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I wish I could add a reputation to that but it wont let me. The fact one of your bands is called "Wife Beater" is the icing on the metaphorical cake for me.

Well I'm Craig Scott. Im Aberdonian. Im Scottish. All three categories. Some people in Aberdeen, and lots of people in Stonehaven know me as the Gordon's boy with the massive ginger afro. Does that make me famous? No....

I think Blue is definitely a fantastic album. From what Ive heard of Pinkerton its good, but that was a while back. Im not saying they dont deserve recognition Im just saying its a bit much to say theyre "criminally underrated"

Thing is. they do though. They can sell out mid-large sized venues wherever they go in the western world.

Parachutes isnt that good. Like, I think Chris Martins a complete twunt, and I really want to fucking hate the band but they do have some genuinly good songs i.e In My Place, The Scientist, Trouble, Fix You More of a singles band IMO Thoughts on the new song? Seems like a grower to me.

Really? I mean, really? Hugely overrated in my opinion, have quite a large worldwide fanbase, which is amazing considering they've prduced utter utter shite as well as great albums in their time.

i second the statement about somerfield at mannofield many times i have been victim to their tyrannic companys greed.

Yeah but im pretty sure my local chipper would be pissed if i did that in their store again

fuck you for even suggesting that!

I realise this. There was a big mixup and also our holiday got in the way of that. absolute disaster actually, but i shall still be in attendence if its possible.

I actually ended up nicking my balls when drunkenly shaving my pubes last night/this morning. The bleeding and rapidly matting hair is proving detrimental to my studies. Any advice how to remedy it?

Oh yeah and also, if you want to check these little acoustic ditties played live see us on the 4th of June at the Belmont Cinema Cafe. X

Yeah I would definitely try and land Roddy Woomble or the Xcerts. Roddy Woomble would bring in a lot of people and the Xcerts are a brilliant live band and are already doing festivals and stuff, plus theyre from up here so more likely to agree.

Hear about the islamic sex doll? Blows itself up

It is outrageous. They shouldnt have time to rob and rape in between making me dinner and ironing. And the only thing they should be "murdering" is 99% of Germs with demestos, when they're cleaning the bathroom. Also, we're okay to cheat on women to antagonise them because they're our property. I mean, have you ever pretended like you've thrown a ball just to annoy the dog and confuse it? Well its basically the same thing.

But..I made a joke about something I know about and it seemed like you were joking about something you didnt really have a clue about, that was my point, and then I did back off when I realised it wasn't idiocy just "satire". Thats all I was trying to say. Och well, over now.

Me again We have acoustic demo's of new songs up on our myspace MySpace.com - City Seemed Eager - UK - Pop / Alternative / Melodramatic Popular Song - www.myspace.com/cityseemedeager feedback would be great, especially if its constructive. P.S And in reference to my voice, I know Im no Jeff Buckley, but I really enjoy singing and thats why I do it.

Well as for the covering your ground comment, im just saying its what it came across to me as, and i did concede i could be wrong. No. How about as long as its funny? This is one of the unfunniest things I've ever seen. Even if I were to view it as satire, its still not very funny at all. Thats just what I think. Try not to throw a hissy fit about it.

These guys are such fucking twats. I mean I try not to ever discriminate amongst different musical tastes etc, thats their perogative, but their songs are so shite. They're clearly up for PARTAYING, YEAAH, WOO. Unfortunately I have to take my sister so I shall be there. Or at least in the area. Much to my dismay. "Get up get up let the good times roll get up get up, take up my heart and my soul" God. Godd. And nice, following the prerequisite for most pop-punk bands by having a song called anthem.

Yesterday I slept till 1, failed trying to revise, had a wank, cried a little, then slept. Today (tomorrows yesterday) I'll sleep till 1, fail trying to revise, have a wank, cry a little, then sleep. Tomorrow looks pretty much the same. Then higher music on friday.

Don't get me wrong. I think making fun of different races and religions can potentially be very funny providing its not actually hate (clearly yours isnt, im not saying that) and I can take being slagged for being ginger or a jock or (formerly) being catholic as much as i dish it out, its more the fact you didnt seem to show you knew much about who you were mocking. But aside from the fact you seem to now just be covering your ground by saying you were bunching them all together for humourous effect. I may be wrong... Putting the whole tired P.C arguement to one side, the puns arent funny, and though the photoshopping is pretty good, the idea is just a bit rubbish, really. S'just what I think.

Wste of time and money though dressing in a camo in Belmont St? Why bother? Seems a berk. an utter, utter berk.

yeah. em. that was a statement designed to undermine the funniness of the whole thing. the bit with the frets is good, but on the whole just seems to me like a xenophobic jibe at people you dont understand, and its just come off a bit naff to me.

Variety of reasons. All the vast majority want is your money, even though theres a brief time where they think they like you or think they're in love, but no its money and when they grow tired of your body they will cheat on you. Men are the same except for the money thing (unless you're k-fed) Because all women are bitches. Because men are tools and hella easy to take advantge of. God I hate women. Maybe this is why I'm ridiculously gay.

ahahahahahahahahaha They're damaged, but edible.