Paulscoconutass Posted October 10, 2006 Report Share Posted October 10, 2006 Easy lads, infest is a Nu-Metal classic. There's a few schorchers on lovehatetragedy too, although that's where I draw the line. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pete_inthehills Posted October 10, 2006 Report Share Posted October 10, 2006 every man wants to marry his motherI don't want to marry my mother! She spent my formative years telling me to get my hair cut and when I had it all shaved off she told me to grow it again! Can you imagine living with that?Anyway, she's in her late 60's and has an awful taste in music. And what would I tell my wife "sorry darling, I'm divorcing you for my mother." She'd kill me.I think what you wanted to say is "every man wants to marry a woman who looks like his mother, but younger and without the bad taste in music and hasn't seen him in nappys and doesn't nag him about his exessive drinking and recreational chemical usage"peteinthehills Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest onlynik Posted October 10, 2006 Report Share Posted October 10, 2006 Hey, that's just the myth Oh I don't know about myth, my partner is very much like my mother in alot of ways, though she denies it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest onlynik Posted October 10, 2006 Report Share Posted October 10, 2006 I suppose. I'm not sure if I've always dated people like my dad. My dad is a very focused and dedicated man... which I suppose rings true of my boyfriend too... they are both also very academic.I've always gotten along very well with the mothers of all my boyfriends though. I couldn't really tell if I shared character traits though.Its also fun pointing out that your mohter has the same clothes when said partner is shopping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted October 10, 2006 Report Share Posted October 10, 2006 Innit. Messes you right-up! My sympathies - hope things are better now Much better, thank you. Time's a great thing, and the only thing bothering me now is why the hell I was bothering with the stupid bastard bitch. Probably pity.Anyway, I've heard it said that a slag is a woman who'll sleep with anyone, and a bitch is a woman who sleeps with everyone except you. Hope that helps the thread-starter out, but it's the same old double standards. If a guy whores around he's a hero, if a woman does it she's a tart. Aye right. Another thing, if men are more promiscuous than women, who are they being promiscuous with? Hmm......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted October 10, 2006 Report Share Posted October 10, 2006 Easy lads, infest is a Nu-Metal classic. There's a few schorchers on lovehatetragedy too, although that's where I draw the line.Nu metal and classic in the same sentence? Surely some mistake... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mr Blastcap Posted October 10, 2006 Report Share Posted October 10, 2006 i'm just off to watch shrek part one, because i've not seen it yet allthough i seen shrek 2 not long ago. this thread is tragic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bluesxman Posted October 11, 2006 Report Share Posted October 11, 2006 I have to admit that I don't dress like my boyfriend's mum but I would be a tad concerned if she wore bright red rah-rah skirts and converse trainers. That's a bad ass skirt. I saw you in the distance in Archie Simpson's last Friday. The skirt was noticeable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metarie Posted October 11, 2006 Report Share Posted October 11, 2006 *waves* I'm disease free, not an utter bitch unless provoked and like having lots of sex (but in a relationship, not with randoms) and pretty much all my friends are the same. Such girls do exist, I promise you. The double standard thing is pretty outdated but ridiculous. I've heard conversations where a guy has slagged off a girl he used to date for sleeping around only for him to turn round hours later and say he can't remember the names of some of the girls he's been with. Note - That's not hot. At all. Other guys will laugh and call you a legend, girls everywhere will warn each other about you and share sympathetic stories. (Sympathetic to each other that is, you'll just get slagged off mercilously.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spikefae20dj Posted October 12, 2006 Report Share Posted October 12, 2006 tee hee hee...does roger's pool cue bring up any memories?i know u who r u and when u say pool cue do u mean the one that got broken:popcorn: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted October 12, 2006 Report Share Posted October 12, 2006 I had sex once. It was ok. It was a bit messy and made me feel dizzy but I'd probably do it again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spikefae20dj Posted October 12, 2006 Report Share Posted October 12, 2006 And why does having a high sex drive make you a, "slapper" and why does having a lower sex drive make you a, "bitch"?i didn't say that. Well at least this topic got interesting:up: i only said the women who cheat on ya (ie slappers) are bitch's, Need i make this anymore clearP.s. i think everyone should realise this ain't exactly a serious topic:gringo: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash@TMB Posted October 12, 2006 Report Share Posted October 12, 2006 Back to play the xbox360 (i got prey)I think I understand the problem now:A) You're ugly.B) You play computer games.Sorry but your plight is hopeless. You'll have to stick to wanking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spikefae20dj Posted October 12, 2006 Report Share Posted October 12, 2006 I think I understand the problem now:A) You're ugly.B) You play computer games.Sorry but your plight is hopeless. You'll have to stick to wanking.damn u found out my secret that's why i sometimes dress as a pirate so as to plunder the women and ravage the booze lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spikefae20dj Posted October 12, 2006 Report Share Posted October 12, 2006 *waves* I'm disease free, not an utter bitch unless provoked and like having lots of sex (but in a relationship, not with randoms) and pretty much all my friends are the same. Such girls do exist, I promise you. I think we finally got a winner this is the kind o woman everyman should have anyway time to go home to see the girl freind and get laid, yep it twas me being curious and bored have fun. Yarrr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash@TMB Posted October 12, 2006 Report Share Posted October 12, 2006 Spike ol' bean, yes, there are some lovely lasses out there. However, some should be avoided at all costs. Avoid if:1. They dummy-dyke.2. They say their mum is dead when she isn't.3. They are a Wittering Ohmygod.4. They have silly hang-ups.5. They talk too much.6. They have conversations about reality television.7. They wear short-sleeve tops to show off scarred forearms.8. They like "boys who kiss boys".9. They have a page on Cryspace or Bemo.10. They own Harry Potter DVD's.Avoid those and you should do well. I do.11) They have more than one cat.12) They've slept with Pete the barman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spikefae20dj Posted October 12, 2006 Report Share Posted October 12, 2006 12) They've slept with Pete the barman.awsome:up: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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