Plato the Greek Posted March 17, 2006 Report Share Posted March 17, 2006 I live for threads like this. There is nothing more entertaining than laughing anonymously at guileless ugly poor people with ill-advised tatoos and poor dental work. I will never, ever get sick of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
french_disko Posted March 17, 2006 Report Share Posted March 17, 2006 How is one a girl and the other a woman?i've got my doubts that either of them are a woman or a girl.....They're certainly no ladies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
french_disko Posted March 17, 2006 Report Share Posted March 17, 2006 I live for threads like this. There is nothing more entertaining than laughing anonymously at guileless ugly poor people with ill-advised tatoos and poor dental work. I will never' date=' ever get sick of it.[/quote']it's also a lot safer than going to Budz bar and seeing the spasticated fuck pigs in the flesh and running the risk of a smack in the teeth / drunken one night fumble!thank you Dan Quale for inventing the interweb and making the world a safer place for us all!Is it time to get out of work and go to the pub yet? I think i'm losing it a bit. Anyone up for a pint at Budz bar? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stroppycow Posted March 17, 2006 Report Share Posted March 17, 2006 ewThe hair, the teeth, the bulk, the clothing, the face.He has no redeeming features at all. None.Should I just go and end it all for him now?Fhttp://www.budzbar.co.uk/gallery/large/100306.010.htm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash@TMB Posted March 17, 2006 Report Share Posted March 17, 2006 http://www.budzbar.co.uk/gallery/large/feb.049.htm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stroppycow Posted March 17, 2006 Report Share Posted March 17, 2006 Those pictures should come with a warning before you have to see them Indeed........http://www.budzbar.co.uk/gallery/large/130106.036.htm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash@TMB Posted March 17, 2006 Report Share Posted March 17, 2006 OK beat this...http://www.budzbar.co.uk/gallery/large/210106.041.htm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash@TMB Posted March 17, 2006 Report Share Posted March 17, 2006 Enjoy this thread while it lasts because the politically correct police will be onto us real soon... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted March 17, 2006 Report Share Posted March 17, 2006 Mental note: NEVER go to the Budz Bar ever.This is the best thread in the wasteland since that one about animals wearing hats... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lepeep Posted March 17, 2006 Report Share Posted March 17, 2006 http://www.budzbar.co.uk/gallery/large/040306.039.htm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stroppycow Posted March 17, 2006 Report Share Posted March 17, 2006 Enjoy this thread while it lasts because the politically correct police will be onto us real soon...Bugger them. We all need some light entertainment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stroppycow Posted March 17, 2006 Report Share Posted March 17, 2006 http://www.budzbar.co.uk/gallery/large/040306.039.htmHoly shit. They just get better and better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash@TMB Posted March 17, 2006 Report Share Posted March 17, 2006 http://www.budzbar.co.uk/gallery/large/200106.011.htmDidn't the thing on the left work in that all night shop in Hutcheon Street at one time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stroppycow Posted March 17, 2006 Report Share Posted March 17, 2006 http://www.budzbar.co.uk/gallery/large/200106.011.htmDidn't the thing on the left work in that all night shop in Hutcheon Street at one time?That could indeed quite easily be an offspring / sibling / wife / husband / sex slave of Greedy Fat Poof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plato the Greek Posted March 17, 2006 Report Share Posted March 17, 2006 it's also a lot safer than going to Budz bar and seeing the spasticated fuck pigs in the flesh and running the risk of a smack in the teeth / drunken one night fumble!thank you Dan Quale for inventing the interweb and making the world a safer place for us all!Is it time to get out of work and go to the pub yet? I think i'm losing it a bit. Anyone up for a pint at Budz bar? The internet is safer, but it is too sanitised. There is a certain terrifying thrill in going to places like Budz Bar and engaging in anthropological experiments like eminent Victorian scientists. I often partake with friends in a little hobby we call 'drinking it in' - a game originated by former Vomitus guitarist Black Metal Neil. This is when you go to a rough mainstream bar, dressed very smartly so as to attract attention, and buy one pint each. Rather than drinking alcohol you are there to 'drink in' the electric atmosphere which can only truly be generated by a pub full of degenerates. You then look around the room for upwards of an hour trying to outdo one another by noticing the most incredibly ugly / minky / socially disabled people in the bar and claiming them as your 'wee mate(s)'. Points are gained for interaction with your 'wee mate(s)' (such as talking to them) and extra credit is rewarded if you can humiliate them without them realising or take a photo of yourself with them etc. The ultimate aim of these experiments is to be invited back to a 'hoose party min' which will almost certainly result in you becoming embroiled in several fantastic adventures. Everyone should try this, it is the most fun ever and judging by the photos there are a large number of wee mates just waiting to be befriended at Budz Bar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash@TMB Posted March 17, 2006 Report Share Posted March 17, 2006 The internet is safer' date=' but it is too sanitised. There is a certain terrifying thrill in going to places like Bud Bar and engaging in anthropological experiments like eminent Victorian scientists. Everyone should try this, it is the most fun ever and judging by the photos there are a large number of wee mates just waiting to be befriended at Bud Bar.[/quote']You're a sick fuck getting engaged to one of those boilers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plato the Greek Posted March 17, 2006 Report Share Posted March 17, 2006 You're a sick fuck getting engaged to one of those boilers.Hmm ... that could be a whole new game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash@TMB Posted March 17, 2006 Report Share Posted March 17, 2006 Hmm ... that could be a whole new game.I'd pay good money to see you ditch one of these at the alter:http://www.budzbar.co.uk/gallery/large/210106.041.htm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stroppycow Posted March 17, 2006 Report Share Posted March 17, 2006 OK beat this...http://www.budzbar.co.uk/gallery/large/210106.041.htmI'd already found that one! A delicate flower of womanhood! a veritable lady!I bet Calder would think she was a 'proper' woman though.F Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lepeep Posted March 17, 2006 Report Share Posted March 17, 2006 looks liek the increase in traffic has knackered the site Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delly Posted March 17, 2006 Report Share Posted March 17, 2006 awww saw so many of the mingers i went to school with Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plato the Greek Posted March 17, 2006 Report Share Posted March 17, 2006 I'd pay good money to see you ditch one of these at the alter:http://www.budzbar.co.uk/gallery/large/210106.041.htm Look at those arms. It's like Geoff Capes gone wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
french_disko Posted March 17, 2006 Report Share Posted March 17, 2006 looks liek the increase in traffic has knackered the siteBastards! that means we'll actually have to visit the shit hole in order to carry on our fun! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
french_disko Posted March 17, 2006 Report Share Posted March 17, 2006 The internet is safer' date=' but it is too sanitised. There is a certain terrifying thrill in going to places like Budz Bar and engaging in anthropological experiments like eminent Victorian scientists. I often partake with friends in a little hobby we call 'drinking it in' - a game originated by former Vomitus guitarist Black Metal Neil. This is when you go to a rough mainstream bar, dressed very smartly so as to attract attention, and buy one pint each. Rather than drinking alcohol you are there to 'drink in' the electric atmosphere which can only truly be generated by a pub full of degenerates. You then look around the room for upwards of an hour trying to outdo one another by noticing the most incredibly ugly / minky / socially disabled people in the bar and claiming them as your 'wee mate(s)'. Points are gained for interaction with your 'wee mate(s)' (such as talking to them) and extra credit is rewarded if you can humiliate them without them realising or take a photo of yourself with them etc. The ultimate aim of these experiments is to be invited back to a 'hoose party min' which will almost certainly result in you becoming embroiled in several fantastic adventures. Everyone should try this, it is the most fun ever and judging by the photos there are a large number of wee mates just waiting to be befriended at Budz Bar.[/quote']this should be an Olympic sport. fucking awesome!A "hoose party, min" sounds a thrilling and socially rewarding experience. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted March 17, 2006 Report Share Posted March 17, 2006 Excuse my ignorance, but where is Budz? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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