New Found Power Posted May 17, 2004 Report Share Posted May 17, 2004 Originally posted by scottNP:haha, excellent.try some OUTKAST, that should make them talk before it has a chance to start. "Yarr, ye have two options, Matey. Option One: Ye tell me the location of all teh plunder. Option Two: I tape these 'ere headphones to yer ears, and play 15 seconds of that scurvy keyboard loop from "Hey Ya" continuously for three days and nights. Which would ye prefer?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayeth Posted May 17, 2004 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2004 Originally posted by New Found Power:Yarr, mostly I lock people in a room playing "Smoke on the Water" at half-speed, really loud.Drives 'em to the very edge of sanity, that does. Ar that drives me nuts just thinking about it! Good work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayeth Posted May 17, 2004 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2004 Originally posted by missmcfaney:Whats my job anyway? I want a fun job! eee oo ar, what skills ya got laddy(ess)? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottST Posted May 17, 2004 Report Share Posted May 17, 2004 in all honesty id have the smoke on the water torture before the outkast one.i fucking hate outkast, with a vile passion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Untitled Posted May 17, 2004 Report Share Posted May 17, 2004 Originally posted by missmcfaney:When do we set sail?Where are we going to get the prisoners? Whats my job anyway? I want a fun job!you can be the love hole to keep the crew happy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New Found Power Posted May 17, 2004 Report Share Posted May 17, 2004 Originally posted by scottNP:in all honesty id have the smoke on the water torture before the outkast one.i fucking hate outkast, with a vile passion. It's a sliding scale...First they have the Smoke on the Water, then the Hey Ya experience.After that I play them the special tape of a week-long looped Emo Scream, which can reduce even the toughest of brigands to a scarf-wearing, floppy-fringed, poetry writing crybaby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayeth Posted May 17, 2004 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2004 pure evil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
missmcfaney Posted May 17, 2004 Report Share Posted May 17, 2004 Originally posted by Dayeth:eee oo ar, what skills ya got laddy(ess)? I can drink loads and entertain the crew?orI can look after all of the animals too, teach the parrots to swear at the other ships?or i could do both?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New Found Power Posted May 17, 2004 Report Share Posted May 17, 2004 Originally posted by Dayeth:pure evil Told you I was the right guy for the job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayeth Posted May 17, 2004 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2004 Originally posted by missmcfaney:I can drink loads and entertain the crew?orI can look after all of the animals too, teach the parrots to swear at the other ships?or i could do both?? AR! Im sure theres an Entertainer/Pirate Zoo-Keeper position open! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New Found Power Posted May 17, 2004 Report Share Posted May 17, 2004 Originally posted by missmcfaney:I can drink loads and entertain the crew?orI can look after all of the animals too, teach the parrots to swear at the other ships?or i could do both?? Yarr, it be terrible bad luck to have a woman onboard....Hang on...doesn't that mean that Rhiannon's crew are screwed?YAHARR!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottST Posted May 17, 2004 Report Share Posted May 17, 2004 Originally posted by New Found Power:It's a sliding scale...First they have the Smoke on the Water, then the Hey Ya experience.After that I play them the special tape of a week-long looped Emo Scream, which can reduce even the toughest of brigands to a scarf-wearing, floppy-fringed, poetry writing crybaby. people have been known to resist such a combo, ie Liquid on a monday night.what is the final torture? may i suggest - St Anger, taped from the radio, and played unedited. enough to drive any man insane.doing anythin else to it would make it interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayeth Posted May 17, 2004 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2004 Originally posted by New Found Power:Yarr, it be terrible bad luck to have a woman onboard....Hang on...doesn't that mean that Rhiannon's crew are screwed?YAHARR!!! Yar and nar.... they are screwed for sure, but mainly cos they no NOTHING about being a real badass pirate...and cos we are the most feared opposition in the seas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayeth Posted May 17, 2004 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2004 Originally posted by scottNP:St Anger, taped from the radio, and played unedited. enough to drive any man insane. ...just you navigate. Lucky for you the Liquid comment was hilarious. AR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottST Posted May 17, 2004 Report Share Posted May 17, 2004 hmm, i see....i must be the only one who doesnt like St Anger! i respect thee's opinion. i'll keep driving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayeth Posted May 17, 2004 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2004 *Does a pirate dance* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottST Posted May 17, 2004 Report Share Posted May 17, 2004 Arr! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
missmcfaney Posted May 17, 2004 Report Share Posted May 17, 2004 Thats my job captain.Im a bad girl so i wont bring bad luck...ill make a good pirate...yarr! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottST Posted May 17, 2004 Report Share Posted May 17, 2004 !! she said Yarr!may god help thee, for if you bring us bad luck, you shall face the torture mentioned above. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayeth Posted May 17, 2004 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2004 Yar! The only pirate ship known to the world with a zoo-keeper/entertainer. INVUNERABLE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
missmcfaney Posted May 17, 2004 Report Share Posted May 17, 2004 I wont..i'll be a good pirate.If i bring bad luck ill do it too myself...yarr!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayeth Posted May 18, 2004 Author Report Share Posted May 18, 2004 Yar the pirate resistance in the seas of late, stay pirate! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vaya Posted May 18, 2004 Report Share Posted May 18, 2004 Originally posted by Dayeth:Ar, in yer bid to outwit the Captain of the largest pirate fleet known to these waters, ye forgot ONE thing...we're ace. aaaarrr and you be forgettin that the winged motherfucker is my ship,my creation and not on your fleet so that would make you down by one ship....and ye be forgettin,we're more ace and shut it cal,you're a pissy little party ring,a pink one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest haigyman Posted May 18, 2004 Report Share Posted May 18, 2004 party ring's kick digestive ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vaya Posted May 18, 2004 Report Share Posted May 18, 2004 Originally posted by Dayeth:Yar and nar.... they are screwed for sure, but mainly cos they no NOTHING about being a real badass pirate...and cos we are the most feared opposition in the seas. hahaha don't make me laugh ye and yer carbuncle crawlin maggot infested crew,i'm a far more badass pirate than you scurvy currs will ever be Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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