Old Gold

Applying for an entry level job with offshore Oil and Gas is pretty much a crap shoot anyway. They key thing to remember in those situations is that the person interviewing you is probably an utter neep.

I think record releases deserve their own thread. I personally ain't too fussed about t-shirts with words on them.

Fatboy's advice is good - despite self-confidence, stay humble. It's never in the bag.

The only hard and fast advice I would offer is to keep it short and concise. Avoid making your CV a vanity project and remember that some poor sucker has a bunch of these on their desk that they need to read through, and they want to get home at a reasonable hour. Two pages of A4 max. And don't big it down with personal interests. A line or two, just to show you have a personality. Proving how socially able you are is best left for the interview.

Something something their bar is full of hipsterz.

I'm surprised anyone gives a flying fuck what the manufacturers are like as people. BEER.

Both plug-in guitars are gone and hopefully the fuzz pedal will be to the gentleman's tastes. I'm open to offers on the banjo and the sound hole acoustic pickup.

Your ambition is unmatched. Anyway, who's hankering for some GEAR?

It's 5 minutes of people repeating the same 'free yourself' pish over and over though. Marj might be the most beautiful woman I've ever seen.

Yeah, it's looking promising for a couple weeks of no Danaerys.

Yowww, after slagging Bran & co off before, his powers can be pretty dramatic when he's not just cocking about. My money's on the husky marauder getting possessed first. I'm looking forward to some north of the wall action now. Felt bad for poor Hodor though.

You've been affected by their marketing campaign, ya sucker.

Alkaline just thinks about marmalade a lot. Completely acceptable.

I love his ask.fm. The most money he's ever lost - 10 pounds.

But then again I do want to be Mike Watt. Humm.

It would be a fairly decadent buy, even at that cost... I've only really just started making proper use of the jazz bass I went miles over budget on last year. And I'm supposed to be saving up to bring superstrats back.

And bleeding art, but mostly thrilling women with bard-like charisma.

My old man scored a tidy second hand drum kit and I was gifted it for Christmas the year I started high school. After years in various pop punk and heavy metal projects, the drum kit went on to star in Min Diesel.

485! Did they start making them out of MDF or something?

I think they were probably covering their asses a bit, although a bit of a reboot could prolong shelf life I suppose. Most of the main characters are fully developed and have run their course though. I don't know if I'm particularly excited about seeing Tom, Ron, April etc as relatively well rounded individuals.

Up to date on Parks and Rec. At least they're skipping over the predictable pregnant Leslie stuff.

Bah, I really would have liked to see Courtney Barnett... alas work beckons. And then it's Primavera time.

I can't remember... I think I was pretty into it from the get go. Although asshole glasses guy's incestuous brother in law comes in later, and he's a good addition.

I like the poor man's Will Ferrel from The League.