Bert Is Evil

TOMORROW NITE IN CAFE DRUMMONDS 18.07.06 IS A SPECAIL HAWAII SHIRT OR SHORT NITE SO COME ALONG IN YOUR MOST COLOURFUL SHIRT,SHORTS OR DRESS AND ROCK OUT!! DOORS AT 7.00PM 3 QUID TO GET IN!!! CHECK OUT WWW.MYSPACE.COM/BERTISEVILNET

3rd of August alrighty! can we play on the 3rd of August! check out www.myspace.com/bertisevilnet Thanks Mark

Hey guy's and doll's! we are a skate punk band from Glasgow and we are playin cafe drummond's in Aberdeen on the 18th of july....this Tuesday so please come along and bring a duck! check out www.myspace.com/bertisevilnet for more info!

HEY HEY WE ARE PLAYING CAFE DRUMMONDS ON TUESDAY THE 18TH IF YOU FANCY COMING ALONG!! TICKETS ARE 3 QUID AT THE DOOR AND DOORS OPEN AT 7PM check out www.myspace.com/bertisevilnet for more info! Mark

Bert Is Evil Hey is there any chance of letting us play? go check out www.myspace.com/bertisevilnet or if you fancy comin along and seeing us play in cafe drummonds on tuesday the 18th of july 2006 Mark

what would you do if you found me and harrison ford in the shower??? would you A. run away screamin IM NOW A LESBIAN!!! B. join in the suddy fun!!!! C. spank my arse and call me naughty!!!! go check out www.myspace.com/bertisevilnet p.s this is the result of 8 cans of guinnes and a bottle of wine! Mark

Awww dude we can be based in Aberdeen....for 1 nite! Alright dude thanks for lettng me know! if you can get anyone for the 15th or any other dates then give us a shout and we will be there and we are all over 18...for the record Mark

Hey Fudge if you need a band for the 15th of april can we play it? check out www.myspace.com/bertisevilnet email me at captaincosmo71@hotmail.com Thanks dude

we have been trying to play aberdeen for a while now but to no avail!!! Need help would love to come up and play Mark bert is evil

Check out the video for this song....its 30sec long so it wont take all day www.myspace.com/bertisevilnet