delboy Posted May 22, 2004 Report Share Posted May 22, 2004 if i had the power i think the following laws should be implemented.....attempting to put world music into your sound (for a good example of this check out emma buntons new single) - 3 year chart ban and 50,000 fineif your called elton john, lionel richie, bryan adams, cher, chris rea, rod stewart, michael bolton, celine dion or sting - lifetime ban froim ever recording a note again, lifetime ban on reissues of old songsif you have made the last ten on pop idol, world idol or fame academy - you are not permitted to use your appearence on said TV programme to enhance or further career.if you have members of your pop group who are just hangers on with no musical talent but just badly attempt to dance like a deranged lunatic - chart ban for five yearshaving a member of your group playing decks cos you think it looks cool - 50,000 fine and 2 year chart banplaying instruments on totp's or CD:UK even though there is no actual evidence of that instrument being on the song - 400 hours community servicebad song in charts as adjudged by a newly appointed panel of sceptical music lovers - 10 year chart ban, 100,000 fine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted May 22, 2004 Report Share Posted May 22, 2004 Emo to be punished by death, so they'll have something legitimate to whinge and snivel about for a change as opposed to crying because Daddy wouldn't increase their pocket money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metallica_jaco Posted May 22, 2004 Report Share Posted May 22, 2004 hahaha yay! Emo can suck my rat. its got to be the worst music out there. we've got to kill the generation of emo music somehow!ARGHHHH its kinda taking over, grrrr... there must be a way, first off, kill funeral for a friends frontman =) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Neubeatz Posted May 22, 2004 Report Share Posted May 22, 2004 Excellente el presidente.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted May 22, 2004 Report Share Posted May 22, 2004 Not Bryan Adams! You heathen! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest you_nazi Posted May 22, 2004 Report Share Posted May 22, 2004 emo dissing - the new scene. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delboy Posted May 22, 2004 Author Report Share Posted May 22, 2004 i will never ever forgive adams for 'everything i do' .... never..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Jack Posted May 22, 2004 Report Share Posted May 22, 2004 Originally posted by delboy:i will never ever forgive adams for 'everything i do' .... never..... Well, I don't see how you can blame him for things that you've d...Oh, right. Carry on.if you're called elton john, lionel richie, bryan adams, cher, chris rea, rod stewart, michael bolton, celine dion or sting - lifetime ban from ever recording a note again, lifetime ban on reissues of old songs Absolutely."Sting, where is thy death?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted May 22, 2004 Report Share Posted May 22, 2004 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delboy Posted May 22, 2004 Author Report Share Posted May 22, 2004 i saw sting's latest 'effort' on CD:UK in the wee small hours as i was drifting off to sleep.it was reassuringly crap, good to see he hasn't lost his touch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bryn Posted May 22, 2004 Report Share Posted May 22, 2004 Originally posted by delboy:attempting to put world music into your sound (for a good example of this check out emma buntons new single) - 3 year chart ban and 50,000 fineAye - she's full of shit, or, the old men who write her music are...?( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neil ex Posted May 22, 2004 Report Share Posted May 22, 2004 what about metallica? what laws would you enforce on them del?if they were to stand upon a jury of saudis they would probably all have their hands chopped off and if james hetfield ever attempted to 'hoooo yeahhhhh' again, he'd probably have his head chopped off or his vocal chords removed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delboy Posted May 22, 2004 Author Report Share Posted May 22, 2004 nah i wont start on metallica cos all their hairy supporters will proclaim that i still worship a 45 year old old has been like morrissey, anyhow there's far more worthy causes...i do stand by stance that st anger is crap though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bryn Posted May 22, 2004 Report Share Posted May 22, 2004 who is 'morrissey'? ive noticed him being mentioned alot in the boards recently Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delboy Posted May 22, 2004 Author Report Share Posted May 22, 2004 he used to sing with an indie pop band The Jones who were about in the 80'sthen spent 14 years being a tibetan monk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny Doubt Posted May 22, 2004 Report Share Posted May 22, 2004 yeh he shoulda stayed bein a fuckin monk! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delboy Posted May 22, 2004 Author Report Share Posted May 22, 2004 not a fan then i take it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bryn Posted May 22, 2004 Report Share Posted May 22, 2004 I looked in the boopoll and it says morrisey - 'he was good in men behaving badly....'Neil Morrisey - home base adverts?? genius? hmmm....Or is it taking the piss outta people like me who don't know who he is? (this is where my money is) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Neubeatz Posted May 23, 2004 Report Share Posted May 23, 2004 emma buntons new single Btw, Is that about an incestuous orgy or something??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larsen B Posted May 23, 2004 Report Share Posted May 23, 2004 I like the sounds of those laws, especially the law for Celine dion and the rest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted May 23, 2004 Report Share Posted May 23, 2004 Originally posted by you_nazi:emo dissing - the new scene. Been at it for 3 years now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted May 23, 2004 Report Share Posted May 23, 2004 Originally posted by metallica_jaco:hahaha yay! Emo can suck my rat. its got to be the worst music out there. we've got to kill the generation of emo music somehow!ARGHHHH its kinda taking over, grrrr... there must be a way, first off, kill funeral for a friends frontman =) I cannot emphasise enough how correct you are. It's not the music, it's the bleating of the spoiled brats who have made a lifestyle of their inadequacies that boils my piss about it. The anti-emo backlash is long overdue and at the moment there's just a few folk dissing it but not much else. Come on people, start railing against this shit, it must be annihilated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ibid Posted May 23, 2004 Report Share Posted May 23, 2004 Hmm. A little reaction to one's own inadequacies I fear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest phoenix_down Posted May 23, 2004 Report Share Posted May 23, 2004 i say....execute fred durst...could be fun! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Lucy* Posted May 23, 2004 Report Share Posted May 23, 2004 Originally posted by delboy:nah i wont start on metallica cos all their hairy supporters will proclaim that i still worship a 45 year old old has been like morrissey, anyhow there's far more worthy causes... Saying that someone likes morrissey shouldnt be an insult and he is by far a more inspiring lyricist and singer than any member of metallica. My ex tried to make me like metallica but it didnt work. And it never will. Now i just keep away from metallica fans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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