Woodsinho

Hot dang, I'm old.

I can't commit to anything regular but I could do with a run out. Sunday mornings are probably the most plausible for me too these days.

Personal Foul: Horse Collar Tackle. 15 Yard Penalty. Automatic First Down.

Pardew's won 3 games in a row. I've got a bad feeling about this.

It's true though. When my squad does suggest Nandos when I'm hungry as fuck I turn into Sheldon off of the Bing Bong Theory. BAJINGO. That's why I have no choice but to like it in the comments even though there's no context for it being there.

Get a toilet roll tube, open it up with a cutting device of your choice, scrawl 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY' on it and send that. It's cheaper and because it's home made it'll mean so much more than any card you could buy.

LONG LIVE THE SEQUEL Settlers 2 Final Fantasy 7 Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 Guitar Hero 3 Gran Turismo 3: A-Spec

Falco from Future of the Left has put out a new album from his 'solo' band and it's good, obviously, because everything he and his pals do is good. You can hear it here: https://christianfitness.bandcamp.com/album/this-taco-is-not-correct

I had Woodhead and Abdullah on my bench as well with Sammy Watkins stinking up my flex position and Doug Martin ambling his way to 9 points as RB2 where they could have been. Thankfully, I got away with it and won my matchup by a gloriously small 0.34 point margin 113.80 to 113.46. YAS MIN.

Obviously. I think there are some dead good songs on it and that they put on a dead good show in Glasgow a few weeks ago. I have always been totally uncool though so it's cool, yo.

The drummer from Three Trapped Tigers is one of my favourites and he's doing a solo thing which is good as heck and reminded me that this thread exists.

The theme of any pub should be 'drinking' amirite, lads?

nah man, who gives a frig?

"The Vulture lounge is home to American whiskey, wings and cocktails. Live music and comedy available every week. follow page for details" Cool.

Get an electric kit or get banned, I say.

Acoustic musicians should be banned. They're all terrible. Shut it down.

It's back, ya bunch of dummies. Same as always - if you were in last year it'll throw you back in by default but if you weren't click the link and join the league. http://fantasy.premierleague.com League code: 282071-88234

Inter Arma - Paradise Gallows There's a lot going on here. Sludgy doom with some black metal blasts thrown in alongside some blazing solos. Drums are outta this world. Rating: Aye.

Valdes in with Subotic and Negredo supposedly on their way in the next couple of days. It's like 1996/97 all over again with Grant Leadbitter as Robbie Mustoe.

Macaroni joined in 2002 and left during Southgate's first season in charge. He did a whole lot of nothing and then popped up to score some of the most crucial goals in the history of the club in the UEFA Cup run. He (GS, not MM) was a great player and a great captain for us too. I felt terrible for him when things weren't going well as his first season coincided with the only period that I was able to regularly go to home games and with Viduka and Yakubu up front we were a genuinely dangerous side. The failure to adequately replace them is what ultimately did us in. We were able to scrape by for a year with Alves/Aliadiere/Mido plus some goals from midfield but once the midfield goals dried up we had the least scary attack you could hope to come up against and that was that.

I feel like it's important to say that I like Southgate, I think he's a good fella and I reckon we could be pals but we were really bad in that relegation season and the cumulative effect of the questionable/outright bad signings he'd made since taking charge came home to roost. We scored 28 goals in 38 games which is pathetic - to put it in perspective, Aston Villa scored 27 this season. The second half of the season was an extended resignation letter from the Premier League with us winning 2 games from new year onwards. The players looked like they didn't care and Southgate didn't know what to do about it. It was a lot like watching Newcastle under McLaren this season or England's debacle last night. In fact, the first thing that came to mind after the game yesterday was the third last game of the relegation season when we were soundly beaten by Alan Shearer's Newcastle United 3-1 having gone 1-0 up within 5 minutes thanks to an own goal. It was a performance that summed up the whole season. I didn't think we should have stuck by him after that but once the decision to keep him around was made I wanted him to get a fair crack of the whip the next season so I did think he was harshly done by when he was sacked but we were starting to look a bit shaky while West Brom and Newcastle were both coming good. The 5-0 shellacking from West Brom didn't help his case at all. That said, I don't think he can be blamed for how long it's taken us to get back up, that one's all on Strachan. Fuck off Gordon Strachan.

So good that we've playing in the Championship for the last 7 years as a direct result!

It's bad imo.

I, for one, am excited for Marcus Rashford's impending season long loan move to Middlesbrough.

Antonio Valencia used his left foot to kick a ball. By the time I regained consciousness it was half time in extra time. Who got sent off?