Bowl O' Alpen

The Reason I Pay My License Fee

one word - pwnd

I just felt a small smirk come across my face there...in the similar way to when a woman told me at work that an old lady was stuck in the automatic doors. It's not like I have control over it...

Do you still have eardrums or have you ripped them out yet?

I've been with Bank of Scotland since I had a SuperSavers account at primary school (remember the wee squirrel?). Anyway I've only ever had a problem with them once and even then a little bit of light persuation ended up in the fee being waived. The good thing about HBOS is that they seem to have around 3million branches in Aberdeen, so on average you're never more than 27 steps away from one. Personally, I blame the banker from Deal Or No Deal cos he makes up the charges to pay out the prizes, or so I was told... p.s. surprised nobody has made the banker/wanker connection yet

It's political correctness gone mad...

Just wondered if anyone fancied joining me in starting the official Onion Terror Fan Club. We could even call ourselves Onion Terrorists....

Plagiarism You didn't steal this story from the Eminem song "Stan" by any chance?

Let's have a whip-round and see if we can bring the ultimate in coat to aberdeen. we could all take shots, week about or something

That's only if the father is not a twat

I remember they used to have a foam party in Liquid every Monday night for 'Ibiza Reunion' or whatever they called it. When I say foam party it was more like a foam paddling pool. Filled with mingers trying to show how 'up for a laugh' they were in desperate attempts for attention. Really captured the feeling of Ibiza...

It seems to have a 'latest thing' buzz about it...at least in some circles

Only on aberdeen-music - do the majority of threads end up in a slagging match...

After yet another hour of worthless trawling of profiles of people I have never/will never meet in my life I'm really starting to question whether Bebo is actually beneficial to my life. In a purely statistical form, I'm currently 85% non-beneficial... Bebo is a an over-hyped, life-sapping phenomenon which will soon die out. Discuss.

Before I do this survey...is it pirate in the same way as pirate radio, or is it pirate in an eye-patch kinda way? Just want to clear it up...

Thank fuck the baby's been born... now he's reproduced maybe Tom Cruise will go off and die in a cave. Fingers crossed...

Bit more hardcore than Zebrahead's version of Wannabe...

what better way to hype up some football fans than a few kaiser chief-inspired "ooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-oooooooooooooooooooooh-oooooooooohhh!"s

Personally I think there aren't enough bands whose names feature punctuation (I can only really think of Sash! (and that wasn't technically a band)). The same applies to song names. What ever happened to song names that had brackets so that part of the name was optional? Don't be ignorant. Punctuate.

I loved Westwood trying to get the person who won the competition to say "Radio One" without actually asking. "But who gave you exactly what you wanted, y'all*?". No response... "Why not shout the name of this radio station, y'all?" Again...no response. *The y'alls included in this post were not actually in the conversation but given Westwood's vocabulary I have read between the lines and added them.

Virgin from Thunderbirds? Thought he was firewood now

Classic Sandra Moment!! www.classicsandramoments.com/isthisarealwebsite Is "hoor" classified as a Scottish word? I enjoy Aberdeen's inability to say "wh" i.e. fan ya gan?, far ye gan?, fa's all gan? Also min and bam