The Kernel Loaf

Nintendo Shitcube! Look at the disc, looks like a chocolate chip cookie (or something similar).

Best: Star Wars Arcade Worst: No Star Wars Arcade

It's old but ach well:

Really? I have Demon at home and have had no problems whatsoever. Maybe their business broadband is different though.

Is this thread a fucking joke or what? Nothing will ever come close to The Simpsons. Ever. Not even South Park.

I have some Ed Gein memorabilia.

I could tell you one person right off the top of my head who was more influential than the Beatles: Miles Davis.

In the media again it seems: BBC NEWS | UK | Scotland | North East/N Isles | UK's 'strongest beer' condemned Anyone who criticises Brewdog for promoting binge drinking are fucking morons. How can they not compute in their thick skulls that the relation in price for one bottle of Tokyo (9.99) is about the same as a 20 pack of beer from a supermarket? There are more units in that crate than there is in one bottle of Tokyo.

I bet paranoid is going. 2:18 - I laughed so hard.

Ah, those are the guys that did the 2nd Death Note theme huh? WHATS UP PEOPLE

I didn't say it was, I just thought that you were wanting it to be more accessible by having larger text. One thing I did notice is that you have hyperlinks the same colour as body text, which is a big no-no (you can see it if you hover over it, but it is purely out of chance you realise it is a hyperlink rather than it being obvious at first glance). You might also want to underline to further distinguish them (but adding anchor tags should do this for you, depends on your stylesheet really).

You are such a faggot.

Apologies - I should have mentioned that: Web Content Accessibility Guidelines (WCAG) 2.0 In short, it is guidelines for making websites accessible for people with disabilities. My resolution is 1920 x 1080, and even for that, it is really big.

Is this designed to conform to WCAG guidelines? The text is WAY too big.

That pretty much summed up our recordings, along with playing drums and guitar in a small room with stone walls, or in a bedroom with 2 acoustics and a collection of fucked up lyrics, accompanied with a bottle of Omega. It had a nice appeal to it, in a shit kind of way.

Cool - I will send you it once I am back from work.

I miss the days of using a tape recorder with a built in microphone.

Do you want me to compress this down to an mp3 320kbps?

Got any sets lined up?

Played a function there once (Aberdeen City Education ACE awards or something) - full of snobby pricks but it was decent sound (except the solo guitar). Celebrating success at Harlaw Academy

Cool story bro

General Crust - Anal Cedric 7" Wifey Discharge/Bowel Something Split 7" Nugget Rape/Scatland 7" Dave Benson Philips - Get Your Own Crack 7" Aye min well chuffed, 5th DBP EP!

Just a small piece of advice, but don't get a 2nd hand laptop running Vista. The Thinkpads we use at work are Vista certified, yet they take about 5-10 minutes to boot up with extremely poor performance and video driver issues. Disabling Aero helps a little bit, but the whole OS is just backwards to fuck so avoid it like the plague, especially if you want to run games. Try to get an XP machine with at least 2 GB RAM and you're set.

Sorry, but everytime I look at your avatar, it reminds me of this:

Duh, I am so stupid - it says in your 'Bands' and everything -.- I just realised something - you know Pauline Craib right? Plays trumpet in AKA Ska? She mentioned about 3 years ago about a band being formed by a Colin who used to be in Souled Asylum. She asked if I would be interested in playing bass but I stupidly turned down the offer. Was that new band eventually Soul Funkin Hot? I might have the wrong Colin though...