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First Question for you call centre people:

Why don't you die?

Somebody asked that to a really reeallly quiet, shy Czech girl in my call centre and her whole fat face crumpled into tears and she left soon after.

edit: Which was a shame because although I didn't like her much after she adopted me as her friend and sang songs to me at lunch so I couldn't go to the pub, we had some good times like her first joint (How do you know if it function? I feel like geeggling!) :)

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yeah how dare i have worked in a call centre that deals with incoming calls aka people who want and are seeking help, and all just to earn a living. wow. you've really opened my eyes. thank you.

Incoming call companies I aint got problems with.

But people who call me and ask:

"Hi, do you wanna buy stuff?"

..I got problems with.

If you sound interested in buying something; they looooove you. If you don't, then you get this whole attitude where you feel like you've done something wrong. Fuck that. I'll buy what I need to buy. I don't need someone telling me what to buy.

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Incoming call companies I aint got problems with.

But people who call me and ask:

"Hi, do you wanna buy stuff?"

..I got problems with.

If you sound interested in buying something; they looooove you. If you don't, then you get this whole attitude where you feel like you've done something wrong. Fuck that. I'll buy what I need to buy. I don't need someone telling me what to buy.

youve got to remember that the person on the end of the line is just doing a job though, and like you are earning money to live, support their family, ect. They may hate the job and hate having to cold call

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youve got to remember that the person on the end of the line is just doing a job though, and like you are earning money to live, support their family, ect. They may hate the job and hate having to cold call

Don't get me wrong dude, I do have respect for these people. But it's a simple case of respecting us too, which in my opnion doesn't happen. They call us whenever it suits them, they push a product which they they need commision for, and they wont think twice about you even if they do sell, your a figure on their paycheck and nothing more.

Customer care is something I demand when buying or selling, and if I feel I don't get it, they don't get it.

If someone phoned me up with a nice approach, apologised for disturbing me etc, then and only then would they be entertained.

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Incoming call companies I aint got problems with.

But people who call me and ask:

"Hi, do you wanna buy stuff?"

..I got problems with.

If you sound interested in buying something; they looooove you. If you don't, then you get this whole attitude where you feel like you've done something wrong. Fuck that. I'll buy what I need to buy. I don't need someone telling me what to buy.

Those people are cunts alright. I was an incoming call guy too but if it was quiet we'd be forced to make outgoing sales calls masquerading as "customer care calls". I handed my notice in during one of these quiet spells.

Now in new employment I answer the phone to about 20 of these annoying fuckers a day. I actually preferred being an annoying fucker myself! They're always wanting to be transferred to the IT Manager or MD and they've got a few bullshit psychology 101 tricks up their sleeves. They use this disgusting familiarity thing so you pass the call through "Hi! Can I speak to Timmy" like they know the guy. Another is to belittle you. "Look, can I speak to someone with more authority, I'm a very busy person". How stupid do you think I am saleperson?! You can imagine their training sessions. "OK class, today we're going to learn how to be a properly shameless bastard."

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :swearing:

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