Graham Knight

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Thanks Dave for your research. So it appears you must be a Facebook friend of mine to be able to view. Again thanks.

This is a link to a friend's car collection. I am intrigued to know whether everyone can view the pictures or can they only be seen by people who are signed up to facebook? Let me know please. http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.10151188975798263.450005.698578262&type=1#!/media/set/?set=a.10150430939871066.411323.741841065&type=3

1. Eric Pickles (Joker) 2. Maggie Thatcher 3. Hugo Chavez 4. Peter O’Sullivan 5. Michael Winner 6. Pete Doherty 7. Ian Paisley 8. Billy Graham (evangelist of sorts) 9. Zsa Zsa Gabor 10. Edwina Currie 11. Ronnie Biggs 12. Don Rickles 13. Kirk Douglas 14. Fidel Castro 15. Courtney Love 16. Clive James 17. Chapman Pincher 18. Henry Kissinger 19. Ronnie Biggs 20. Jamie Daniel

me - advertising Jerry Lee Lewis

This was posted on my Facebook today and i thought I should bring it to Nefarious C's attention. BE CAREFUL IF SHOPPING IN ASDA OR TESCO'S Just had this forwarded to me...................be Careful out there Over the last month I have become a victim of a clever Eastern European scam while out shopping. Simply dropping into Asda for a bit of shopping turned out to be quite an experience. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.... ... Here's how the scam works: ... Two seriously good-looking voluptuous 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the boot. They both start cleaning your windscreen, their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they'll say 'No' and instead ask you for a lift to the town centre. You agree and they both get in the back seat. On the way, they start undressing, until both are completely naked. Then, when you pull over to remonstrate, one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over your lap, kissing you, touching you, and thrusting herself against you, while the other one steals your wallet! I had my wallet stolen on November 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th and 29th. On December 1st, 4th, 6th and twice yesterday. So please warn everyone you know to be on the lookout for this scam. The best times seem to be just before lunch, and about 4:30 in the afternoon. P.S. Sainsburys have cheap wallets on sale for £1.45 each but Asda wallets are £2.25 and look better

I must confess when I saw <inerD's photograph - I thought I must have one of those.I will enjoy my cat climbing all over it. Maybe I will get Nefarious C to assemble it on his next visit.

There was quite a party at Cellar 35 last night! Paddy and The Marionettes played a pretty wild set that had the crowd leaping about and performing pyramids. No mean feat having a 10 man pyramid in this venue that has very limited height - fortunately strongman Nefarious C was there to make sure no one died when the pyramid eventually collapsed. On the last number seven dedicated Marionettes fans were bunched around Paddy's microphone - all singing their hearts out. The mince pies were pretty good too.

Thanks for info - just ordered one - should be fun

I don't think this was me but it sounds like something I might do. Was the car a red Ford?

The awful weather restricted the size of the crowd for the Malpaso Gang at The Moorings. Nina rocked and rolled with great enthusiam and had great vocals on old favourites like Folsom Prison Blues and White Lightning. Son Henry was missing so it was brave of Bigbsy to pay a tribute to Son by playing steel on a Son composition! Aberdeen music member Flaneur has been added to the band he rocked too. As ever with the Gang the drumming was excellent.

watch carefully and you can see Jimmy Saville dancing with a 15 year old Jennifer Moss (who used to play Lucille hewitt in Coronation Street - ask your Granma for more details).

Check him out at 4.20

Teabags did really well last time. Also saw some amazing things that never went on in the "Good Old days" of Variety. Shows along the road at the Tivoli were never like this. I will definitely be there.

I remember when they had paddle boats before - great fun on the way home from a party in the early hours - I think that is why they were stopped. Maybe everyone will be better behaved this time. Surely musicians wouldn't be tempted by them?

I would never in my wildest dreams have thought that Robbie would be writing lyrics for Will.i.am. Can members think of other unlikely pairings?

If you get time check out Bootleggers Club and restaurant. It is where a lot of the music acts hang out after their stage shows have finished. Great food and has an excellent Steinway Grand piano that they will let you play on - providing you can play good!

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2012/nov/24/aberdeen-happiest-place-scotland?fb=optOut

I find this very funny - particularly "Do you love money?"

http://www.facebook.com/nicola.western.7/posts/113270312170602?ref=notif&notif_t=close_friend_activity#!/photo.php?fbid=10152249149890123&set=a.10152249149065123.923463.696640122&type=1&theater Quite a good visual aurora right now. This Facebook picture was taken at 8pm. You need to be somewhere really dark and look up towards the North East.

http://www.marketwatch.com/story/marijuana-dispenser-stock-gets-3000-higher-2012-11-16?link=MW_story_latest_news

I think feruiee was trying to get a prime stalk today but when I challenged him he admitted to his membership here. He wasn't wearing the hair pictured in his avatar.

I have had several direct e-mails asking what Prince Charles and I talked about so I’ve decided to reveal all. The conversation went something like this: PC: I recognise you from that Aberdeen Music site. Until I saw your details one thought that one was the oldest member but you are older than me. Lucky Rathen has kindly hidden my real identity on AB-MUSIC. I am supposed to be from Poland but one can assure you that wherever I am in the World one always checks in to Aberdeen Music on my i-thingy. The site is so real, its too real to be real. GK: I thought you would be reading The Times and The Telegraph. PC: These papers are OK but Aberdeen Music is such fun and I’ve learned so much from it. When I have people kneeling in front one before one dubs them with a sword and one says say arise Sir ….. I always thought they were kneeling on the dub step but that DJ, Krazzy Martin has taught me a whole new meaning to dubstep. I must drop in on one of his nights at Snafu. I often have to shake a real tail feather when one is on a foreign trip. Sometimes I pretend I am doing the Ubangi Stomp. Dubstep should be easy. GK: What else do you like on Aberdeen Music? PC: I love the Stalking Thread. That reminds me - I saw that Dubya last Friday night in main street in Banchory and I forgot to post it. He was surrounded by young girls – seems to have a way with the ladies just like one did when one was his age. GK: Your off to Australia next week. PC: Yes but I hope to be back in time for the Marionettes show on November 9th. Camilla has a marvellous publicity picture of them that was taken in front of the Women’s Institute Headquarters. She keeps it in the downstairs loo. Camilla just loves their singer Paddy and the way his trousers keep falling down – she wants him to play a solo gig at Balmoral next time I am away. GK: Are you going to any other shows when you get back from Oz? PC: I really like The Malpaso Gang and I was planning on disguising myself as a pirate and going to the Moorings on December 14th. Do you think a lot of the Aberdeen Music members will be there? I believe Teabags often puts on a show there and maybe you could introduce me to that Jake – he seems to be quite a lad too. I find all human life is there on the Aberdeen Music and one loves Stroopy’s posts the most – they are so real and so stimulating. See You Later Alligator as Aunty Margaret once said. CU at the Moorings - tell Flash I want a free go on pin-table.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2223959/Would-like-tampon-yoghurt-sir-Heston-Blumenthals-bizarre-way-soaking-juices-enjoy-food-more.html?ito=feeds-newsxml no thanks

I am sorry to hear of the death of Michael Marra. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-20066779 Michael was a very creative songwriter and performer. The following is a link to my comments about a show he gave at the Blue Lamp in 2008. At that event he did 25 numbers - 23 of which were his own compositions. http://www.aberdeen-music.com/threads/michael-marra-at-the-blue-lamp-april-20th.34277/ Graham