french_disko Posted May 19, 2006 Report Share Posted May 19, 2006 Ok, there's the inevitable "I have a Kit Kat that MAY have a Golden Ticket in it" for sale to gullible mugs on ebay - http://search.ebay.co.uk/search/search.dll?cgiurl=http%3A%2F%2Fcgi.ebay.co.uk%2Fws%2F&fkr=1&from=R8&satitle=big+brother+%2B+golden+ticket&category0=But... there's also a real, live Golden Ticket on sale. http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/BIG-BROTHER-GOLDEN-TICKET-FOUND-FIRST-ON-EBAY_W0QQitemZ6631078220QQcategoryZ16071QQrdZ1QqcmdZViewItemShould we all chip in and buy it for someone here? Who should go in? Stripey for the inevitable cutting remarks & sneering contempt of others? Flash for full-on Pirate look-a-like action? Who else? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MDP Posted May 19, 2006 Report Share Posted May 19, 2006 the second link dusnt work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lepeep Posted May 19, 2006 Report Share Posted May 19, 2006 aye...second link is duff, someone at ebay has a brain, and wants the death of big brother as much as I ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bluesxman Posted May 19, 2006 Report Share Posted May 19, 2006 Ok' date=' there's the inevitable "I have a Kit Kat that MAY have a Golden Ticket in it" for sale to gullible mugs on ebay - [url']http://search.ebay.co.uk/search/search.dll?cgiurl=http%3A%2F%2Fcgi.ebay.co.uk%2Fws%2F&fkr=1&from=R8&satitle=big+brother+%2B+golden+ticket&category0=But... there's also a real, live Golden Ticket on sale. http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/BIG-BROTHER-GOLDEN-TICKET-FOUND-FIRST-ON-EBAY_W0QQitemZ6631078220QQcategoryZ16071QQrdZ1QqcmdZViewItemShould we all chip in and buy it for someone here? Who should go in? Stripey for the inevitable cutting remarks & sneering contempt of others? Flash for full-on Pirate look-a-like action? Who else?It's been removed! Quelle surprise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
french_disko Posted May 19, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2006 the second link dusnt workfuck me' date=' that was quick - it's been taken down! here's the story on it from today's paper - [url']http://media.guardian.co.uk/site/story/0,,1778990,00.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardcore Mel Posted May 19, 2006 Report Share Posted May 19, 2006 Ok' date=' there's the inevitable "I have a Kit Kat that MAY have a Golden Ticket in it" for sale to gullible mugs on ebay - [url']http://search.ebay.co.uk/search/search.dll?cgiurl=http%3A%2F%2Fcgi.ebay.co.uk%2Fws%2F&fkr=1&from=R8&satitle=big+brother+%2B+golden+ticket&category0=But... there's also a real, live Golden Ticket on sale. http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/BIG-BROTHER-GOLDEN-TICKET-FOUND-FIRST-ON-EBAY_W0QQitemZ6631078220QQcategoryZ16071QQrdZ1QqcmdZViewItemShould we all chip in and buy it for someone here? Who should go in? Stripey for the inevitable cutting remarks & sneering contempt of others? Flash for full-on Pirate look-a-like action? Who else?I vote Frosty Jack, Alan Cynic or Dusty Deviada just to see some of their amazingly bad puns aired on national TV. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
french_disko Posted May 19, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2006 apparently the "real" ticket's bid was up at 10' date='000,000.apparently... I don't know for sure.[/quote']It was - I had it on screen when I posted this thread!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
french_disko Posted May 19, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2006 this is my favourite - check out the description - http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Big-Brother-KitKat-Golden-ticket_W0QQitemZ6281719935QQcategoryZ35QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItemA rare opportunity to get you hands on a Golden 'willy wonker' type ticket issued by Kitkat.Is this genuine?I was eating a four finger KitKat and nearly choked as it no longer said rountrees on the top. Then I spotted a tiny bit of Gold, I ripped off the packet and it said "you are a winner" (which i already knew.)Can I get bummed by Shahbaz?I cannot guarantee this.Was the KitKat nice?not really, i mourn the loss of the whisper barWhat does it look like?It's gold, pure plasticky gold.Will you post to Isle of Mann?no, they're all inbred.Can i get my hands on Lea's Massive Big Breasts?why would you want to? she is a shemale. However, if this is your bag. Start by touching them in a discreet manner with your elbow. Can I sit next to Imogen?No, she's mine.I got first dibs. (dibs- i baggsied first)Will the winning willy wonka type ticket be accompanied with a certificate of authenticity?Yes. I should point out that I have printed this myself. .Will you combine postage?yesGOOD LUCK AND HAPPY BIDDING Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DustyDeviada Posted May 19, 2006 Report Share Posted May 19, 2006 I vote Frosty Jack' date=' Alan Cynic or Dusty Deviada just to see some of their amazingly bad puns aired on national TV.[/quote']Marge' date=' when kids these days say `bad', they mean `good'. And to `shake your booty' means to wiggle one's butt. Permit me to demonstrate. [/quote']Admit it, you just want to see Alan in his Speedos cavorting in the hot-tub. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardcore Mel Posted May 19, 2006 Report Share Posted May 19, 2006 Admit it' date=' you just want to see Alan in his Speedos cavorting in the hot-tub.[/quote']damn! foiled already! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted May 19, 2006 Report Share Posted May 19, 2006 Gyads....even I wouldn't want to see that.....I blindfold myself on bath night!(at least I did on last year's one ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DustyDeviada Posted May 19, 2006 Report Share Posted May 19, 2006 I blindfold myself on bath night!Careful, you'll be getting invited to one of Mel's fetish parties if you come out with more of that kind of kinky stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted May 19, 2006 Report Share Posted May 19, 2006 Does Mel do 'fattish' parties, too???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardcore Mel Posted May 19, 2006 Report Share Posted May 19, 2006 fattish can be a fetish ya know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted May 19, 2006 Report Share Posted May 19, 2006 Well........I AM a slave to my stomach at times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardcore Mel Posted May 19, 2006 Report Share Posted May 19, 2006 see it's humour like this that TV these days is missing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted May 19, 2006 Report Share Posted May 19, 2006 Why don't they have a pensioner version???It might actually work, but they could throw in a couple of token celebrity youngsters, just in case.....Ant and Dec maybe.(They wouldn't have to do much, just be "thrown in" every so often......the injuries would be mildly diverting). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardcore Mel Posted May 19, 2006 Report Share Posted May 19, 2006 if they had a genuine pensioner version it might get a bit dull, what with their ever-present need to point out what the weather is like, just in case the person they're speaking to happened to miss that particular lesson in primary 1. but an aberdeen-music pensioners version might be pretty entertaining. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted May 19, 2006 Report Share Posted May 19, 2006 Yeah....we should all get together for a few drinks, if we can find the ration books.Me and Parvati, Chilli, Graeme, Graeme C, Flossie.....who are the other alzheimers? (sorry, I meant aul' timers!)How about celebrity pensioners? eg Joanna Lumley, Ken Dodd, Henry Cooper, Ian Brady (on license), Tony Benn, Germaine Greer, Joan Collins, Bruce Forsyth, Lulu, the Queen and Clive Sinclair? Are Harold MacMillan and Barbara Cartland still alive? They could be token dead folk, if they're not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardcore Mel Posted May 19, 2006 Report Share Posted May 19, 2006 frosty jack. can't have an old folks show without that auld cunt (love you really keith). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
french_disko Posted May 19, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2006 Here's the "Golden Ticket" the guy is selling earlier. Looks real, eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted May 19, 2006 Report Share Posted May 19, 2006 fat people are fucking revolting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sue Denim.. Posted May 20, 2006 Report Share Posted May 20, 2006 fat people are fucking revolting.I laughed so hard that I actually snotted on my screen then! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Jack Posted May 20, 2006 Report Share Posted May 20, 2006 "Deeay three in the house. Frosty Jack has smashed up the kitchen looking for the last bottle of wine, after Alan Cynic forgot where he put it. Again. Graeme has locked himself in the Diary Room after GraemeC spent the last two days telling him the differences between the 1976 Bedford versus the '78 long wheel base Transit. Flossie is still trying to extract his mandolin, after Chilli got sick of telling him to shush..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted May 20, 2006 Report Share Posted May 20, 2006 Sounds about right!! Where are the old gals, though?? I know one or two on here who are 'of a certain age', but I'm too much of a gentleman (i.e. scared) to name them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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