Soda Jerk

Fo' sho! I'm based just outside the Cinty Centre. You gonna be in town anytime soon? I'd prefer not to post it because it's a heavy thing!

One of these went for 550 on the Roadkill records forums the other week. What an absolute steal!

It would be comical if there wasn't already a death/grind band called Regurgitator, which there is. And they are horrible.

I'm baffled that The Beatles have been mentioned. Whatever next? Ramones? Nirvana? Ridiculous. I think people are forgetting that alot of bands had a time and a place, and that music develops and evolves so quickly. The importance of the band in their prime is completely disregarded, and their music is just compared to contemporary copyists who have had the time and influence to develop what the predecessor had already done years and years ago.

Ah yes, Hiatus. The long-term publicity stunt to keep the excitement going until the band runs out of money, setting themselves up for a HEROIC COMEBACK! I hate music.

I love that Gibson Goldtone. I wanted to take it home with me and wrap it in a blanket, to keep it safe from the cold harsh world. What a beautiful piece of kit. How much do they retail for? I'll never be able to afford one, but I would like to pretend I could one day.

I had no idea they were still going. In 2002, one of my ex's forced me to go to Leeds fest for the day just so she could see Finch and New Found Glory Luckily she paid for my ticket, but if Weezer hadn't have been playing that day, I would have told her to get fucked. Apart from Weezer being great, I had the worst day ever and lost a shoe in the mud. More to the point of the thread - Finch were shit.

Karate..

It was a bit more serious than a slanging match about some media-whore from the Iceland adverts. Given that this fella was an Admin on another forum I posted on, who used to snoop peoples Private Messages. From this he seemed to collate a nice collection of stuff about me I would have preferred to have kept behind closed doors, which he publically aired. Just because he could. So, y'know.

Does Aberdeen (or any other City Centre on Earth) need another acoustic/singer-songwriter night?

You can say that, but it could also not be the case as well. It can go both ways. This thread has spiralled into not being much fun any more. I still think she's a jamrag.

Fucking hell. What is the point in playing devils advocate over something so trivial as a has-been celebrity who quite clearly brings it all on herself? I think she's a self-important prick. Just like you're entitled to your killjoy "Aw, people should be trying to help her" opinion, I'm entitled to mine. With the brass that MTV, Zoo, Nuts, Heat, Menstruation Fortnightly and daytime TV must be chucking her way, she can help her fucking self.

I wrote a bit of a speil but then deleted it because I can't be arsed with taking the internet as seriously as you, Alkaline. Fuck sake.

After 7 pages of reading, all I can suggest is MORE HOUSE SHOWS.

I used to be a regular on Punktastic, but I got banned - twice actually. Once for a practical joke where I posted photographic evidence that made everyone believe I'd shat in a box and posted it to some girl I hated. People didn't realise it was't actual human waste, but melted cooking chocolate and kidney beans, and it never even had a stamp on it. Good times. And the second time for threatening to shitkick some lad for publically announcing some pretty nasty gripes about me from many years ago that didn't need to be brought up. I love the internet.

You're right. Come on now guys. Lay off her. It's not her fault she owed years of taxes to the government which she couldn't afford to repay, so she declared herself bankrupt, with enough coin left over to put her whole anatomy under the knife because, from her own fucking gob, "I can't be arsed exercising". Seriously. The more I hear of her, the more certain I am that I would gladly drown her in a fucking toilet. No regrets.

The last part of that is very true. Dyce is so easy to get to. There's a bus up there every time I breathe in. A monthly pass is 58 which isn't that much really, as it will set you for weekend and evening buses you might be catching too. 15k is better than what you'd get at an agency. Most agencies will set you on 6 or 7 quid an hour. 8 if you're lucky. Some will even have you on minimum wage!

Bahaha! Beautiful.

She is. I can't think of a celebrity I'd love to kick down a flight of stairs any more than Katona.

I'd have thought it would have been advertised on the front cover. KATONA: "My new body hell!" or whatever whiney pigshit tail she's going to spout about it. There's a TV show coming up all about how she was unhappy with her body, but claimed that she is too lazy to exercise, so she got some quacks to cut the fat out of her. It's alright for some isn't it? Especially how she owes all that money to the Taxman. She needs to get rained down on, Wesley Snipes style

Flicking through the magazine was optional too. Unless you subscribe to some kind of fascist gossip regime, where a daily dose of menial tripe is forced upon you once or twice a day.

Not buying the magazines? That'd be a start. Unless someone glues the pages to your face, I think you're gonna be okay.

You can't get much soup on a plate. Katona would probably flip the table over in disgust and fuck off down to Iceland with that broad from Loose Women, where she can buy a bathtub of sausages for a quid. She needs to get killed.

I love it when the Emo conversation comes out of the woodwork. I do not like it when people talk about U2 in a good light. Are you fucking kidding? I'm aware that was about 17 pages ago, but still.

We could open the books at who's going to die first between Katona and Winehouse. High stakes. Big money! I thought Britney was gonna be the next dead celebrity, but it turns out she's almost normal again. What a killjoy.