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If that was the case you'd have about 1 post to your name.

The OP no longer exists so you're speaking out of your arse.

Alan Johnson at Citygate. Based on the hard gate. Not got his number to hand right now but I can get it if Google is no use.

YOUNG A. YOU'RE GAY. WE GET IT.

Hand job. Lol.

He's thrown you a bit of banter there.

Yeah, but it's the World Cup.

Still sounds like a cock sandwich with that description

What's that? A cock sandwich?

Put them in a bag with bananas.

Pretty sure we have a gender inequality thread somewhere. My pet hate is that it's not being used. Or that one has yet to be created. Or that mods have stopped being so heavy handed and haven't created it yet.

I don't think it's dobbies themselves. I think it's a guy called Handy Andy.

This whole page...tl;dr. More silly pet hates please.

Haha Jan, you are so easy to wind up. I bet you're a wee mouse IRL. Haha

Ask your mum to write you a note.

Frank Lampard: GBOL

It wasn't the joke so much that made that post for me, rather the GIF that accompanied it. Good stuff.

Probably you're tyres needing rebalanced was what I would suggest

So he's just lazy then?

I wonder if he'll actually bother his arse to learn English?

Yes.

Let's all laugh at Hibs! Hahahahaha

Oh and I called the league a cup. Boo hoo, ye cunts.

Jan, you're a fuddington for using the word fuddington. Anyway, I can't see how not winning the treble is anything but an underachievement. Look at the quality of their squad, look how much they've spent compared to all the other teams. If I was chairman, I'd expect nothing less. Lennon is a shit manager and he underachieved in probably the most piss easy situation he'll find himself in as a football manager.

Eh? League, league cup & Scottish cup? They should have won all 3 with the resources they have. To suggest otherwise is mental.