Guest Tam o' Shantie Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 no, it's not when you jerk off into a girl's face and then chase her around with a chainsaw...The American Psycho Facial Treatment | Ask SaroI believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine, so I might give it a go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 Man I don't have time for all that in the morning. I start work at 10.00, I get up at 9.30, shower/piss (at the same time!), brush my teeth, get dressed and leave at 9.50. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 That would take far too long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest treader. Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 patrick bateman is a hero.except for the killing etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tam o' Shantie Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 when you understand the importance of a rigorous skincare regime, you make time for it. anyone know where I can get a honey almond body scrub in aberdeen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 Thomas!Are you being absolutely serious? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tam o' Shantie Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 100 per cent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 Tom, you're a weirdo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tam o' Shantie Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 Tom, you're a weirdo.dude, i saw you last night talking to a motorbike guy on market street. i didn't know what to say, because i didn't want to yell at you out of my car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 That were John the moorings bouncer. You should have yelled "Teabags. You're a weirdo!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bodast Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 I'm sure Lush or the Body Shop would have one.http://www.lush.co.uk/products/Brazened_Honey_3063.aspx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest treader. Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 i try to look after my skin but...im not patrick bateman. i dont have an hour or so to spend doing that each morning.ALSO, which of those products is the one he peels off his face last of all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tam o' Shantie Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 i presume that if I use a honey almond body scrub, that I will resemble christian bale from the neck down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 dude, i saw you last night talking to a motorbike guy on market street. i didn't know what to say, because i didn't want to yell at you out of my car.I read that wrong and thought you said "dude, i saw you last night talking to a motorbike". I giggled for a good minute before I re-read it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest treader. Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 for teabags, that wouldnt be a BIIIG surprise really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 100 per centIn that case, try Boots? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 If I remember correctly, Boots have an almond and something scrub in their Meditterrean range. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesbroonbreed Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 I read that wrong and thought you said "dude, i saw you last night talking to a motorbike". I giggled for a good minute before I re-read it.At least he wisna punchin wyfies again.Akira! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 when you understand the importance of a rigorous skincare regime, you make time for it. anyone know where I can get a honey almond body scrub in aberdeen?I recommend Original Source Papaya, Aloe Vera and Bamboo moisturising scrub.Oh and Tesco do an excellent Strawberry Facial Scrub.Also i cant remember the name of it but i use to use a face pack thing from Body Shop that you put all over ur face and leave it for ages. It starts out green but turns white. Once its completely white you peel it off and it cleans out your pores. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 Everybody in this thread is a homo. Except Bodast cos she's a girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain America Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 Can't we all just go drink beer, lift weights and talk about gurls??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 Beer dehydrates the skin, man!Weights and girls, yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bodast Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 Beer dehydrates the skin, man!Weights and girls, yes.White wine spritzers and Pride and Prejudice!Look at Keira Knightley... she must weigh like 90 pounds. No way.WAY.But she's soOoOoOoOoOo prittyful! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 A real man exfoliates with gravel and a brick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brian0918 Posted September 12, 2008 Report Share Posted September 12, 2008 Ha, I remember writing that Amazon guide. I'd bought the DVD and watched it a couple times, and was trying to figure out what the hell some of those things are that he mentioned in that scene (a real man, after all, is willfully ignorant of how to look pretty ). I found the script online and then got the idea from there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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