jester1470 Posted June 16, 2005 Author Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 Well seeing as promoting this CD launch has already lost me about 10 scene points no harm in keeping trying This should be a really good night, anyone who's seen Jo live before should be considering the ramifications of the fact that the Moorings has lots of Tequila and realise this will be an interesting night one way or another.CheersStuart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cloud Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 This should be a really good night' date=' anyone who's seen Jo live before should be considering the ramifications of the fact that the Moorings has lots of Tequila and realise this will be an interesting night one way or another.[/quote']I've already invested on steps up to the stage for fear of the inevitable But yeah, this'll be a great night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jester1470 Posted June 16, 2005 Author Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 I've already invested on steps up to the stage for fear of the inevitable But yeah' date=' this'll be a great night [/quote']Ian and I were toying with the idea of intalling rubber pillars for her delectation...CheersStuart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cloud Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 Might be wise just to cover the whole bar in bubble wrap so she can't hurt herself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soundian Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 Ian and I were toying with the idea of intalling rubber pillars for her delectation...CheersStuart It's her new sobriety test, if she doesn't bounce off any it's time to order more tequila. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jester1470 Posted June 16, 2005 Author Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 Might be wise just to cover the whole bar in bubble wrap so she can't hurt herself hmmm might be an idea, last time Emma and her played a gig there Jo accused me of slamming a car boot on her head and Emma accused me of hitting her with an ashtray, nothing to do with them being clumsy, noooo... (in Emmas case there was alcohol involved)CheersStuart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jester1470 Posted June 16, 2005 Author Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 It's her new sobriety test' date=' if she doesn't bounce off any it's time to order more tequila.[/quote']And if she does... it's time to order more tequila...Sod the music, come for the drunk Jo comedy show CheersStuart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest RockMonkey Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 Me, drunk? Never....I have stepped up the stakes for accident probability by choosing high heeled boots for my costume. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soundian Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 We'd better nip round all the schools and get some gym mats we can place on the floor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jester1470 Posted June 16, 2005 Author Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 Me' date=' drunk? Never....I have stepped up the stakes for accident probability by choosing high heeled boots for my costume.[/quote'] Its going to end in tears... I can see it now... well Ian can catch you if you fall... Flash - please dont serve this woman till after she's played purely to help your accident probability scale...CheersStuart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soundian Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 ... well Ian can catch you if you fall... t Above and beyond the call of duty, I think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jester1470 Posted June 16, 2005 Author Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 Above and beyond the call of duty' date=' I think.[/quote']There are people who might pay for Jo falling on them... obviously we are just not 2 of them Clouds a little pervert he'll enjoy it...CheersStuart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soundian Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 There are people who might pay for Jo falling on them... obviously we are just not 2 of them Clouds a little pervert he'll enjoy it...CheersStuart Only cos she might spill my pint. Can't stand that in a woman. She's all yours Cloud, while she's stepping on/off stage is normally the most dangerous bit so stay awake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bodast Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 [to the tune of I'm a little teapot]Cloud's a little pervert,Short and FrenchClock that haircutJos his wench,When she starts to fallShell scream and shoutCatch her Cloud andCart her out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jester1470 Posted June 16, 2005 Author Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 Only cos she might spill my pint. Can't stand that in a woman. She's all yours Cloud' date=' while she's stepping on/off stage is normally the most dangerous bit so stay awake.[/quote']fair enough, or worse she might steal it whilst your on the ground...CheersStuart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soundian Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 fair enough' date=' or worse she might steal it whilst your on the ground...CheersStuart[/quote'] It'll take a better man than her to steal my pint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jester1470 Posted June 16, 2005 Author Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 [to the tune of I'm a little teapot]Cloud's a little pervert' date='Short and FrenchClock that haircutJos his wench,When she starts to fallShell scream and shoutCatch her Cloud andCart her out. [/quote'] LOLGlad to see the world sees through that poncho wearing exterior...CheersStuart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jester1470 Posted June 16, 2005 Author Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 It'll take a better man than her to steal my pint.She's a better man than you'll ever be CheersStuart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soundian Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 She's a better man than you'll ever be CheersStuartI'm not sure who you're insulting more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jester1470 Posted June 16, 2005 Author Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 I'm not sure who you're insulting more.It's a pretty good double header isnt it CheersStuart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soundian Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 It's a pretty good double header isnt it CheersStuart Not if someone points out that both me and Jo are at least twice the man you could ever hope to be, but apart from that, not bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jester1470 Posted June 16, 2005 Author Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 Not if someone points out that both me and Jo are at least twice the man you could ever hope to be' date=' but apart from that, not bad.[/quote']If it takes you and Jo both to be twice the man I am then I'm the same man as either of you are singly...Anyone can steal my pint I hardly ever drink... except last Saturday which is kinda blurred...CheersStuart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soundian Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 If it takes you and Jo both to be twice the man I am then I'm the same man as either of you are singly...Anyone can steal my pint I hardly ever drink... except last Saturday which is kinda blurred...CheersStuart Both me and jo are at least . I hope you don't let him sign contracts Jo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jester1470 Posted June 16, 2005 Author Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 Both me and jo are at least . I hope you don't let him sign contracts Jo.that could imply both you and Jo together tho.. in English its non specific CheersStuart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soundian Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 that could imply both you and Jo together tho.. in English its non specific CheersStuart You've just added the word together part to clarify what you mean, which is normally what normal people do when faced with that ambiguous phrase, say together if you mean together, leave it out if you mean seperately. It's quite simple. Stop trying to wriggle out of being called a big Jessie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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