Guest tv tanned Posted May 26, 2005 Report Share Posted May 26, 2005 Following the Karaoke thread, I decided that maybe I should post the alternative version of 'Summer Nights' which used to be a favourite for the Dundee Uni Karaoke Nights.The story goes that Danny and Sandy soon decided that outside of their 2-dimensional musical existence they actually despised each other. Thus they went their separate ways, married other people and had children.Then one fateful summer, their kids met up in Ibiza, and this is their story...Summer lovin' I got a shagSummer lovin' she was a slagMet a boy, who snogged like a fishMet a girl, and shagged her (you wish)Summer days, passed in a haze, but oh, oh those summer nightswell uh, well uh, well uh ootell me more tell me more did she use all her tongue?tell me more tell me more was it twelve inches long?uh huh uh huh uh huhHe was cute but seemed really quietShe was ugly, and needed a dietHe was shy, seemed really unsureShe was easy, she seemed like a whoreSummer fun, made me cum, but oh oh those summer nightswell uh, well uh, well uh ootell me more tell me more was their love in the air?tell me more tell me more did she have pubic hair?uh huh uh huh uh huhwe went strolling, drank lemonadefuck the strolling, i got well laidwe stayed out till ten o clocki got her to suck my cockhit or miss, to get syphillis, but oh oh those summer nightswell uh well uh well uh ootell me more tell me more did you fondle his butt?tell me more tell me more cos she sounds like a slutIt turned floppy, that's where it endsSo to spite her, I shagged all her friendsThen he called me, a fat stupid cowWonder who she's screwing nowSummer jeans, ripped at the seamsBut, ohThose summer niiiiiigggghhhttttsssShag me more, shag me moooooooooorrrrre Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rach_69 Posted May 26, 2005 Report Share Posted May 26, 2005 thats so ace they should release that, im sure it'd do much better than the original! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hopelessly_blonde Posted May 27, 2005 Report Share Posted May 27, 2005 Kareoke nites in the dundee union are always good. I did that song with a guy who couldn't stand up and was having dificulty readin the words :SI end up singing, and usually fallin over, hammered outta my skull.Next yr im gonna be living literally opposite the union :D Gonna be too good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tam o' Shantie Posted May 27, 2005 Report Share Posted May 27, 2005 the act of consuming alcohol is very funny indeed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skull Commander Posted May 29, 2005 Report Share Posted May 29, 2005 Kareoke nites in the dundee union are always good. I did that song with a guy who couldn't stand up and was having dificulty readin the words :SI end up singing' date=' and usually fallin over, hammered outta my skull.Next yr im gonna be living literally opposite the union :D Gonna be too good.[/quote']Pez fairly gets around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sludge Posted May 29, 2005 Report Share Posted May 29, 2005 been to ibiza 5 times. love that place. its really not as bad as everyone makes it out to be. good family holiday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted April 22, 2006 Report Share Posted April 22, 2006 Dunno about family holiday, but it's my favourite place in the whole of the world. :love: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeaOfEnergy Posted October 21, 2008 Report Share Posted October 21, 2008 what about amsterdam!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted October 21, 2008 Report Share Posted October 21, 2008 What about thread revivals?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest treader. Posted October 21, 2008 Report Share Posted October 21, 2008 what about them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted October 21, 2008 Report Share Posted October 21, 2008 What about you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edgar Graham Posted October 21, 2008 Report Share Posted October 21, 2008 I think CRANIAL_MIND accidentally searched for "shagging" on aberdeen-music instead of google. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mouse Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 Lol - worst thread revival ever! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Jo-D Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 what about amsterdam!!!! this time tomorrow.....I will be there........ahhhhhhh is it 5 yet (still have to pack!)Edit*** funny song btw! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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