a full set of 9's...thanks for nothing.Buttttttttttttt!!!, should I use Dunlop ot Pick Boy plectrums. I'll not confuse you with grades or thickness etc. You choose. But not Yellow dunlops as I don't like the colour yellow. Or Red, but whatever you say I will trust your judgement.....oh and not Green ones either.merry christmas Uncle G Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizen Posted December 30, 2008 Report Share Posted December 30, 2008 Buttttttttttttt!!!, should I use Dunlop ot Pick Boy plectrums. I'll not confuse you with grades or thickness etc. You choose. But not Yellow dunlops as I don't like the colour yellow. Or Red, but whatever you say I will trust your judgement.....oh and not Green ones either.I use orange dunlop tortexes =) thick enough to play cleanly and strongly, but thin enough that unskilled players (such as myself) can still play reasonably fast tremolo picking and altearnate picking. I use thinner ones for acoustic though, for volumes sake.x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 Dear uncle G,Sometimes when I wipe my arse it bleeds. Am I going to die?Yours,Concerned in Aberdeen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GraemeC Posted January 7, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 Dear uncle G,Sometimes when I wipe my arse it bleeds. Am I going to die?Yours,Concerned in Aberdeen.Well let me put it this way.... Id take the "lucky" out of your name.First thing I woud try is removing the barbed wire from yer 12" rectal invader... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
threeornothing Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 Dear Mr G,Years of good food, real ale, two children and a sedentary lifestyle/job have left me with this big spare tyre around my former abs? What would you do?Mr K Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GraemeC Posted January 7, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 Dear Mr G,Years of good food, real ale, two children and a sedentary lifestyle/job have left me with this big spare tyre around my former abs? What would you do?Mr KWell if you've had two children....i'd get a job in a freak circus as the fat lady man and make some money from you're weirdness... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lame Guitarist Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 Dear Mr GI really want to grow a beard a la zz top but i am concerned that it may have a slight ginger tinge to it.any advice? :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GraemeC Posted January 7, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 Dear Mr GI really want to grow a beard a la zz top but i am concerned that it may have a slight ginger tinge to it.any advice? :-)Woah....!!Check your pubes...if there is even one ginger one you must comit suicide immediatly..Talking of which, has anyone seen Spoony lately? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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