Hog Posted October 9, 2005 Report Share Posted October 9, 2005 Walking past Mothercare last night and this lady was offering guys to suck her tits for 1. There were like 3 guys in a queue. Ironic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jester1470 Posted October 9, 2005 Report Share Posted October 9, 2005 Walking past Mothercare last night and this lady was offering guys to suck her tits for 1. There were like 3 guys in a queue. IronicSo you were number 4 then CheersStuart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stripey Posted October 9, 2005 Report Share Posted October 9, 2005 Walking past Mothercare last night and this lady was offering guys to suck her tits for 1. There were like 3 guys in a queue. Ironicthat's the most bizarre thing I've heard so far today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted October 9, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 9, 2005 So you were number 4 then CheersStuartNo lol, I was just walking past (no, not wanking fast) Its just weird seeing a women breast feeding grown men outside Mothercare Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tv tanned Posted October 9, 2005 Report Share Posted October 9, 2005 No lol' date=' I was just walking past (no, not wanking fast) Its just weird seeing a women breast feeding grown men outside Mothercare [/quote']what time was this at like?!?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted October 9, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 9, 2005 Like 8.30pm! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skuzzlebutt Posted October 9, 2005 Report Share Posted October 9, 2005 No lol' date=' I was just walking past (no, not wanking fast) Its just weird seeing a women breast feeding grown men outside Mothercare [/quote']you're not suggesting this act (the act of blokes suckling, not her soliciting such a fine public service) actually took place on union st around 8:30 pm?!thats not even past the water shed?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tv tanned Posted October 9, 2005 Report Share Posted October 9, 2005 Just, I was in town all day yesterday for the Scotland game and then for a night out. Wasn't down that end of town at all though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 9, 2005 Report Share Posted October 9, 2005 Damn. I must of nearly walked past Mothercare on the way to the Wild Boar at around that time! I always miss things like this... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tam o' Shantie Posted October 9, 2005 Report Share Posted October 9, 2005 a pound, not bad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
framheim Posted October 9, 2005 Report Share Posted October 9, 2005 was she completely haggard or was she a dishing out a bargain? was she quite happy to be doing this or was she desperate? why would you queue to suckle some haggard drunks droopy boobs? all these questions and more need answered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayeth Posted October 9, 2005 Report Share Posted October 9, 2005 hahaha..."a bargain" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Main Agent Posted October 9, 2005 Report Share Posted October 9, 2005 Lactating or dry? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Camie Posted October 9, 2005 Report Share Posted October 9, 2005 you should've took some pics to promote your photography website Hog."The brothel collection". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edgar Graham Posted October 9, 2005 Report Share Posted October 9, 2005 Why is this ironic? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrincessHolly Posted October 9, 2005 Report Share Posted October 9, 2005 Because Mothercare is a place where people who've just had babies shop. And babies are breastfed. As were the men in this story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Camie Posted October 9, 2005 Report Share Posted October 9, 2005 That is still not ironic... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted October 9, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 9, 2005 How did we miss this? We should have turned left instead of right at the end of belmost street! gah.Maybe that's why hog looked so perky when we saw him later... hrmm?Nah just pleased to see you as always Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted October 9, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 9, 2005 That is still not ironic...So, no irony at all? em...ok Camie... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest treader. Posted October 9, 2005 Report Share Posted October 9, 2005 once more, camie is yet to click. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted October 9, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 9, 2005 once more' date=' camie is yet to click.[/quote']Im sure 1+1 will eventually =2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuart Posted October 9, 2005 Report Share Posted October 9, 2005 A male paying for breastfeeding is in itself ironic. The fact it was outside Mothercare increases the irony of the situation, whilst at the same time making it a hell of a lot funnier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MerryChristmas Posted October 10, 2005 Report Share Posted October 10, 2005 Sounds like the same woman who came in asking if I would like some business for 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tv tanned Posted October 10, 2005 Report Share Posted October 10, 2005 You make me blush' date=' Hog. I reserve the use of the word "cad" for Tv Tanned... but if I didn't... you'd be getting called a cad... I ahve to think of more good words similar to cad.[/quote']I feel honoured. I think.However, to be of some assistance, just type cad in on microsoft word, then highlight it and right click. You will then be able to access some synonyms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DustyDeviada Posted October 10, 2005 Report Share Posted October 10, 2005 I ahve to think of more good words similar to cad.How about "bounder"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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