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New Kitchen Cynics CD

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The latest Kitchen Cynics CD is now available to buy from me for a fiver.

It's called 'Cornkisters', and looks a lot more professional, thanks to the good folks at Foyer Music. :up:

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and looks a lot more professional

Boooo!!!!!! Sell out!!!!!

Is this the end of the Cynics lo-fi era? Are we moving into a new era of professionalism?

It'll be major labels, world tours and cocaine habits next!

oh, and count me in for a copy, Alan!

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Right....

Shame on me but i have never heard your stuff.

Sell it to me...i wanna hear it cause everyone seems to rave about ya.

If you can give a sales pitch in 5 words...! ;)

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The latest Kitchen Cynics CD is now available to buy from me for a fiver.

It's called 'Cornkisters', and looks a lot more professional, thanks to the good folks at Foyer Music. :up:

OK SOLD!

How much do I need to give you for a copy of all your releases?

You make the most entertaining posts on this Forum so I expect your music will be equally good - anyone who likes George Formby, Slim Gaillard, and Max Miller is obviously a good person.

I must come and see you perform. When is your next gig?

Can I pay you by Paypal or would you prefer a pile crisp fivers?

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Boooo!!!!!! Sell out!!!!!

Is this the end of the Cynics lo-fi era? Are we moving into a new era of professionalism?

It'll be major labels, world tours and cocaine habits next!

oh, and count me in for a copy, Alan!

Nah...still lo-fi enough to satisfy your needs. I'm doing my usual July/Aug tour of Aberdeen though, which is definitely going to be full of rowie overdoses (and the occasional toke on a white pudding).

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Right...

If you can give a sales pitch in 5 words...! ;)

Hmmm.....

"Ageing gadgie's psychy folky jiggery-pokery" (hope the hyphenated bit counts as one word).

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OK SOLD!

How much do I need to give you for a copy of all your releases?

You make the most entertaining posts on this Forum so I expect your music will be equally good - anyone who likes George Formby, Slim Gaillard, and Max Miller is obviously a good person.

I must come and see you perform. When is your next gig?

Can I pay you by Paypal or would you prefer a pile crisp fivers?

All my releases would take too long to do...there are over 50 tapes, albums CDs etc The last 5 are pretty decent though! Say 20 quid for thise???? I could drop them off at your shop...I'm up that way about once a week.

I used to be a card-carrying member of the George Formby Society for a few years, and once shook hands with Slim Gaillard during his gig on the Renfrew Ferry. My old dear had a wee fling with Max Miller during the war (apparently got quite a few pairs of stockings out of it!).

(n.b. one of the above isn't true!)

Next gig is at Snafu next Thursday.

I put a few copies of the new one nto One-Up today....should be going for a fiver.

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All my releases would take too long to do...there are over 50 tapes, albums CDs etc The last 5 are pretty decent though!

Say 20 quid for thise???? I could drop them off at your shop...I'm up that way about once a week.

OK that's a done deal. Seems like a real bargain. It will be an honour to have a visit from a real personality on this Forum. I'll even take you across the road and buy you a real Italian coffee at Pasta Plus.

Thanks - now go sell some more!

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Hmmm.....

"Ageing gadgie's psychy folky jiggery-pokery" (hope the hyphenated bit counts as one word).

Sold - it was the word Jiggery-pokery which got me...

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OK that's a done deal. Seems like a real bargain. It will be an honour to have a visit from a real personality on this Forum. I'll even take you across the road and buy you a real Italian coffee at Pasta Plus.

Hey! I visited your shop! (Admittedly I don't have much of a personality.)

I used to be a card-carrying member of the George Formby Society for a few years, and once shook hands with Slim Gaillard during his gig on the Renfrew Ferry. My old dear had a wee fling with Max Miller during the war (apparently got quite a few pairs of stockings out of it!).

(n.b. one of the above isn't true!)

Yes, he wasn't actually a "card carrying" member of the GFS, he used to keep the card at home for safe keeping.

It's turned out nice again!

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Sorry....paypal has passed me by....but just send a fiver (don't worry about p&p) and I'll pop one in the post for you (once I get an address, obviously).

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