succubitch Posted September 15, 2005 Report Share Posted September 15, 2005 Yes it is official Britney Spears gave birth to a baby boy on Wednesday afternoon in L.A.now to wait and see what she names the poor thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delboy Posted September 15, 2005 Report Share Posted September 15, 2005 according to the news she's gonna name it either london or preston, fucking pop stars/actors and their stupid names.....why not go the whole hog and call the brat bolton or blackburn??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cloud Posted September 15, 2005 Report Share Posted September 15, 2005 or Cambridge, eh del? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delboy Posted September 15, 2005 Report Share Posted September 15, 2005 maybe as a middle name Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Ascension Posted September 15, 2005 Report Share Posted September 15, 2005 I think the general idea with celebs is to name it after where it was conceived, however I don't think "Airplane Bathroom at 35k" or "Doggystyle behind a bush" are particularly fetching... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Jack Posted September 15, 2005 Report Share Posted September 15, 2005 "London Preston Apex Return Federline" apparently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted September 15, 2005 Report Share Posted September 15, 2005 I knew a family who named there kids depending on the weather on the day they were born.3 girls called Misty, Gale and Dawn.I pointed out to them that Dawn isnt a weather but a time of day but they didnt seem to understand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh_Jazz Posted September 15, 2005 Report Share Posted September 15, 2005 I think the general idea with celebs is to name it after where it was conceived' date=' however I don't think "Airplane Bathroom at 35k" or "Doggystyle behind a bush" are particularly fetching...[/quote']Perhaps "Ally" would be an appropriate name then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeid Posted September 15, 2005 Report Share Posted September 15, 2005 I knew a family who named there kids depending on the weather on the day they were born.3 girls called Misty' date=' Gale and Dawn.I pointed out to them that Dawn isnt a weather but a time of day but they didnt seem to understand.[/quote']true story, my friend was gonna be named Storm when he was born. it wasn't until his dad was in the pub and one of his mates asked him what he was gonna name his 2nd child. his dad said he liked the name Storm, his mate laughed. "so your gonna have a daughter named Gail and another one named Storm?"i'm sure he would of been bullied at school with a name like that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh_Jazz Posted September 15, 2005 Report Share Posted September 15, 2005 There used to be a family that stayed opposite my grandparents, who called their two kids Pebbles and Stoney.They must have got beaten to a pulp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest texjamm Posted September 15, 2005 Report Share Posted September 15, 2005 My Dad has a friend called Richard Cheese...........and yes everyone calls him Dick (honest!). Sad but true that in times past some parents really didn't think too much about their kids names.Mike Oxlong (ha ha ha) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted September 15, 2005 Report Share Posted September 15, 2005 My Dad has a friend called Richard Cheese...........and yes everyone calls him Dick (honest!). Sad but true that in times past some parents really didn't think too much about their kids names.Mike Oxlong (ha ha ha)Tell me about it.My names Richard and my last names Cockburn. Its pronounced Coburn and i hate that Richard can be shortened to Dick. The end result was me getting the shit kicked out of me at school and taunted my entire life but im not bitter.Thanks a fucking bunch Mum and Dad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh_Jazz Posted September 15, 2005 Report Share Posted September 15, 2005 Tell me about it.My names Richard and my last names Cockburn. Its pronounced Coburn and i hate that Richard can be shortened to Dick. The end result was me getting the shit kicked out of me at school and taunted my entire life but im not bitter.Thanks a fucking bunch Mum and Dad.My Dad used to employ a guy called Richard Head. He turned up to the interview and said, "Hi, I'm Richard Head....dont call me Dick".No, really!Mind you, it could be worse.....have you seen Bob Geldof's kid's names?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Logan Posted September 15, 2005 Report Share Posted September 15, 2005 I always used to get bullied for my last name. Just because Knight can rhyme with shite, wow, how clever are some people! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted September 15, 2005 Report Share Posted September 15, 2005 Mind you' date=' it could be worse.....have you seen Bob Geldof's kid's names??[/quote']True. Fifi Trixibell but i cant remember the name of the others.David Bowies son Zowie or as he likes to be called Joe.Didnt Frank Zappa call his kid Moon Unit or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrincessHolly Posted September 15, 2005 Report Share Posted September 15, 2005 I always used to get bullied for my last name. Just because Knight can rhyme with shite' date=' wow, how clever are some people![/quote']Two of my good friends are called Matthew Prosser and Thomas Hunt and they always got called "Tosser and Cunt" at school.My youngest sister is called Fern so people always assume that the other sister will be callled Heather or Rose but she's not. She's called Rhea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
succubitch Posted September 16, 2005 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2005 I can't and wont slag off alternative names as everyone in my family has an unusual name and I like mine, I just think that some people take the piss when it comes to baby names lately. I work for a call center and I've heard some really bad names, but the worst has to be Pocahontas Mc Ginty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fli$ Posted September 16, 2005 Report Share Posted September 16, 2005 I know a guy named Stormy. That's his real name, he was named after his dad's horse. No word of a lie. He is also violently ginger. Cool guy though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stroppycow Posted September 16, 2005 Report Share Posted September 16, 2005 While working at Aberdeen Uni, we had the amusingly named Iona Gunn and Anna Fair.Distinct lack of rational thought from the parents - unless they were just really warped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest AmbientMood Posted September 16, 2005 Report Share Posted September 16, 2005 Didnt Frank Zappa call his kid Moon Unit or something.He called his daughter 'Moon Unit,' but we'll let him off with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve-O Posted September 16, 2005 Report Share Posted September 16, 2005 I thought it was Moonbeam... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stroppycow Posted September 16, 2005 Report Share Posted September 16, 2005 I thought it was Moonbeam...Nope. Moon Unit. Allegedly, when she was at school, a classmate sneered at her and asked 'Why did your parents name you Moon Unit?' to which she glared back and asked 'Why did your name you Debbie?' Her siblings include Ahmet and Dweezil and I think there's another one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trippinoneastereggs Posted September 16, 2005 Report Share Posted September 16, 2005 David Bowie's son Zowie. But I think he changed it to Colin or something when he grew up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted September 16, 2005 Report Share Posted September 16, 2005 David Bowie's son Zowie. But I think he changed it to Colin or something when he grew up.changed it to Joehe has been in my mums ex-bosses house.He didnt know it was Joe Bowie and was talking about music and looking at cds. He is a huge fan of Bowies and asked Joe if he liked him. Apparently he just laughed his ass of until someone explained to the guy who he was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CamilleY Posted September 16, 2005 Report Share Posted September 16, 2005 Going back to the original post. Britney has called her son Preston Michael Spears Federline. Great, P.M.S. Fenderline. Way to go! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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