Lemonade Posted October 3, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 3, 2008 I have an umbilical hernia, which is painful and annoying, and bursitis in my knee, which is painful and annoying. Today I'm mostly in pain and annoyed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest treader. Posted October 3, 2008 Report Share Posted October 3, 2008 I have an umbilical hernia, which is painful and annoyingare you really fat?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted October 3, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 3, 2008 are you really fat?!No I'm only 10 stone! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest treader. Posted October 3, 2008 Report Share Posted October 3, 2008 No I'm only 10 stone!umbilical hernias are really common among obese people, so i was a little confused. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain America Posted October 3, 2008 Report Share Posted October 3, 2008 Microsoft Xboxs customer support line.Hold music is rubbish and the message that they repeat after every 20 or so seconds you can't even hear it. So even if it is apologising for the wait you can't hear it!!Also rant at Xboxs. For being shoddily constructed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ghost Of Fudge Posted October 3, 2008 Report Share Posted October 3, 2008 i'd like to quickly complain about the service in The Buttery, that newsagents opposite drummonds. the woman behind the counter yesterday afternoon was fucking useless, openly hostile to the idea of something being bought, and stank of booze."do you want a sausage butty?" asked my girlfriend conversationally as we bought some fags and a paper in an otherwise empty shop. but even as she asked the question, the lassie behind the counter's putting on her (even more) pissy face and going "make a decision. i've got other fucking things to do"probably another three bottles of gin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted October 3, 2008 Report Share Posted October 3, 2008 i'd like to quickly complain about the service in The Buttery, that newsagents opposite drummonds. the woman behind the counter yesterday afternoon was fucking useless, openly hostile to the idea of something being bought, and stank of booze."do you want a sausage butty?" asked my girlfriend conversationally as we bought some fags and a paper in an otherwise empty shop. but even as she asked the question, the lassie behind the counter's putting on her (even more) pissy face and going "make a decision. i've got other fucking things to do"probably another three bottles of ginstab her in the face. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted October 3, 2008 Report Share Posted October 3, 2008 stab her in the face.I'm with Teabags on this one - but boot her in the fud first Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lepeep Posted October 6, 2008 Report Share Posted October 6, 2008 i'd like to quickly complain about the service in The Buttery, that newsagents opposite drummonds. the woman behind the counter yesterday afternoon was fucking useless, openly hostile to the idea of something being bought, and stank of booze."do you want a sausage butty?" asked my girlfriend conversationally as we bought some fags and a paper in an otherwise empty shop. but even as she asked the question, the lassie behind the counter's putting on her (even more) pissy face and going "make a decision. i've got other fucking things to do"probably another three bottles of ginperhaps a lighter under the nose, and with the fumes, she'd erupt into flames, run out the shop holding her head shouting "aiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeee" - and plummet off union bridge, Denethor-esque Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pogofish Posted October 6, 2008 Report Share Posted October 6, 2008 My day mostly consists of thinking about sex and hurting people. I definitely have more than 3 psychopathic thoughts every day. One of these days i'll snap.Customer facing job maybe? Been there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WoodyRATM Posted October 6, 2008 Report Share Posted October 6, 2008 Microsoft Xboxs customer support line.Hold music is rubbish and the message that they repeat after every 20 or so seconds you can't even hear it. So even if it is apologising for the wait you can't hear it!!Also rant at Xboxs. For being shoddily constructed.when my sisters boyfriends xbox got hacked and i lost 300+ quid from it they were useless.Ended up with a running total of 9 hours on the phone, bank gave me it back eventually. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted October 6, 2008 Report Share Posted October 6, 2008 I'd say that was one. My day mostly consists of thinking about sex and hurting people. I definitely have more than 3 psychopathic thoughts every day. One of these days i'll snap.Thank fuck you don't work at the Post Office then! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hobo Posted June 13, 2009 Report Share Posted June 13, 2009 I was standing in the LibrarySome woman came up behind me with plastic bags, not just any plastic bag, ones made of certain plastics, ones which rustled loudly and slowly, they have distinctive sounds, I left because that fucking noise causes me to panicI had to work with some animals, they were sheep, I fucking hate sheepWhy are banks so warm? Comfortable is comfortable but come on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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