Alphas

It's nice to be nice after all!

You missed the part about how they then stare straight ahead pretending not to notice the traffic they have blocked thus avoiding having to look at irate drivers giving them wanker handsigns. Wankers.

Just back from a few days away and also interested in the TW rumour, if someone could oblige with a PM. Great stuff about getting Fyvie on a new deal. The natural instinct that boy has is something else, 16 years old and his decision making and positioning are always spot on.

When I was a student, I once had an arguement with one of my friends as she claimed to have learned in her film studies class that the shark's mouth in Jaws was meant to be symbolic of a vagina. No...it was meant to be symbolic of a blood-thirsty great white shark. She claimed that when it opened its mouth it was meant to look like a vag or something. I'm sure if you went to the right bars you could find a lass or two with a dorsal fin over their chuff but I'm yet to see one and I'm pretty sure Spielberg would agree with me.

Whilst the Dons haven't been great this season, I still think there are some things we can already take as positives. The emergence of Fyvie and Pawlett this season have been excellent. There is a buzz in the ground when Pawlett gets a chance to run at people and Fyvie is different class...so hard to believe he is only 16. And let's be honest, beating Rangers is always fucking brilliant, even if we did ride our luck. In fact, riding your luck and beating Rangers is even better than a comfortable win against them. A few years ago I decided to just enjoy going to the Dons and watching football as I was fed up of sulking after we got beat, which was a hell of a lot through the Miller/HegartySkovdahl/Paterson era. This now means I don't ruin my Saturday evening when we get horsed so I endorse this decision to everyone!

Sultans of Ping FC - Casual Sex in the Cineplex. Bought it for nostalgia more than anything.

As a Scotland fan, I was always concerned when I saw Caldwell and McManus names in the starting line up. I always felt that while they were never shy in the tackle or throwing themselves in a challenge, they both lacked pace and were a bit cumbersome. If we ever had our defence higher up the pitch then we left ourselves open to balls into the channels and over the top. Whilst I've never been a fan of Caldwell in particular, I reckon either would form a decent defensive partnership with a centre half with a bit more pace so that there were players with complemenary strengths at the back.

I can only play in bands where I'm in the knowledge there is a Dallas staring at my arse.

Be honest now...you look at my arse when we play, don't you?!

That's a really good tune, the ending is superb with all the guitars layered on top of each other...I think I counted four in total! Good work with the loop station. Decent quality of recording as well for a live track.

I heard that Jimmy got quite a warm reception at Pittodrie today. I'm sure there were a few shouts and heckles but nice to see the fans appreciating him.

Seems to be doing the rounds on email but a cracking rant from a QPR fan. I actually agree with most of it... I take more pleasure in seeing Chelsea lose than I do in seeing QPR win at the moment. I sat through so many matches when we were absolute dogs**t under the likes of Ray Harford and with people like Paul Bruce, Matthew Brazier and Mark Perry in the squad and I never felt like this. The club isn't ours anymore but more so than that - football is just properly gash these days. I mean really gash. football generally. I hate nearly everything about it these days.... I hate the Prem and the myth that it is exciting this year. Man City breaking into the top four isn't exciting. They spent loads of money. It's no more exciting that Nameless C*** getting to number 1 in the charts after winning the X-Factor. I hate the myth of Arsene's kids. Buying some French kid when he's 17, playing him in the League Cup and then selling him when he's 20 after about 3 appearances in the league is NOTHING SPECIAL. I hate hearing about Liverpool/Man Utd's debt but nothing ever happening about it. A club needs to go to the wall for the money thing to change but it doesn't happen. Why the **** are Charlton, Leeds and Southampton still in business? I hate Frank Lampard's stupid f'ing face. I hate that Joe Cole's tongue is never in his mouth, the downsy spacker. I hate John Terry being England captain when he's CLEARLY AN OAF. I hate the England team. I hate young exciting wingers who have nothing but pace. Tony Scully had nothing but pace. I hate the FA Cup. There may be little shocks like last night but for the most part you know who's going to win it. Unless a team throws away all their financial security to win it a la Pompey. I hate Harry f'ing Redknapp. And Jamie Redknapp. And Louise Redknapp. And the Wii. I hate James Nesbitt, Eammon Holmes and f***ing everyone. I hate Gary Lineker and Alan Shearer. I hate Garth Crooks. I hate Garth Brooks for that matter. I hate Sky Sports. I hate that when a lower league player beats 10 players and chips the keeper it doesn't matter but if Rooney scores from more than 20 yards it's amazing. I hate that everything football related has to have 'Club Foot' playing behind it. I hate that female sports journos are now mandatory. I hate Mark Lawrensen for not coming out. 'I do like a big man at the back'. I bet you do. I hate any advert that portrays football to be about anything other than pain and disappointment. I hate any advert that mentions pies at football. I hate Lee Hughes and the fact that he makes a living from the game. I hate Marlon King and any team that signs him when he gets out. I hate that it'll probably be us. I hate Phil Brown. I hate 'well the ball is a lot lighter now and will cause goalkeepers real problems this summer' before EVERY F'ING TOURNAMENT. I hate that Kieron Dyer earned more in the time I took to write this post than I'll earn this month. I hate Adrian Durham, Ian Wright and Alan Brazil. I hate Gazza. Either die or shut up. Stop f'ing lingering. I hate hearing about Hillsborough more than I hear about Heysel or Bradford. I hate that a comeback from 4-0 down at half time (TWICE) means nothing because we aren't f'ing scouse. I hate Leeds . I hate Roy Keane. I hate grown men wearing football shirts of their team whilst shopping on a saturday when their team is playing at home. I hate that I don't hate Roy Hodgson. I hate Jermaine Beckford and any player who has neck tattoos. I hate songs being inappropriately taken as club anthems and then sung in a manly way. 'I'm forever blowing bubbles....'. Gaylords. I hate Danny Dyer and anyone he's ever interviewed. I hate the book 'Cass' by Cass Pennant. It is honestly the stupidest thing I've ever read. Chapter 1: Millwall. 'Yeah we took 50 to Millwall. They had 1000 in their mob but we ran 'em up and down the street'. Chapter 2: Liverpool . 'Yeah we took 50 to Liverpool . They had 2000 in their mob but we ran 'em up and down the street'. Fk me... Jade Goody's autobiography is probably better. Even her non-ghost written one. I hate that all good youngsters end their careers at Spurs before they start."

Acme bombs just don't explode, when will he ever learn.

Very Monty Python-esque - "Bring out yer dead!".

Defenders used to take pot shots at him as well. I remember seeing a video where he was running down the wing with the ball on his head like he was a performing seal and a centre half running up and wellying him in the ribs. Kind of like what happens if you wear coulorful boots in the Sunday league at Seaton.

Aberdeen City Centre Hotel - Premier Aberdeen Hotel Home This is the place on Belmont Street. Might be worth looking at places like the Dutch Mill, The Globe or there is a small hotel just off of Great Northern Road (can't remember the name) that might be quite cheap.

Fuck me, I just had a quick scan on the Internet for him and had a vague idea he had been in a bit of bother but didn't pick up on any of that. He sounds like a right fucking bellend. His name always stuck with me as I remember Dick Advocaat almost signed him for Rangers...how very appropriate that would have been.

Curtis Woodhouse! Just looked him up on the Internet and he has a 10-1 record, could be put in the ring with punchbags mind you. Still plays football part time as well by the looks of it. Also, Derek Riordon had a smash hit called "Rudi Skacel is a refugee" if that counts.

I think his surname was McGregor and his band was called something like Merc. Apparently Stuart Pearce used to turn up at his gigs only so he could stand at the front and stare at him to put him off.

If you are afraid of flying it calms you down. Worked on John McCLane anyway..."take off your shoes and make fists with your feet." Genius!

Which explains unborn babies kicking and punching, spaz attacks is the answer!

I think Mambo's in Peterhead may do gigs. Saw a few messages on here from the lads in Indian Red Lopez as they run a night there.

That's crazy. I was expecting to see pictures of crowd trouble and Danny Dyer in the background but it is a poor show when the players can't control themselves. The no. 4 (Feeney) looks like he took a fair boot to the head.

How do unborn babies know when to turn? A family member just had a child and it turned "right on schedule". Does it have a timer or something?!

Or is he your ex?!?