Lemonade Posted September 9, 2008 Report Share Posted September 9, 2008 As there seems to be high demand for it at the moment, I am willing to offer my services as a turd holder to anyone who requires one. Price depends on size of turd and number of sweetcorn / peanuts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unbroken Posted September 9, 2008 Report Share Posted September 9, 2008 i think it's safe to say i would never hold a turd for less than 1mill.thats pretty extreme right there. 1 million? I would do it for like 50, depending on consistency. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ithaca Posted September 9, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 9, 2008 Even if some hairy fairy way there was away to make sure your partner never knew... you'd still know yourself and the guilt would be horrific. I still wouldn't do it.Share your views completly. Guess I'm just playing a wee bit of Devils Advacate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ghost Of Fudge Posted September 9, 2008 Report Share Posted September 9, 2008 I've done some horrible thngs for cash. Not least snogging Brian Fudge for the hefty sum of a fiver...did we get a fiver each? (please god, don't tell me i paid you...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted September 9, 2008 Report Share Posted September 9, 2008 I'd hold a turd for 20. Easy. I've licked someones cock for 10.EDIT: That sounds pretty bad. The reality was it barely touched my tongue and lasted about 0.4 secs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unbroken Posted September 9, 2008 Report Share Posted September 9, 2008 I'd hold a turd for 20. Easy. I've licked someones cock for 10.EDIT: That sounds pretty bad. The reality was it barely touched my tongue and lasted about 0.4 secs.whats the story about some guy pissing on you in the bath? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted September 9, 2008 Report Share Posted September 9, 2008 Fuck, there was no money involved in that one. Just.....emmm,.......smashed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted September 9, 2008 Report Share Posted September 9, 2008 did we get a fiver each? (please god, don't tell me i paid you...)As I recall it it was during a very drunken lock-in in Drakes. My old flatmate and Nicky Casino chipped in a fiver, which I believe I kept and didn't even buy you a drink with Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ghost Of Fudge Posted September 9, 2008 Report Share Posted September 9, 2008 i feel so used Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unbroken Posted September 9, 2008 Report Share Posted September 9, 2008 i feel so usedyou sluuuuut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ithaca Posted September 9, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 9, 2008 I'd hold a turd for 20. Easy. I've licked someones cock for 10.EDIT: That sounds pretty bad. The reality was it barely touched my tongue and lasted about 0.4 secs.Was there someone there with a stop-watch? And while I'm at it, was it one of those brief moments that seemed to last an eternity? And did you actually get the 10? And finally, was it worth it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unbroken Posted September 9, 2008 Report Share Posted September 9, 2008 was there someone there with a stop-watch? And while i'm at it, was it one of those brief moments that seemed to last an eternity? And did you actually get the 10? And finally, was it worth it?knowing dave, he probably spent the 10 quid letting someone lick his balls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted September 9, 2008 Report Share Posted September 9, 2008 When I was 20 I pulled a woman who was 63 for a fiver. A few weeks earlier I had attended her 63rd birthday party, where I had pulled her grandaughter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted September 9, 2008 Report Share Posted September 9, 2008 I picked up someone else's turd last week, my one year old son crapped in the bath.No money changed hands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted September 9, 2008 Report Share Posted September 9, 2008 When I was 20 I pulled a woman who was 63 for a fiver. A few weeks earlier I had attended her 63rd birthday party, where I had pulled her grandaughter."Pulled"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted September 9, 2008 Report Share Posted September 9, 2008 Was there someone there with a stop-watch? And while I'm at it, was it one of those brief moments that seemed to last an eternity? And did you actually get the 10? And finally, was it worth it?I got the 10. in pound coins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted September 9, 2008 Report Share Posted September 9, 2008 "Pulled"?As in we swapped saliva but nothing more. It would take more than a fiver for me to a bang a pensioner!*EDIT* well it depends on the pensioner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted September 9, 2008 Report Share Posted September 9, 2008 When I was 20 I pulled a woman who was 63 for a fiver. A few weeks earlier I had attended her 63rd birthday party, where I had pulled her grandaughter.Absolutely Gilf-tastic chimp, gerontophilia is alive and well.I have this horrible feeling I've nailed the bird in your avatar...This depends on your point of view. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted September 9, 2008 Report Share Posted September 9, 2008 I would do some horrible things for various amounts. I would have no problem killing someone. I would have no problem making sure someone could only drink through a straw and needed a nanny 24/7 either.I have my price.I also once swallowed a wad of my own cum to prove a point with an ex girlfriend. It just meant she couldn't complain and was fairly obliging from then on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dianne Posted September 9, 2008 Report Share Posted September 9, 2008 heh, and i'm about to start working for a bank. didn't think about that hold up... what about venture? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcn Posted September 9, 2008 Report Share Posted September 9, 2008 I am somewhat disturbed by the answers on here...When I was at uni and I was out and if my mates and I were a bit pished I used to try and pimp them out. ie. I used to dare them to snog each other for money. Everyone was so pished that they didn't really care and got it on for a laugh :-) The going rate for snogging a mate was a fiver but that was about five years ago. What with inflation and everything I think the going rate is probably a tenner by now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted September 9, 2008 Report Share Posted September 9, 2008 A)I am a waitor, i used to do a paper round, and was a kitchen porter for a while too, and incase soem of you dont know, a katchen porter cleans dishes and (metaphorically) wipes the chefs arseB)one day whilst skiving church o nthe last day of a school term, mne and my mate sat in a somerfield cafe, just pouring random sweeteners sugar sachets, saklt, sald cream mayo and random stuff into the quarter full can of irn bru 32, thwen he put the can infront of me, and said would udrin kthat for 20 quid, i shoke his hand and drank the mixture, the taste literally stayed in my mouth for days, it was horrible, but i got the 20 quid = ]C)about 20 mins after the mixture incedent, waiting at the bus stop, mike turns to me and points at an old man on a boke cycling closer, "another 20 to party boy that man as he cycles past" once again i shake his hand and accept his challenge, im stil lto get that 20 = ]i have a price = ] lolits not always a 20 though lolWill you please exert a bit of quality control over your typing/spelling.Thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted September 9, 2008 Report Share Posted September 9, 2008 Showing my age here perhaps, but "party boy"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcn Posted September 9, 2008 Report Share Posted September 9, 2008 is that referring to Jackass or something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted September 9, 2008 Report Share Posted September 9, 2008 Will you please exert a bit of quality control over your typing/spelling.Thanks Seconded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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